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By Xgau Jan 25, 2013 6:40AM

Death Grips: Exmilitary (free Third Worlds mixtape)

Death-metal hip-hop for El-P fans who secretly wish the Insane Clown Posse wasn't so dumb ("Blood Creepin," "Klink") ***

 

Lushlife: Plateau Vision (Western Vinyl)

Orchestrally textured, beat-driven alt-rap enlists vocoder and Satie-Shad-Kool Moe Dee collab ("Magnolia," "Gymnopedie 1.2") ***

 

E-40: Revenue Retrievin': Graveyard Shift (Heavy on the Grind/EMI)

Everybody should get to know one of the dozens of genially thuggish albums by the hyphy king, and this is the one I landed on ("My Lil Grimey N*gga," "Spooky," "Trapped") **


Lupe Fiasco: Food and Liquor II: The Great American Rap Album Pt. 1 (Atlantic)

Veteran wannabe avers amid thousands of words that if he were a Buddhist he'd be reborn as himself ("Bitch Bad," "Hood Now [Outro]") **

 

Roc Marciano: Reloaded (Decon)

Anybody who says a clitoris tastes like porridge would obviously rather keep his mouth where his rhymes are ("Deeper," "Tek to a Mack") *

 

Beanie Sigel: This Time (State Property/Ruffhouse)

Quite possibly the most assiduous Jay-Z impressions you'll ever hear ("No Hook," "The Reunion") *

 

Meek Mill: Dreams and Nightmares (Maybach Music/Warner Bros.)

To utilize Saigon's formula, the dreams are rap and the nightmares are reality ("Traumatized," "Who You Around") *

 

Big Boi: Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors (Def Jam)

Claims hip-hop, represents r&b, ends up neither here nor there  ("Apple of My Eye," "She Hates Me") *

 

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Jan 29, 2013 2:17PM
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So, let me understand - EW readers/commentors are hating on Brit Vauche/LL Cool Vauche yet applaud the pontifications of Ryan, whose taken Xgau's brilliant writing style and morphed and twisted and mutated it into the most bloated self indulgence on these boards?

I'd rather read and chuckle through Vauche(x2) than any insufferable Ryan post. He puts the (big fat) "lip" in "solipsism."
Jan 28, 2013 11:48PM
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Ray Parker is the man!  I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY RAYDIO!

 

I didn't say I didn't LIKE Chuck Berry -- I said he made around ten decent songs.  That's more than most people can come up with.  I've made about twenty, so that must mean I'm TWICE as good.  Don't call it a comeback!

Jan 28, 2013 10:26PM
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Ryan, your trip through the '50s singles is a gas, but - and I know you know what I'm gonna say - I can't let the "DIamonds' version is awful" statement stand. I'm sure <they> thought it was awful, the sniggering collegians. They ended up making a hysterical masterpiece. It almost pains me to say I prefer it to the original. The reason it doesn't pain me is that I love the idea of an accidental classic.
Jan 28, 2013 9:43PM
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For you procrastinators out there like me, now is a good time to pick the Rough Guide to Desert Blues if you didn't pick it up the first time around when Christgau reviewed it two years ago.  Besides the great cover (who can forget the dude in blue overalls slinging a guitar), it now includes a bonus disc that you may actually listen to.  Introducing Etran Finatawa which Xgau gave a B+.  
Jan 28, 2013 9:20PM
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That's the one I settled for too, Joe.  I do miss "People Next Door," which felt to me a lot like Part 3 of the Other Woman/Bad Boy story.
Jan 28, 2013 8:54PM
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So I picked up a used copy of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits CD thinking I scored the same one Xgau graded Aminus in 1982, but apparently I bought the 1993 edition which adds 5 songs (Ghostbusters and Jamie both great, I Still Can't Get Over Loving You and Girls Are More Fun both OK, and Christmas Time Is Here pretty awful).  It does, however, contain all the songs from the 1982 edition less one, The People Next Door, which I suspect was a new 1982 recording as I can't trace it to any of his other albums.  Anyway, the 1982 Hits doesn't seem to be CD-available, and at least the Xmas song is at the end of the CD so you can turn it off as soon as it starts.
Jan 28, 2013 6:57PM
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Personally, I love Chuck Berry and the Stones. And because the latter have one of the biggest songbooks in the history of popular music, I play them more. They were and in some ways are generative too. But nowhere near as generative as Chuck Berry. Who I'm sure Charlie Watts would agree played with some great drummers and an all-world bassist. And round and round it goes.



Jan 28, 2013 5:57PM
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Joe,

You can get a variety of Gucci tshirts on ebay. Here's one for $50:

http://tinyurl.com/by78lj8

Jan 28, 2013 5:07PM
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Wit? Much too labored to qualify. Tongue in cheek? Stinks too strongly of resentment.  Provocative? So broad and under-argued as to provoke only boredom. Go write a song why don't you. After all, it's easy. 

