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Mr. Sulu Brokers Star Peace By Dissing 'Twilight'

He's cool with aliens, but not sparkling vampires

By dazzledbytwilight Dec 12, 2011 11:11AM

Aww, Mr. Sulu, say it ain't so. 

George Takei -- the film and television actor best known as "Mr. Sulu" from the 'Star Trek' series, currently a social media impresario, and now the self-appointed broker of Star Peace -- has done the unthinkable:  smacking down 'Twilight.'

In an attempt to end the ridiculous 'Star Wars' vs. 'Star Trek' feud that William Shatner and Carrie Fisher have been escalating, Takei pleads for Star Peace, stating that the "new ominous threat to science fiction" is 'Twilight':

Gone is any sense of heroism, camaraderie or epic battles. In its place, we have vampires that sparkle, moan and go to high school. Now, I'm not above mixing in a little sex appeal to spice up the fantasy, but sci-fi fans be warned, there are no great stories, characters or profound life lessons to be found in Twilight. Nooo…In Twilight, the only message that rings through loud and clear is: 'Does my boyfriend like me?'

Check out the video.  Not sure what is scarier, Shatner's belly or Fisher's cleavage.


What say you, Twi-Hards?  Sound off in the Comments!

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127Comments
Dec 12, 2011 2:49PM
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When it comes to movies, popularity does not necessarily equal quality.  You can't judge how "good" a movie is on the amount of money it makes.

 

Transformers, Avatar and Titanic are prime examples.  Transformers was described as the "worst-reviewed $400,000,000 hit".  Avatar had phenomenal special effects but a weak story and weak acting.  And don't even get me started on Titanic "I'm the king of the world! Whoo!" (In 1912? Please.)

 

It's likely that people will still be talking about Twilight because of the amount of money it made. It's fans will grow up, look back and cringe.  (Much like some of Titanic's fans do today.)

Dec 12, 2011 2:49PM
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I LOVE YOU PEOPLE. xD You make it sound like it matters.
Dec 12, 2011 2:48PM
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Movies are movies.  Although trying to compare Star Wars, Star Trek to Twilight is ridiculous.  Star Wars and Star Trek are science fiction/futuristic.  Twilight is romance/myth.  There is nothing to compare.  Bashing a movie because it isn't anything like another is insane.  No two movies are going to be the same.  Some people like what they like. 
Dec 12, 2011 2:47PM
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I think part of the problem here is labeling "Twilight" as a sci-fi novel.  It is a romance novel, whose characters happen to be mythical creatures.  At best it could be categorized as romantic fantasy.  Sci-fi, IMHO, has to have something to do with outer space, space travel or aliens to be classified as such.  I'd also classify Harry Potter as fantasy, not sci-fi.  And as a romance novel, "Twilight" fits the genre perfectly.  Girl loves boy, boy loves girl, something keeps them apart, girl pines for boy, obstacle over come, happily every after. Also, last I checked, Stephenie Meyer didn't set out to write the next great American novel, only to record a dream she had and the story continued.  I'm sure if I did that with any of my dreams the book they inspired would be less than awe inspiring.

Dec 12, 2011 2:46PM
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I love the comments from people who are stunned that a “gay person” disliked Twilight Open-mouthed

 

@no thanks2012,  Are you saying if George wasn’t gay it would be ok for him to hate the terrible acting, the desecration of an established sci-fi species, and the horrible story writing?

 

@Baslin,  You are right, it just has fairies… Eye-rolling

Dec 12, 2011 2:45PM
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I don't hate any of these movies. xD Not a twi-hard, just don't really care.
Dec 12, 2011 2:44PM
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So let me see... Most of the people to defend Twilight are female since that is the core audience. Star Trek and Star Wars has a broader appeal and includes families. Mr. Takei does have a point but is maybe stretching it too far.
Dec 12, 2011 2:42PM
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I agree with Mr Takei whole-heartedly.  Not only is Twilight nothing but high school drivel it is also deviant and subversive in the message it sends.  What the followers of Twilight are missing is the fact that Edward is a little over 100 yrs old! 

