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Parquet Courts/Alt-J

Whines that know their own minds

By Xgau Feb 26, 2013 7:15AM
Parquet Courts: Light Up Gold (What's Your Rupture?)

The hook on these 14 two-minute songs isn't tunes except occasionally. It's whichever of the two guys who "sing, if you must call it that" comes packing the most anxiety‑-that is, the one who kicks off "Donuts Only" by whining "Like a red state's Baptist fervor/Like a small town's unsolved murder" like his meds are not quite perfect. Texan refugees whose idea of a vacation is North Dakota, they're stoned and starving in Ridgewood, Queens, where they ended up after concluding that "There are no more summer lifeguard jobs/There are no more art museums to guard." So they're pretty much resigned to giving this drone-rock thing a shot. A MINUS

 

Alt-J: An Awesome Wave (Canvasback/Atlantic)

It's not easy to sound like no one else while performing what are still recognizably pop songs, and harder to remain anything like listenable in the process. But topped off by Joe Newman's ductile whine (can't call it weedy, too organic) and propelled by living bass and drums you'd swear were synthesized too, this Leeds-to-Cambridge foursome's unhurried electro-mesh is always more than pleasant and half the time mildly enthralling. "Tessellate" is the hit, "Matilda" the rouser, "Dissolve Me" the statement of aesthetic-erotic principle. How Brits can call them the new Radiohead beats me. But then, Brits and Radiohead often do. B PLUS

 

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Apr 17, 2013 8:17AM
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Pitchfork hates Alt-J and Christgau likes them. This interests me.
Mar 1, 2013 9:44AM
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Shady: I was just going to add the Exile pairing too. And since we're doing classics --

"London Calling"/"Brand New Cadillac".

But if anything I'd probably tend toward any Sleater-Kinney, with "Dig Me Out"/"One More Hour" at or near the top.

Mar 1, 2013 9:06AM
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I wanted to mention a Wussy song or two but I'm already a homer so I went outside the box as they say in boardroom parlance. 

I'd be remiss not to mention as great a 1-2 as "Brown Sugar"- "Sway", and that is "Rocks Off" - "Rip This Joint".
Mar 1, 2013 8:44AM
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And also, in order to suck up to Cam, there's

"Statesboro Blues"/"Trouble No More".

Mar 1, 2013 8:43AM
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"And It Stoned Me"/"Moondance"

And then just to be contrarian, I'd add

"Astral Weeks"/"Beside You".

Mar 1, 2013 6:39AM
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Is this thing still on?

Sunday Morning/Waiting for My Man
Mar 1, 2013 2:00AM
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While this is clearly a little silly, because who cam remember, not me, I will just mention the possibility of Airborne Funeral Dress
Also Lisanga Ya Ba Nganga and Ngungi from . . . oh, you know where.


Mar 1, 2013 1:55AM
Mar 1, 2013 1:09AM
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Kudos to Tom Walker: "Luv N' Haight" / "Just Like a Baby" is hard to beat, though for PE I prefer "Lost at Birth/Rebirth" leading to "Nighttrain."  (To do some cheating of my own.)

 

Would also submit "Tom Violence"/"Shadow of a Doubt" *or* "Teen Age Riot"/"Silver Rocket."

 

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"Hokey Pokey" to "I'll Regret it all in the Morning".  Remember Shady Shack, you said best 1-2, not rockingest.  If an album has a great 1-2-3, it is well on the way to an A (+/-).  Usually need a breather at 4.  Not so with After the Goldrush.
Mar 1, 2013 12:34AM
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Does "Maybelline" and "30 Days" count?  Those two are pretty sweet. 
Mar 1, 2013 12:25AM
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"Like A Rolling Stone," "Tombstone Blues."  Rock and roll.
Mar 1, 2013 12:08AM
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I suppose "Right Off" / "Yesternow" from "A Tribute to Jack Johnson" is cheating? (Edit: oops, beat to the punch).

So then I am torn between "Luv N' Haight" / "Just Like a Baby" from "There's a Riot Goin' On" or "Bring the Noise" / "Don't Believe the Hype" which skips the intro to "It Takes a Nation of Millions" and thus might also be cheating.
Mar 1, 2013 12:02AM
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sonicstone, you beat me.  I was just going to say "On the Other Ocean"/"Figure in a Clearing"


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Feb 28, 2013 11:49PM
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Unfortunately none of these are testable at 1 in the morning when everyone else is asleep.
Feb 28, 2013 11:46PM
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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