Gwyneth's sadness au gratin and other V-Day stuff you might have missed today …

With her rocker husband and two adorable children, Gwyneth Paltrow clearly knows all about heartbreak. And what with being the beneficent overlord of all that is healthy and perfect in this world, she has deigned to send a love letter out to all the miserable singletons. This week's GOOPis all about how, when you're not in a relationship, Valentine's Day is "just a [bleeped] up reminder of what you don't have." Gwyn's solution: a "decadent little dinner for one," including a stuffed baked potato that "is so comforting" for "many" who eat alone. Mmmmm … starchy gloominess. And don't forget to follow up your gluttony with an invigorating, GOOP-recommended colon cleanse.

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