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Blind Willie Johnson/Tommy Johnson

Johnson & Johnson

By Xgau Jul 13, 2012 4:18AM

Blind Willie Johnson: The Complete Blind Willie Johnson  (Columbia/Legacy '93)

Between 1927 and 1930, in his early thirties and probably his prime, the Texas-based Johnson applied his gravelly voice and dexterous bottleneck to 30 gospel sides. On 19 of these he was accompanied by a female singer, usually his first wife Willie Harris, and in a sense lyrics and melodies are rendered superfluous by the sound of his gruff false bass shadowed and set right by a simpatico soprano: a sane, haunting aural image of suffering and succor that's hard to get too much of. But most of the songs are at least solid in themselves, and refreshingly unfamiliar unless Johnson planted the seed of their renown, as he did with "Motherless Children," "If I Had My Way," "John the Revelator," and the indomitable "Praise God I'm Satisfied." Like most gospel, they value melodic flow and rhythmic momentum more than the Delta blues other Johnsons purveyed. I'm not going to say they rock. But you might. A

 

Tommy Johnson: Essential Blues Masters (Goldenlane '09)

This Johnson is a Delta legend best appreciated by blues aesthetes like the late great Robert Palmer‑-who hears, for instance, "a slippery, danceable swing" in guitar accompaniments others account regionally generic. Johnson messed with your woman, drank Sterno for breakfast, and claimed meetings at the crossroads with you-know-who. But he only recorded for two years of his 1896-1956 lifespan. Like most collections available, this one preserves 17 tracks and 13 songs, five of which I have now removed from my iPod for reasons of distressed audio, compositional shortfall, or (usually) both. I've also banished three alternate versions, although I kept both scratchy "Black Mare Blues" just to hear New Orleans's Nehi Boys kick in their piano and clarinet, which do Johnson a lot more good than you-know-who. As I hear it, he has two drop-dead classics in his kit: the indelible "Big Road Blues" and the clarion "Cool Drink of Water Blues." The frailing "Maggie Campbell Blues" and the confessional "Canned Heat Blues" are close behind, and the rowdy-to-miserable likes of "Big Fat Mamma Blues" and "Lonesome Home Blues" fill in the blanks. I saved serious bucks by purchasing this iteration as a download. It also includes a posthumously electrified band version of "Canned Heat Blues" designated "an abomination" by the one blues aesthete on the interweb to acknowledge its existence. Personally, I welcome it as a hint of what might have been. B PLUS

 

146Comments
Jul 17, 2012 2:08AM
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No, LB, he's commemorating The Blueprint, and the hurling of horses over cliffs.
Jul 16, 2012 10:31PM
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New Dylan announced, Sept 11 release.
Jul 16, 2012 10:22PM
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re Milo's comment about Cher and the pain, the pain, Gregg Allman writes that he told Cher when they were married that her singing was too mannered.  Royally pissed her off, and her comeback was (I'm paraphrasing), "Well, obviously lots of people like it."  True enough.

Some writers who make me laugh out loud:  P.G. Wodehouse, Joseph Heller, Andy Borowitz, Robert Christgau, Hairy Irene.
Jul 16, 2012 10:20PM
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Dave, try highlighting the shortened link, including the http prefix, and then right clicking.  This might vary depending on the browser you're using, but the Mac Safari software allows you to 'go to address in new link,' and I imagine that's how it is in Internet Explorer and others.  
Jul 16, 2012 9:42PM
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"http://goo.gl/fYmtZ"

Could somebody help a middle-aged lurker out and tell me how to decode this and similar addresses(?) on this blog?  I must have missed the explanatory memo.   Dave 
Jul 16, 2012 9:29PM
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For anyone who's interested, Pitbull may yet be flying to Alaska. After some serendipitous research, I traced the story to David Thorpe (Dr. Thorpe if you prefer. He does) of The Phoenix, who started the campaign as a joke and who has now been personally invited via twitter to fly out there with Pitbull himself (who apparently isn't wise to the premise: help get Pitbull out of mainland America). Quote: "I started a campaign to exile Pitbull to the Walmart on Kodiak Island, an icy, bear-infested locale just south of Alaska. As of now, the Kodiak Walmart has over 22,000 new "likes" on Facebook, putting it far ahead of any other Walmart in the nation — far ahead of Kodiak's actual population, in fact."

