Donald Trump: Beyoncé's Super Bowl hip-thrusting was 'ridiculous' and 'not appropriate'
To which Beyoncé's hips replied, 'Honey, so is your hair'
It's time to play the least fun game known to humanity: "What's Donald Trump kvetching about now?" In this edition, the tangelo-colored hairball has a bone to pick with Beyoncé's Super Bowl performance, for he didn't approve of the way she "was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner." "If someone else would have done that it, would have been a national scandal," Trump railed in a recent call to Howard Stern (ahem, you mean like this national scandal from way back in 1956, when Elvis was grinding his pelvis during "Hound Dog"). "I thought it was ridiculous. … I thought it was not appropriate." Yes, the man behind the Miss Universe pageant, in which women are rewarded for how good they look while strutting in a swimsuit, had his delicate sensibilities offended by Queen B's fierce performance. The good news is, Trump may be aware of his ever-increasing irrelevance. "There's been no mention of it," he continued, "so obviously, it must not have been so bad."

Thank you Donald Trump for having the guts to stand up and speak the truth. Beyonce's so-called performance at the Super Bowl, seen by countless children, was a NATIONAL DISGRACE. Totally inappropriate and vulgar. All that was missing was the leather whip and pole. The NFL and CBS should hang their heads in shame. The country is going straight down the moral sewer.
Just look at this picture of her. Look at what she's wearing to perform before a huge audience, full of young people. I'm no prude by any means, but come on. She owes us an apology. Get some dignity, class and morals and stop acting like a whore and a slut. And to think she is thirty something with a baby. Feel sorry for her kid.
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