Celebrate America's Vampire-Killing President the Traditional Way!
With an 8-bit video game?
Strangely enough, this newly released video of the video game (meta) made by Freddiew Gamez is a whole heck of a lot more campy fun than the actual film itself. Why didn't a movie version of this get made? The game goes through three stages (cribbed right from the film but, weirdly, not played in order) and includes such fun moments as "killing spree!" and "speech attack!" It's not even remotely accurate, but it's goofy and creative fun.
After the break, take a peek at the hypothetical "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" 8-bit game. Would you want to play? Are you seeing the film this weekend?