Random Email Of The Day

"Breaking News From Edward James Olmos"

That was my email subject. Maybe I'm a little ansty today (I had some bizarre thing happen to my eye over the weekend which I won't get into but it's making feel like Lars von Trier stuck on a seventeen hour flight to New Zealand), but honestly, I thought something bad happened. Like Edward James Olmos was going to tell me to evacuate my neighborhood because the big one had finally hit California. That or he solved the Michael Jackson controversy.

You just don't get breaking news from Edward James Olmos all that often.

Nevertheless, it was harmless and actually, good news!

"Edward James Olmos sits down with Kevin Pereira LIVE on 'Attack of the Show' and gives us breaking news about how the 'Battlestar Galactica' cast's visit to the UN inspired the organization to change its constitution."

And it comes with video. So, you know, I guess I better see a doctor about my eye. Thank you Edward James Olmos.