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By Xgau Apr 27, 2012 3:42AM


The Kills: Blood Pressures (Domino)

Love still hurts, but they understand it better ("Heart Is a Beating Drum," "Pots and Pans") ***

 

Dum Dum Girls: Only in Dreams (Sub Pop)

Pretty darn good Pretenders ("Wasted Away," "In My Head") ***

 

The Shins: Port of Morrow (Aural Apothecary/Columbia)

Problem's less the precious lyrics he attaches to his premium melodies than the increasingly precious way he sings them ("Simple Song," "September") **


Imperial Teen: Feel the Sound (Merge)

"Too many songs we sang are left unsung"--that about sums it up ("Last to Know," "Out From Inside") **

 


 Cloud Nothings: Cloud Nothings (Carpark)

Sincere ex-brat faces mortality and/or sexual insecurity without whining or fronting about it ("Nothing's Wrong," "Been Through") **


The Coathangers: Larceny & Old Lace (Suicide Squeeze)

The meat remains, the sauce does not ("Go Away," "Jaybird") **

 

The Wax Museums: Eye Times (Trouble in Mind)

Brat-punk lives in Denton, Texas, and that's a good thing ("Midlife Crisis," "Mosquito Enormo") **

 

Dengue Fever: Cannibal Courtship (Fantasy)

Not only are their English lyrics easier to understand than their Khmer lyrics, they're easier to understand than your English lyrics ("Cement Slippers," "Mr. Bubbles") *


 

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Apr 28, 2012 8:36PM
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I can't believe these guys even have their licenses. Look, Irene, it's simple: when you're heading off on a 20 hour car ride with a pack of screaming unrestrained cats, you want to do two things--1) get where you're going in less than 20 hours, and 2) stay awake while you're driving, or if you can't stay awake at least keep the car more or less on the road. My suggestion: Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hotrod" on a continuous loop played at ear-splitting volume. Pop that in, pound about 30 Red Bulls, and you're good to go. Bear in mind that after about nine hours you'll be classified in most jurisdictions as a Road Hazard, so be aware of the speed-traps (not that you're going to stop). And don't worry about the 90-foot death coyotes gaining on you in the rear-view, or the corpse of Lee Harvey Oswald riding shotgun: hallucinations are only there to keep you alert. Good luck, and happy motoring!

Apr 30, 2012 9:05PM
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And for New Yorkers, Low Cut Connie will be playing a club in East Harlem called Creole, 2167 Third Av at 118th, 930 show on Saturday, May 5. As things stand at the moment, though they could change, this will be family night for the Christgau-Dibbells. I think Nina would love them and she's agreed to come along.


Apr 29, 2012 12:23PM
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Kool A.D. has a free album called 51 available here: http://goo.gl/SseGQ
It's another mess but "La Piñata" (?) deploys a Mister Rogers sample sinuously. And apparently he thinks it's the pick to click too since there's already a video for it: http://goo.gl/n67pW

Irene, before sorting out car jams, you should consider getting a h/motel at the 10-hour mark. Or at the seeing-Lee-Harvery-Oswald mark, whichever comes first. I've done dozens of inhumane road trips often with four (4!) gangsta cats and a decent night's sleep along the way saved our lives.

Stock your vehicle with:

1. Two little bowls for water and cat food placed on the floor. Your cats will probably be too stressed to partake. But just in case.

2. A makeshift litter box. They will partake.

3. Paper towels. They will puke.

4. A washcloth. They will puke on themselves.

5. Bottles of water. Keep yourself hydrated. Also, your cats will be dehydrated and look a bit scary. Don't worry. They'll survive. But you should wet the nose/mouth area so they get some sort of hydration.

6. Food. I don't follow this too well myself. But try to bring some healthy food with you. Trader Joe's hasn't colonized the roadside market (yet). So you're stuck with the major fast food chains. But a Whopper or Cheesy Gordita Crunch is fake fuel - it'll power you for a couple of hours but drain you the next day. Remember - you have to unload/unpack once you arrive and you'll need some energy for that.