 

Belle (le twit feme) is just 17 when they meet.  PEOPLE - I don't care what he LOOKS like, he is 100(+) yrs old.  Mentally and emotionally he is an OLD MAN.  There is something sick about a man that age who finds himself still in high school, and hitting on teeny-boppers!  That's Pedophilia no matter how you look at it.  The guy is a perverted child molester!  And Belle is a trouble making ditz.  She's constantly pitting the boyfriend against her best boy friend.  I cannot believe the number of supposedly adult women, MOTHERS for crying out loud who are enamoured of a child molester!  The entire premise of the story sickens me.

 

I have followed the series of many varied Vampire deviations but never have I come across a Vampire breed that 'sparkles'.  Are they Vampires or Faeries??? 

 

And JenStubb12 show a little respect.  Mr. Takei is not only older than you but has been in the sci-fi realm a lot longer than you.  I have read an indeterminate number of Vampire novels that cross into and mix the genres of sci-fi and paranormal that are far, far superior to Twilight. 

 

Also take into consideration that thanks to the creative minds and authors behind sci-fi movies and books you now have hand held communication devices, micro-waves, wii, iPods, GPS tracking.  Almost all technological advances that you enjoy today can be traced back to a sic-fi book and/or movie.  What could Twilight possibly contribute to the future of mankind except maybe an insurgence of child molestation?

Dec 12, 2011 2:42PM
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Teenage Vampires? Gimmee a break!  Twilight, teenage Vamires, pregnant teenager, who's daddy is a Vampire? Vampires are Sterile! Morons!!
Dec 12, 2011 2:42PM
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I thought that i loved George Takei before, well now i LOVE him even more.  Thank god he is not a twi fan i would have been so sad.  He is a man of substance who sees a crappy campy film that takes itself too seriously as the piece of garbage that it is.  Twilight will never have the same lasting power as other vampire films before it.  It has been a laughing matter for many vampire genre enthusiasts.  I cant believe its gotten as far as it has.  I cant wait for the last film to be over so the twi tard kids can finally fall out of sight.  Oh and twi moms, are gross.  just putting that out there.
Dec 12, 2011 2:40PM
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Ok Guys you obviously didnt read the captions that the blogger wants Twi-hards to sound off. So all of you haters of sparkle vamps are irrelevant. Star wars and  Star trek have no place in the wonderful fantasy world ruled by the benevolent Cullins. I used to care about Star Wars vs Star Trek then I took an Arrow to the Knee....
Dec 12, 2011 2:37PM
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My daughter (11) and niece (15) love these movies and I completely disagree that there are no beneficial messages in these movies.  There are positive messages about abstinence until marriage, respecting your girlfriend and doing what's best for her, commitment to friends and family, etc.
Dec 12, 2011 2:37PM
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Last i checked Twilight dosent have Jar Jar Binks , Ewoks, Or Captain Janeway.
Dec 12, 2011 2:36PM
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@ no thanks2012

 

Think you are taking this way to seriously Eye-rolling

Dec 12, 2011 2:33PM
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Twilight is a fad in 20 years from now I doubt it will hold up as well as either Star Wars or Star Trek has over the years dumb sparklie vamps pfft...
Dec 12, 2011 2:33PM
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I feel so sorry for all the people who have no life that are so depressed that they live their lives vicariously through these fictional characters! In other words: GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!!
Dec 12, 2011 2:27PM
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this is so stupid star track and twilight r two different things lolSmile besides i hated star track captain krick was so boring lol
Dec 12, 2011 2:25PM
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VAMPIRE GO ON FIRE IN THE SUN "not sparkle"

buffy & blade vs Twilight i will pay to see that.

 

Dec 12, 2011 2:25PM
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@Kdawg101  simple answer no substance.
Dec 12, 2011 2:23PM
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Kdawg101 just because someone is openly gay does not mean that they cannot recognize a crappy movie for what it is.

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Myriam Gabriel-Pollock, Twilight Blogger

Myriam Gabriel-Pollock has been writing for MSN since 2006 -- everything from quizzes to feature articles to the Twilight Superfan blog. Prior to that she was a hi-tech geek. She has happily transitioned into a film geek, especially if there are wizards, vampires, mythical places, and spaceships.

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