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OK, go ahead and panic ...
Hey, girl. Ryan Gosling needs a break. But before you turn on the waterworks and resort to begging, you should know: It's not you -- it's him. He just needs a little distance to reflect on things."I've been doing it too much," Gosling tells The AP of his busy acting career. "I've lost perspective on what I'm doing. I think it's good for me to take a break and reassess why I'm doing it and how I'm doing it. And I think this is probably a good way to learn about that. I need a break from myself as much as I imagine the audience does."
Gosling is out promoting "The Place Beyond the Pines," which co-stars his real-life girlfriend-slash-most envied woman on the planet, Eva Mendes, and he's gearing up to make his directorial debut on "How to Catch a Monster."
And given how much preparation he puts into every role (he learned how to make furniture for "The Notebook" and lived with the blow-up doll from "Lars and the Real Girl"), it's no wonder he wants to step back a bit.
"I don't know what I'm doing," Gosling shrugs. "I haven't quite figured out what the balance is between being able to be lost in it -- or try to, anyway -- and then step outside of it."
He's also not quite comfortable with the leading man mantle.
"The more opportunities I'm given, the more I learn about how easy it is to [bleep] it up," he acknowledges. "You fight for freedom and then you get it, and then you have enough rope to hang yourself. It's like trying to exercise some restraint because I do have so much freedom."
"The Place Beyond the Pines" opens in limited release on March 29.

Mea culpa, multiple 'how to help' tweets follow politically-minded gaffe

Welcome to What Not To Do on Twitter, the Natural Disaster Edition.
On Monday afternoon, "Daily Show" writer and co-creator Lizz Winstead thought she was being her usual funny self when she alluded to news of the IRS scandal in a tweet about the deadly tornado in Oklahoma.
"This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives," she posted.
Then, to Winstead's obvious dismay, reports clarified the actual horror that the tornado had caused. She deleted the pseudo-funny tweet, but not before many of her 75,000-plus followers saw it.
While some called for her ouster from the "Daily Show," others used the tweet as an example of the "sick & twisted mind" behind one of the most popular liberal series on TV. Conservative journalist Michelle Malkin, meanwhile, kept her critique simple, awarding Winstead the crown for "assclown of the day."
The comic eventually responded to the backlash with an apology:
Although she left one related joke on her Twitter feed ("how long has Obama known about this tornado?"), she later acknowledged she deserved the bad vibes that continued coming her way, writing, "It's worth giving me s---. I was an idiot." Winstead has since taken a hiatus from the jokester tweets, opting instead to share information about the various charity organizations working with victims in Oklahoma.
#betterlatethannever ...
Porn fans eager for Kunis' X-rated debut
File under: Dubious honor.A new poll from Sex Tracker and Vivid Entertainment (NSFW and super NSFW, respectively) indicates that America's porn-watching masses would rather see Mila Kunis at the center of their next X-rated flick than any other Hollywood starlet.
(In other news, the lady sitting behind Mila in the above photo obviously ignored our NSFW warning about the sites that published the poll.)
Kunis, 29, scooped up 38% of the vote, according to the Daily News, with last month's winner, Jennifer Lawrence, coming in at a respectable second with 23% of voters naming her as the No. 1 potential porn pick.
Kind of an odd result, given that the last time we saw Mila on the big screen, she looked like this:

Other names in the mix included Sofia Vergara, who scored 15%, Angelina Jolie at 13% and Selena Gomez, who snagged 10%.
But given this group of porn-lovers' apparent taste for body paint, our money's on J.Law to shoot back up in the ranks of next month's poll.
After all ...

Want to carry the 'Downton' valet's suitcases and read him Shakespeare? It'll cost ya ...

Attention, "Downton Abbey" superfans: Do you have what it takes to ease poor Mr. Bates' aching heart/leg/conscience? Warning: What it takes is probably in the neighborhood of $20,000.
At the fundraiser for the Origin Theatre Company on May 30, one lucky bidder will cough up five digits to spend a day living the life of a post-Edwardian era servant. But rather than jump, Pavlovian style, at the sound of a bell rung by a Crawley, this faux minion will act in service to Brendan Coyle, who plays Lord Grantham's disabled and troubled valet on the show.
Page Six reports that the theater company sold the same prize at last year's auction (for $20K), and the winner "got to read poetry to Coyle in a horse-drawn carriage in Central Park."
This year's pseudo-serf may also win the luxury of enjoying a meal with Coyle at Claridge's in London.
If you need some inspiration to drop all that dough for a day of servitude, this Bates-getting-kicked-while-he's-down "Downton" montage should give the heart strings a requisite tug:
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