7. Towels and/or blankets. Make little areas for them to sleep on.

8. And then, yes, music, if only to cover up the bitching. My cats meowed for five (5!) hours non-stop. You will go mad if you can't drown them out with tuneage.

Oh and if you get a hotel, don't tell the front desk you have cats. I've never had a problem sneaking them in.

Good luck!

Edit: Ah I see you're stopping along the way. Smart smart smart.

Apr 28, 2012 10:08PM
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Sharpsm's latest has my vote for 'best EW post ever.' Thanks for that. 

Speaking as someone who routinely takes 10-hour drives from Hanover to Pittsburgh and back, let me make a few suggestions to Irene I haven't yet intimated over text (yep, the rude spaz has a phone):

1. Play your favorite albums but don't sing along with them. You'll get fcuking dehyrated. I once went word for word with The Marshall Mathers LP and lost the will to go on somewhere around Harrisburg. 

2. Bring some country, Todd Snider if you have nothing else. You'll need a reassuring conservative to tell you you can make it with nothing more than yer Amurican ingenuity at about hour seven. 

3. Can girls piss into bottles? Bring or buy like four of those. 

4. Listen to a full discography and judge for yourself in real time what you make of their sound and evolution. I discovered that I like Wussy's self-titled almost as much as their debut and a lot more than Left For Dead in this manner. It's equal parts fun and disappointing, so prepare for that. 

5. Speed. All definitions apply. 

6. If you have Spotify premium: use the random-A-grade function Tom Hull has so ingeniously made part of Robertchristgau dot com. Find a highly touted record you've never heard--preferably from within your lifespan, so you'll be able to give it some cultural context--and play that. Twice. See what happens. I discovered Tricky on the way to my junior spring term. 

7. Compile the favorites as I said, but front load them. The first third of any road trip is cake. The rest? White line fever! ESPECIALLY when you're barreling thru the flatass mid-west and too-long (that's what she said) Pennsylvania. Save some new stuff you've been meaning to hear for that aspect of the journey. Your hungry mind will cling to lyrics and riffs in ways it doesn't ordinarily. 

8. At the 85% mark, try to find a six-pack shop that carries whatever'll satisfy your bone-weary needs when you finally arrive. I say 85% because beer-I-can't-yet-drink gives you a goal to achieve. 

9. Stop off in Irwin, PA and say hi to the Farruggias. They're almost 50 and could use the company. 

10. Don't go 3 hours without playing your favorite artist. The trip's murder. Treat yourself. Kanye/Pavement for me. You pick for you. 
Apr 30, 2012 12:14AM
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What are some good songs that describe a modern bourgeois/bobo lifestyle or household environment?


Wash your fingers for typing "bobo" (David Brooks ptui ptui ptui), but I would propose "Goin' Down Slow" by Howlin' Wolf.


Quite a while back, somebody mentioned the Curious Decline of Oliver Sacks and that struck a chord, because I've had an odd parallel development with two writers who first drew me in with sharp insights about psychoactive drugs.


I thought Sacks's Awakenings (1973) was a clarifying jolt -- the most particular and penetrating discussion of drugs and the mind that I had read ... maybe ever. I thought it reset many discussions for the better from then on. I haven't read Leg To Stand On but felt The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat was also meaty with lots of perception/personhood insights.


And then ... somehow this cornball element began to creep into his writing, more and more all the time, until when I tired to read Musicophillia he'd become this repellant combination of squishy and involuted to the point I decided this guy needed an awakening himself.


Just a year earlier in 1972, Dr. Andrew Weil's The Natural Mind: An Investigation of Drugs and the Higher Consciousness had scrambled my neurons but good. What a wild, on-target book. I knew absolutely nothing about Weil, but amidst all the blabber and smoke about psychedelics going around at the time here was ... seriousness and science. Nice. It raised waves, but as usual in this land, the full-blown discussion of psychoactive drugs never emerged.


Then Weil slipped a little toward New Age with Marriage of Sun and Moon, but okay okay, still trying to provoke the discussion. But soon enough Health and Healing came out and the trip was over. I thought Weil's mini-empire of natural med and health and food was honorable and tedious at the same time. (I met the guy at a Ken Kesey conference in 1975 and thought he was charming and enormously smart, though now in my memory he's become more shifty, constantly calculating the effect of his words.) With Weil, I was like the cartoon characters whose eyelids are exactly in the middle of the orbs ... "whatever" ...