Jan 28, 2013 4:36PM
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My only bother with Vauche is he fails to make the larger point when he runs our host's devotion to Chuck Berry up the flag pole.  I prefer Little Walter to Chuck Berry, but whether it's ten songs or twenty songs, it's that these guys come from a bone-dry pastoral canniness about music as a popular art form that makes however many great songs they wrote the opposite of the mass bohemianism that preferred the Stones to them.  

But then, Macklemore hasn't made it onto Z-107.7 yet.   We're still waitin' on the word viz. conspicuous consumption.  
Jan 28, 2013 4:19PM
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Hey, Rodney, you're welcome. Jonathan Bogart had a piece about Richard over at The Atlantic today that you might find interesting.

http://tinyurl.com/a79f8o2
Jan 28, 2013 4:17PM
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Thrift shopping has a real place in the story of Seattle's music, because it has a real place in the city itself. I'd like to read more about the connection between Kurt Cobain's cardigans and the Macklemore song. 

Also, if Macklemore knows where I can get a Gucci t-shirt for $50, I wish he would share that info. Because that would be one cheap Gucci t-shirt. 

We interviewed Wanz in this week's Billboard. He's 51 years old and the self-proclaimed "Nate Dogg of the North End in Seattle." Turns out he had no real clue who Macklemore was when he got the call for the studio session to sing the hook on "Thrift Shop." "Forty-five minutes later, I'm at the studo. Macklemore showed me the hook, I went in, and I'm in bed an hour later." F'ing awesome. 
Jan 28, 2013 4:03PM
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Just a quick thank you to Mr Gubbels for the Dawn Richard rec.  It's in pretty constant spin these days.
Jan 28, 2013 4:02PM
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Hey Kenny, sorry if I came off rude and I'm sorry for putting words in your mouth. Some of your guys' comments have changed my mind a little bit, and although I'm still not seeing it entirely the other way, I will say that I definitely don't despise "Thrift Shop," but it still irks me how easily misappropriated it can be. And yes, I would totally jam to it with you - I'm not a prude.
Jan 28, 2013 2:59PM
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Greg, the new Richard Thompson's streaming over at NPR...

Five songs into the Thompson, and I'm not hearing anything new in any department. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, of course - as long as it's alive and kicking, many greats have had honorable late years just doing what they do. On first listen these songs grab me a little more than the ones on his last one. But I'm also sort of having that later-R.E.M.-album feeling: how much of this stuff do I need?

A couple songs later: Here's something a little different: "Good things happen to bad people/but only for awhile." Not quite the truth, but neither is "There's nothing to grow up for any more."
Jan 28, 2013 2:54PM
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The way this place works most of the time feels something close to ideal to me - plenty of differing opinions both large and small, everyone feeling comfortable enough to speak up if they want to.  Where it goes sour is when someone starts calling someone else an idiot for having an opinion different than theirs.  IMO that's more about their ego than anything else.   Some people get off on rough-and-tumble debate, which is great as long as everyone's on the same page, but if you start looking at the evidence of all the years of civilization there are plenty of examples to show that it's far from the only way to do things.  Expecting everyone to play nice is a setup for disappointment, but I don't think that preferring civil discussion and working towards it is in any way naive or fruitless.
Jan 28, 2013 2:42PM
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Anyone desiring an antidote to the chipiness is hereby invited to spend their next 90 minutes the way I just happily spent mine, on Joyce Millman's blog site.

http://goo.gl/q0v9Z

Thanks to Milo for the link.

And with some concentration, you can further link yourself to actor Sam Neill's blog site to discover for yourself what Toni Collette's favorite REM album is, the musician fave that Timothy Spall and Alan Rickman have in common, as well as what Marianne Faithfull's Desert Island songs are. Not in anyway a comprehensive Famous People site, but just enough to waste time with.

Now what was I going to do today?

p.s.: No Stones songs on the latter.

Jan 28, 2013 2:16PM
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OK, no one ever said that. I also didn't mean to be so pedantic with the two options in responding to people who ruffle your feathers. I believe in absolute freedom of speech, so if personal attacks etc is what it boils down to, so be it. But I don't like it as much as either finding common ground or agreeing to disagree.

Beethoven's 9th and 5th symphonies are must haves. If there's a Classical Christgau in the bizarro universe, they're A and A- respectively.

Jan 28, 2013 2:02PM
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I'd like to know which parts of what people have said below are attempts to shut anyone up.  As for myself, I was responding to him in kind.  My bad judgment, definitely - I've advocated heavily for the "Don't Feed the Troll" policy and am going straight back to it now.

EDIT: Posted before realizing Milo had pretty much covered things in his post. 

Jan 28, 2013 1:58PM
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Allen Allen, Allen - I am a Troll. Hath not a Troll eyes? Hath not a Troll hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.

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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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