Original article with follow-up:

http://thephoenix.com/boston/music/140925-ig-hurt-help-us-help-wal-mart-exile-pitbull-/#ixzz20qbuZlHi

http://thephoenix.com/Boston/music/141099-pitbull-takes-the-big-hurt-north/
Jul 16, 2012 8:46PM
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I was asleep under the blueberry bush or something, but anyway I have never previously encountered Jay Smooth's video blog. While I don't agree with everything, he's consistently funny and lively and on-target lots of the time. The Frank Ocean segment is particularly penetrating --

http://goo.gl/fYmtZ



Jul 16, 2012 7:31PM
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For any east-coasters who haven't already heard, Wussy has had to cancel its July dates, including Boston and Brooklyn w/Die Hard.  Too many venues fell through to make it economically viable.  Very disappointing and horribly frustrating to see them continue to struggle with this. 
Jul 16, 2012 7:27PM
Jul 16, 2012 5:52PM
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Halfway through the new Azealia Banks mixtape: What some call a mess, I call variety!
Jul 16, 2012 5:20PM
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One R&B singer SF/J mentions that I would defend despite his inconsistency is Ne-Yo. Year of the Gentleman in particular I'd put at the same approximate level of goodness as Channel Orange -- Ne-Yo is working at a lower degree of difficulty, to be sure, but at least on that album the upbeat songs are sleek and the slow ones are performed flawlessly. As much as I love Ocean I can't say that about his slow ones (yes yes that's not his M.O.; more on that if/when we get the review).
Jul 16, 2012 3:16PM
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Tom's also posted a readable version of Rolling Stone's Mid-Year Best Album list (reportedly "unranked", so I guess it's pure serendipity that Bruce ended up on top). I'm copying it in this space, well just because. I count exactly one record here that's certain to make my top-ten (no, not Patti Smith, and not Bruce or Neil either), one that stands a pretty good chance of either making the list or getting overshadowed by something better, and that would stand a good chance if it weren't an EP. Loudon Wainwright is as old as any of these people, so I guess his exclusion is an oversight. Check to determine which of these records Bob has and hasn't reviewed, then discuss accordingly.

Rolling Stone's mid-year best albums list:

  1. Bruce Springsteen: Wrecking Ball
  2. Jack White: Blunderbuss
  3. Neil Young and Crazy Horse: Americana
  4. Fiona Apple: The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than . . .
  5. John Mayer: Born and Raised
  6. Sleigh Bells: Reign of Terror
  7. Leonard Cohen: Old Ideas
  8. The Beach Boys: That's Why God Made the Radio
  9. Cloud Nothings: Attack on Memory
  10. Best Coast: The Only Place
  11. Japandroids: Celebration Rock
  12. Killer Mike: RAP Music
  13. Patti Smith: Banga
  14. Azealia Banks: 1991
  15. The Shins: Port of Morrow
  16. Bonnie Raitt: Slipstream
  17. Dr. John: Locked Down
  18. Regina Spektor: What We Saw From the Cheap Seats
  19. Hospitality: Hospitality
  20. Escort: Escort
  21. Garbage: Not Your Kind of People
  22. Norah Jones: . . . Little Broken Hearts
  23. Himanshu: Nehru Jackets
  24. Alabama Shakes: Boys & Girls
  25. Schoolboy Q: Habits & Contradictions
  26. Django Django: Django Django
  27. Smashing Pumpkins: Oceania
  28. Amadou & Mariam: Folila
  29. Sharon Van Etten: Tramp
  30. Beach House: Bloom
  31. Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros: Here
  32. Justin Townes Earle: Nothing's Gonna Change the Way You Feel About Me Now
  33. M. Ward: A Wasteland Companion
  34. Allo Darlin': Europe
  35. Bobby Womack: The Bravest Man in the Universe
  36. Usher: Looking 4 Myself
  37. Adam Lambert: Trespassing
  38. Rufus Wainwright: Out of the Game
  39. Grimes: Visions
  40. El-P: Cancer 4 Cure
Jul 16, 2012 3:09PM
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Although I'm not always on the same page with Sasha Frere-Jones, I think his Frank Ocean review is an elegant piece of work --