Then I speed-read The Harvard Psychedelic Club (you would be amazed how much Cambridge, or at least Harvard Cambridge, keeps parts of its history under wraps -- I lived there for decades and never heard many specifics about these affairs) and my former golden idol was not only tarnished, but partly turned into a turd. Now I can't see a byline by Weil without thinking -- "Wow, more stuff from the Acid Fink."

Apr 27, 2012 9:07PM
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Cam: Thanks as usual for giving  me more credit than I deserve. I was trying to be a little playful there--hence Cher. I prefer the way Snider deals with the beautiful loser idea to just about anybody else's on that list except Dylan, and as I said in my Cohen piece am no special fan of that rather juvenile novel. Then again, took Snider a long time to grow into where he's been since 2004-2006.


Apr 27, 2012 1:55PM
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if that's your field
I stay as far away from infectious diseases as I can. That's my wife's area, although she strictly does HIV. The health and economic burden of malaria in the developing world is enormous, give credit to Bill Gates for recognizing this and opening up his outsized pockets to a problem that the pharmaceutical industry has no incentive to tackle.
Apr 28, 2012 6:48PM
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Irene, I don't know if this'll work for you, but I often take along albums in the car that I've been wanting to  focus more deeply on, be it lyrically or whatever.  Fewer distractions, y'know.

Am digging the new Allo Darlin'.  Ryan, in addition to the Go-B's cover, she's also said more than once that she sees her sound as "Kirsty MacColl meets the Go-Betweens."  And on the new one she's got a song called "Tallulah," about a road trip, which includes the line "You found a tape with Tallulah on it."  Of course all this devotion doesn't guarantee any sort of quality, but I think she's absorbed her lessons well indeed.

Apr 27, 2012 6:00PM
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Speaking of Chuck D, I'm getting a Bomb Squad feel from this new Death Grips album. Plenty of hooks, too, which is rare for something this batshit crazy.
Apr 30, 2012 8:49PM
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Looks like Wussy has chosen The Ruby Room for San Diego.
The bad news -- The Ruby Room would literally be one of my last choices for a venue in this city. 
The good news -- the club is also literally a five-minute walk from my front door. Anyone heading into Hillcrest to check out our heroes are welcome to stop by my place before or after for refreshments.
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Re: Motorpsycho. They're kind of a big deal over here (i.e. Norway) in so many ways -- much of it extra-musical -- that it would take several posts to cover it all. They've evolved from a psychedelic post-grunge band into something else entirely, a group that frequently dabbles in jazz-ish territory, as well as guitar pop, psychedelia and hard rock (they've covered The Who's "Young Man Blues" close to every single time I've seen them, my "first" being some time around 1996.)

At their best, these elements come together as a singular unit of sound that has been unlike much in modern rock -- groovy and hard yet buoyant -- and can only be described as "that Motorpsycho sound". I tend to prefer their poppier sides, and so Blissard from 1996 is my personal fave (11 times "Teen Age Riot" would be a bit unfair to them, and somewhat contradicts the first sentence in this paragraph, but the analogy has stuck with me ever since I first heard it.), while their consensus classic has been Timothy's Monster, a double album from 1994 which saw them stretch in all kinds of directions.

They are also very outspoken about record collecting and about their influences, and at their least impressive, these influences shine through too clearly. It doesn't help much that I've never been big on prog rock (with notable exceptions, of course), that their fave Sun Ra album is Space is the Place while it is among my least fave of his, and that I find that the kind of 70s West Coast rock they tried to copy on three albums in the mid 2000s isn't worth paying much attention to in the first place.

They've hit something approaching old form on their last few albums, though, and they've always been a great live band.

They're very nice guys, too.

Japandroids' 2012 album Celebration Rock is much better than Japandroids' 2009 album Post-Nothing insofar as shouting over loud guitar is much better than whining alongside loud guitar.  I recommend it!
Noted!
Apr 28, 2012 10:24AM
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These Odds and Ends are always welcome because they help me construct solid playlists. 

