Big K.R.I.T./Childish Gambino
Pimps 'n Wimps‑-Not
"I ain't rap about dope nor do I sell it," raps a Mississippi "country boy" who's more mixed about pimping‑-maybe unreadable, maybe of two minds, maybe blurring the pimp sound and the pimp hustle. The sound he's definitely got down: a rich, comfortable funk he transports south from Willie Hutch's The Mack. And as befits someone who believes N.I.G.G.E.R. stands for "Naive Individual Glorifying Greed and Encouraging Racism" and gets life satisfaction from rotating his tires, his sound equals his hustle. Some may think his rhymes are too simple. I find "Some thangs are forever, nothin' ever last/Like the risin' of the sun or when Big Mama pass" pretty deep myself. B PLUS
Childish Gambino: EP (free download)
"Set the game ablaze I'm an arcade fire," Cheezy boasts, but because he "don't wanna be alone," he joins a clique of "freaks and geeks" where he's "down with the black girls of every single culture/Filipino, Armenian girls on my sofa," only they're not thick enough, so he'll "make music for wack blacks to blast back" until he finds "a small chick with a fat ass" ready to "make out with a Gap ad" who's "not a thug a/k/a what they pretend to be." Of course, the Gap ad in question isn't exactly a geek anymore. He's a stand-up comedian bringing intelligent rap to the masses, one one-liner at a time. B PLUS
But here’s to another 300 shows by 30 Seconds to Mars, if only as a reminder of the band’s fundamental flimsiness, and of the flimsy system that props it up. It’s a living funeral, and it’s got to come tumbling down sometime.
PS- any state that can follow George Bush with Rick Perry
needs some kind of intervention.
I'm a bit pressed for time--doubled over with Heesters grief, plus the E-Meter's on the fritz and I've got a roomful of pre-clears who aren't going to audit themselves--so if no one minds I'd like to use this forum to take care of my Xmas thank-yous all at once. Anyone I've forgotten, sorry--I've arranged Dream Dates with Rihanna for all of you--details to come.
Bob Christgau: Thank you so very much for the thoughtful package. Imagine my surprise when I got it opened—I had no idea Ted Nugent had made so many albums. I thought at first that maybe you were just clearing some shelf space, but the Palin 2012 bumper sticker, the Tea Party t-shirt, the Ron Paul book, the Ayn Rand poster, the Confederate flag, and the lifetime membership in the NRA make me wonder if everything’s okay out there in NYC. Do you need to talk? Anyway, thanks again—I look forward to rockin’ with the Nuge all year. Wango Tango!
Greg Morton: I wasn’t expecting this, Greg. Thanks. A bottle of Willamette Valley Plum Blaster Sparkling Wine. Yummy. But do all Oregon wines carry Instructions For Use on the label? And doesn’t “sparkling” kind of cancel out the “Shake Well Before Using” suggestion? I just don’t want anyone to get hurt.
Cam Patterson: I love a good insulting Christmas card. Thanks, Cam. Pretty funny one too: Weird-looking doctor leaning in, stethoscope at the ready, in close-up, with the words “In my medical opinion…” on the front, then, opened, the words “You’re a complete ****…Merry Christmas Fcukface!” I laughed hard, as did everyone in my family, including my very religious mother (although I wasn’t laughing quite as much when I found out you’d written the card off as a consultation and billed my insurance—how did you even get my information?). Best to you and yours.
Michael Tatum: Uh, thanks, Michael. I appreciate the Napster gift card (I didn’t even know Napster was still around!), and I look forward to taping all the shards back together—my, you cut it into a lot of pieces, didn’t you? And I love home-made Christmas cards, even ones made out of IHOP placemats, with a drawing and a message scrawled in what appears to be your own blood (little hard to read though—I can make out scattered phrases like “angel of death” and “prepare to atone”—but it’s the thought that counts, right?)
Walter Cherette: BELGIAN MILITARY MARCHES! I LOVE BELGIAN MILITARY MARCHES! THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!
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Jason Gubbels: Now I’m just embarrassed. I must have inadvertently let slip in one of these comments that I had mislaid my copy of my longtime favorite bedtime reading, Prudentius’ Libri contra Symmachum. Count on Jason to see that and immediately send off a brand spanking new Loeb Classical Library edition (second half anyway, but the second half rules). I don’t know why you felt compelled to blank out every line of the English translation with a Sharpie—I suspect you’re overestimating my Latin, which isn’t what it used to be, but thanks anyway, Jason. I hope you enjoy the Carl’s Jr. gift card.
Ryan Maffei: I love family newsletters, and I’m glad your dad let you write this year’s. And goodness, you have a lot to report: 78 pages of single-spaced, 9-point Times New Roman. I hope to get it finished by the end of the week (I took a peek at the end—“To Be Continued”, eh? Cool). One thing though—it came Postage Due. A lot of Postage Due, in fact.
Joey Daniewicz: Wow. I haven’t, um, indulged in a present like this in many decades. Thanks, Joey; this should make all that Nugent go down easier (don’t tell Ted!). A word to the wise though: my nephew the Federal Marshall grimly informs me that using the US Postal Service to transport a “present” of this kind constitutes a Class B Felony. So in the future you may want to resist the temptation to include your name, address, e-mail address, and cell-phone number on the outside of the package (I enjoyed the photos of you and your friends holding said “present” and making goofy faces). Thanks, Joey. Love ya.
Bradley Sroka: To answer your question—I certainly do consider an investment opportunity a present, especially one as tempting as the one you describe. Uzbeki copper coins, eh? Who would have thought? But it makes sense. I’ve sent the check you requested to your Post Office box, along with all my Credit Card numbers, my Social Security Number, and my mother’s maiden name (you’re certainly thorough, aren’t you, Brad?). I can’t thank you enough.Next year we’ll be millionaires!
In addition to Inside Job, I recommend the fiction film Margin Call.
There's always good stuff -- always.
does this mean Jason Isbell gets welcomed back into the fold?
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.
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