 

http://goo.gl/mjE8t

 

Only quibble: aside from D'Angelo, all the recent "R.&B." (as the New Yorker puts it) performers he cites are pretty feeble and inconsistent. Ocean operates on a different plane.


Jul 16, 2012 2:30PM
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I did my synch with robertchristgau.com today, so its database is up-to-date with this post. Not much else changed -- /Changelog.php has the scanty details.

Jazz Prospecting up at my site today. The two A- records may be of interest to non-jazzbos (at least as much as the recent instrumental odds & ends): the Surman has Eno-ish (or Hassell-ian) synths under the reeds; the Garchik offers a twist on gospel trombone. Should have mentioned that Garchik has a record release party coming up July 25 in Brooklyn (Shapeshifter Lab), where he'll replace his overdubs with nearly every important trombonist in NYC.

Jul 16, 2012 1:19PM
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Xgau: You're right, of course. I went against my own better judgement after managing to ignore it for nearly a week. Anyway, it was a moment of weakness that won't be repeated.
Jul 16, 2012 1:07PM
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Hi, Mr. Jeff Hamilton of St. Louis. Like I said, I'm not interested in pointing fingers. But between Ryan's (perhaps unreasonable) personal distaste for a director meaning the difference between going to see one of said director's movies (and finding you might enjoy it) or not, after having already purchased the ticket, and another person praying for an A+, presumably after already listening to and loving an album, I started to wonder if people aren't predisposed to having their opinions dictated to them. That is perhaps a leap in thought, I know, but on principle I find it's healthy to pull up the mental slack every now and then. I now know of course that I did indeed read too much into your initial comment, so I'm sorry about that. Probably I'm too critically-minded and therefore too much of an a$$hole for what I've learned is a casual blog where people share music, opinions etc. But I like it here, and I'm learning little things on how to comment back and forth online all the time. I'm going back to painting my wall blue now, a good, anti-fascist colour if there ever was one.

I agree, the thumbs down thing is annoying.

Jul 16, 2012 1:03PM
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Isn't it obvious that anyone for whatever reason, of which hostility to yours truly might certainly be one, can go through and thumb-bomb whatever he or she wants just to wreak a little havoc? The most effective response, always, is ignore the fooker. That doesn't mean you never get bothered; sometimes you will. It means you don't, as they say, dignify with a response. It took me several years of the occasional nasty letter to the editor to figure this out. Gain from my experience.


Jul 16, 2012 12:47PM
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Anyone can thumb me down however much anyone wants.  I don't care.  That's democracy, or whatever it is.  Plenty of people like me, and some of them are people on this board.  Some people don't like me, ditto.  I'm okay with that. 

Jul 16, 2012 12:41PM
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It seems that Bradley, Jason, Michael, Ryan, Sharp, myself and other long-time regulars on this blog have somehow so provoked the ire of one anonymous poster that lately our every utterance, no matter how innocuous, earns an automatic thumb-bomb.

So, in the spirit of hey-it's-still-a-free-country-knock-yourself-out-whatever-floats-your-proverbial-boat, etc., and speaking only for myself, let me say this to said person:

F*ck you very much.
Jul 16, 2012 12:25PM
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I'm wading through all the comments here, all ever so obviously well intentioned, and a couple of which reference me in ways that I wouldn't have expected. I am led to realize that some of my previous comments may have been misinterpreted or insufficient. So let me state clearly and for the record:

"Reality" by the Disco 3 (before, I guess, they went plus-size), which is a bonus cut on the new version of the Fat Boys debut, is as good as "The Message".
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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