While I can't promise the following playlist will be equally solid, here's my stab at an overview of the career - both leader and side dates - of the late, great hard bop pianist Sonny Clark. Dead at age 31, he still managed to encapsulate an era (1956-1961), and I've always enjoyed the way his best sides combine an impeccable technique with the kinds of riffs and hooks that can draw in any pop fan. This was compiled off of Spotify, so I can't guarantee all the cuts will be available on the site of your choice. 

Best Of Sonny Clark

Sonny Clark  --  "Cool Struttin'"   from Cool Struttin'
Sonny Clark  --  "Voodoo"   from Leapin' and Lopin'
Sonny Clark  --  "Speak Low"    from Sonny's Crib
Grant Green  --  "Grenada"   from The Latin Bit
Tina Brooks  --  "Minor Move"    from Minor Move
Sonny Clark Trio  -- "I'll Remember April"   from Sonny Clark Trio
Sonny Clark  -- "Melody For C"   from Leapin' and Lopin'
Sonny Clark  -- "Blues Mambo"   from Sonny Clark Trio
Bennie Green  -- "Minor Revolution"   from The Capitol Vaults Jazz Series
Sonny Clark  -- "News For Lulu"  from Sonny's Crib
Sonny Clark  -- "Royal Flush" (second version)   from My Conception
Serge Chaloff  -- "Stairway To The Stars"   from Blue Serge
Sonny Clark  -- "Minor Meeting" (second version)   from My Conception
Dexter Gordon  -  "Love For Sale"   from Go!
Sonny Clark  -- "Sippin' At Bells"   from Cool Struttin'
Sonny Rollins  -- "Toot, Toot, Tootsie"   from The Sound of Sonny
Sonny Clark  -- "Dial S For Sonny"   from Dial S For Sonny  
Sonny Clark Trio  -- "Softly As In A Morning Sunrise"   from Sonny Clark Trio
Sonny Clark   --  "Sonny's Mood"   from Dial S For Sonny
Apr 27, 2012 8:58PM
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Reading the well-deserved Todd Snider piece, I was struck by Christgau's comparison of Snider's universe of hard-luck bums with a swath of art that includes work by Al Jolsen, Cher, and Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Loser, not his music). Who else would come up with this list? But the Cohen book seemed forced, out of place, too precious and hipster-perfect to fit Snider's fifty-cent shoeshine mentality, so I pulled out my copy to leaf through. There, on the first page: "'Somebody said lift that bale'-- Ray Charles singing 'Ol' Man River'".

Zing.
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Has anyone heard POLIÇA: Give You the Ghost? Someone mentioned it to me, and it's not all that bad! ***/B+ not sure (probably, B+, IMO)

Since no one has ever heard of it, maybe a description would be more helpful than a grade?

Apr 30, 2012 10:30PM
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So Cam, are you saying your health is not effected by what you eat?
Nope, I didn't say that at all. I prefaced everything I said with something to the effect that I'm not sure this is the right medium for what I have to say on this topic. What I did want to convey is that there is a normative logical diet that is healthy (and that would take a book to discuss, which is why I referenced Just Tell Me What to Eat, an A+ foodie book IMHO), but that I see little value in diets tailored to specific risk factors (cholesterol or hypertension) for the large majority who don't have problems with these issues. But of course, if you have blood pressure issues, then it's AlsoSalt for you. Bob volunteered that he got his cholesterol under control with some judicious dietary changes, so salute to Bob!

I also gave a horrifically big shout out to exercise. And I gave an awful (but occasionally true) prelude to this whole discussion with a personal dietary indiscretion based largely on the fact that I'm a nocturnovore.

Holy moly, now I know how Bob feels with this re-grading thing. Somebody throw me a lifeline!
Apr 29, 2012 11:48AM
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Drive Tape #9 was always a particular favorite of mine, from sometime in the early 1990s:

side one: The Ghetto (Too Short), Library (untracked skit excerpted from Boogie Down Productions' Edutainment), My Heart and the Real World (Minutemen), Street Fightin' Man (Rolling Stones), Steel Claw (Tina Turner), You Got To Know How (Bonnie Raitt), East of Eden (Lone Justice), Middle of the Road (Pretenders), Down To Earth (Monie Love), Stool Pigeon (Kid Creole & the Coconuts), Mack the Knife (Louis Armstrong), Youth of Eglington (Black Uhuru), Save It For Later (English Beat), Brown-Eyed Handsome Man (Chuck), I'm Having A Good Time (Alberta Hunter).

 

side two: Hey Tonight (Creedence Clearwater Revival), I Got Loaded (Los Lobos), La Raza (Kid Frost), Da Butt `89 (EU), Our Lips Are Sealed (Go-Go's), Into the Groove (Madonna), Dig For Fire (Pixies), Return the Gift (Gang of Four), 911 Is A Joke (Public Enemy), Lethal Weapon (Ice T), Ring Ring Ring (De La Soul), (Get Up I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine (James Brown), Sex Bomb (Flipper).


Looking at it now, Ring Ring Ring is the one choice that makes no sense to me. Even pre-Buhloone Mindstate, there were several better DLS choices for that location. It makes most sense if I made the tape shortly after De La Soul Is Dead came out.

Apr 27, 2012 8:38AM
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Hmmm. "Mosquito Enormo" preceding Dengue Fever? A smile appears on the face of every tropical medicine specialist reading Expert Witness this morning.
Apr 30, 2012 7:04AM
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Re: Motorpsycho.


I missed how these guys came up, but I have around 14 albums by them. Saw a performance at Terrastock 5* and that was all it took.


Metalocalypse. Have we not talked about this cartoon here yet?

I like it, but think the albums are better than the show. And "Home Movies" better than either. (Protagonist's mother Paula one of the great Dysfunctional Moms. Terrific voice work by Janine Ditullio: "I'm gonna take my shirt off now because it's really f*cking hot in here.")



*A music festival which wisely included the following on its schedule: "Lunch Break (not a band)."

Apr 28, 2012 12:46PM
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Dropping in to make a request that seems somewhat appropriate for an odds&ends post. This might excite list lovers, so I hope it's win-win.

Pretty soon I am driving x-country 20 hours to my new home in Philly, with poorly behaved cats, no less! (See: http://goo.gl/R5jMZ) My neglected but trusty wagon gave up on playing CDs a few years ago, so my entertainment is limited to iPod & cassettes. (For the latter, I recently received this extremely thoughtful gift from JockRothko: http://instagr.am/p/J8UxrWrfYn/)

ANYWAY I'm taking suggestions for driving music! I've already asked some people on Facebook. Fraptron is making me a long road trip mix that he's gonna send me via Dropbox. I think I will also take advantage of the Spotify Premium trial you get when you download the iPhone app, so if anyone has any good playlists there you could bring them to my attn and I'd be able to stream them on the road. Chris D said he has a bunch of Xgau's best of this-or-that category playlists on Mog, so maybe I can get that to work on my phone as well.

Things that constitute good driving music for moi are tunes that have a forward-driving (heh) element (this is the best way I can think to describe it). Like Looping State of Mind. Liam suggested Neu! and I think that will be good too. Obviously those are both rather minimalist choices but more energetic/outgoing/whatevah music would probably help prevent road-hypnosis. I think I will probably play the new Santigold album, too.

Muah muah! Thanks if you feel like helping me!



Apr 29, 2012 7:16PM
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Motorpsycho
Even if the album isn't all there, it's something new under the sun. Reminds me just a little of a Swedish band from a completely different era (the 60s) that Tom hipped us to, Parson Sound, whose lone CD is already going for collector's prices even though it was released only a few years ago. Zoltar's Revenge has it if you want to check it out: http://goo.gl/XJ9rZ

Also, names like The Source and Deathprod remind me of Metalocalypse. Have we not talked about this cartoon here yet? Each episode is a ten minute bite of hilarity, condescension, and reverence toward that weirdest and most fastidious corner of the rock culture haunted house. All three of the seasons so far are available on DVD, and I understand a new season is on the way. It's even better than "The Blizzard of Ozz"!
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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