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Miguel

Use him

By Xgau Dec 28, 2012 2:20AM

Miguel: All I Want Is You (Jive '10)

The Afro-Chicano love man front-loads his Prince-channeling debut album: five hooky tracks‑-two romantic ones linked by an ambivalent interlude to one about a prostitute and another about a quickie‑-followed by six pleasant tracks and capped by two hooky novelties, the second of which delights immatoorly in the old "piece"-"peace" homonym. But there's a treasure hidden in the middle. With supplicant's songs rare enough in a genre that makes its nut promising untold pleasures, "Teach Me" is unprecedented, laying out the truth that, as Norman Mailer put it in one of the few useful sex tips in his orgasm-mad canon, "the man as lover is dependent upon the bounty of the woman." Who knows what pleases her? She does, she alone, and Miguel craves to be let in on that shifting and enthralling secret. If only he'd hung a top-drawer melody on the sucker he'd have a "Use Me" or "Sexual Healing" he could sing forever. B PLUS

 

Miguel: Kaleidoscope Dream (RCA)

He's major now, and musically, this locks in top to bottom. "Adorn"'s throbbing, garbled hook is one of 2012's signature pop moments, and even when he settles for an ordinary tune he devises a way to trick it up. Lyrically he goes for it too, including a "Use Me" he can sing forever. But that doesn't mean anyone else will, and I do wonder why the two most memorable lines by this certified improvement on R. Kelly are "Do you like drugs?" and "How many drinks would it take you to leave with me?" Final track‑-they always save it for the final track‑-he bids for redeeming social content with a song bearing the nicely turned title "Candles in the Sun." Here's hoping‑-and half believing, because he's a bright, decent dude‑-he improves on it. A MINUS

 

129Comments
Jan 1, 2013 4:12PM
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Twelve ballots in.  So far, the results are ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING.
Jan 1, 2013 11:30AM
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My favorite lyric was P.S. Eliot's "It's been a while since we sat down and talked." Love that line.

Liam -- the links didn't work for me. One was the great festive performance of  'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'?
Jan 1, 2013 9:30AM
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My favorite lyric of last year (self-deprecation category), was Middle Brother’s “My days are numbered but I’m no good at math.” This year’s favorite in the same category is from Tommy Womack, and he had many to choose from, including this one:

"I’m smart as a whip, I’m dumb as wood
I’d sleep with the angels, if I only could"

Happy New Year everyone.
Jan 1, 2013 4:05AM
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Late for everything, as always, so: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you in this great community!
Jan 1, 2013 12:37AM
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Belated merry christmas--here's a blog I found w/ links to a bunch of Franco downloads: http://goo.gl/iiW8o,
Jan 1, 2013 12:00AM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Last year I received fifty-one ballots in total.  Since polls opened, I've already received eight ballots! Scroll down or go back a page to look at the rules of the 2012 Expert Witness Pazz & Jop Poll and send your ballot to DANIE652[at]MORRIS.UMN.EDU

I'll be posting a reminder daily.  Happy voting, everyone.  And have a great 2013.
Dec 31, 2012 11:27PM
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Alexander: The indisputables I had in mind were (of course) Bad Girls, I Remember Yesterday, She Works Hard For The Money, and The Wanderer, with Once Upon A Time and Another Time And Place just a notch below. Her final album, 2008's Crayons, which I didn't hear until this year, is amazingly solid for a woman who'd supposedly been washed up for a couple of decades. And obviously there's no such thing as a bad Donna Summer compilation. Happy hunting.

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FWIW, I've been looking for a great Sugarhill Records compilation and managed to snag the 1997 Rhino release titled "The Sugar Hill Records Story". 5 discs of fantastic awesomeness. A lot of forgotten gems on these discs (Monster Jam!). Well worth picking up if you loved the label.
Dec 31, 2012 9:40PM
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Alexander, I won't speak for sharp, but for damn sure Bad GIrls is one of them.  On my honour.
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Man I wish this comment section acted more like a regular message board, with different topics to reply to. From Donna Summer, to P&J, to education in America, too many things to say on these topics.

 

sharpsm, thank you for inspiring me to take another look at Summer again. What 4 albums are you referring to?

Dec 31, 2012 9:13PM
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To echo Raul's post, my biggest discovery was the Dylan Hicks. While not quite top 10, it is a wonderful record that as of today is still not avalible on either iTunes or Amazon. Credit to our host for finding this gem and helping us all to enjoy it ourselves.
Dec 31, 2012 8:56PM
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Annual listening to Scrawl. It's (almost) January. 
Dec 31, 2012 8:49PM
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A happy new year to everyone! And thanks for all the brilliant artists I discovered in 2012! More to come in 2013!
Dec 31, 2012 8:21PM
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One more note on the poll.  Any comments that tickle me about the top songs and albums will be included on the top songs and albums pages along with their respective song/album.  Those comments do have utility, folks.
Dec 31, 2012 6:42PM
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Ballot sent and I feel pretty good about it. Those last couple of cuts were hard, and Northwest pride might have played a part in the final ballot. In terms of music. 2012 was not as good to me as 2011, but was better than 2010.

Personally though 2012 was a  great year, and this blog played a big part in that, as did social networking in general. Over the course of the year I was able to reach my goal of 30 live shows, admittedly 7 of those were Chuck and Lisa in some form or another. Those 7 shows took me to 5 states where I met 11 people who have posted here regularly, and everyone of you I met I will remember always. can't wait to see you guys again and I look forward to expanding that list in 2013. Happy New Year all.

Dec 31, 2012 6:39PM
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Happy New Year, as it is here now.  As promised, shameless plugs will now stop, but this show is relevant as it features R Maffei in the Pozniaks (as well as the Beatles, Arthur Comics, Jinx Lennon, Janka Nabay, Tin Huey, Jusa Dementor, Batida le Bras Fermino, Skeat, and Martin Hayes/Denis Cahill): http://i.mixcloud.com/CCB0iE.  Thanks to our host for his indulgence in allowing me to post links to the show, I hope some of you have enjoyed it.


Currently watching Jools Holland's Hootenanny on the BBC, nothing outstanding yet, but if you haven't seen these performances from Cyndi Lauper last year they're worth your time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNhN3PRJf_Y and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXG2F3Vp0ek.


Athbhliain faoi mhaise díobh go léir.

Dec 31, 2012 5:53PM
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Oh, and like last time you have the right to change your ballot even after it's been emailed, at least until the polls close or unless special arrangements are made.

Fun fact: I am already entering in ballots.
Dec 31, 2012 5:26PM
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RESULTS FROM 2011'S POLL FOR ALL THOSE INTERESTED

Ballots: goo.gl/lFNOV

Tally: goo.gl/F0LdJ

Top 28 songs: goo.gl/KisGy

Top 25 albums: goo.gl/XR970
Dec 31, 2012 5:21PM
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RE: SONGS

Songs are scored by number of mentions.  You can only vote for a song once.  Duh.  If you give me more than ten songs (or fewer than ten songs, unless you specify that's intentional), I'll email you back asking which ones you want to count.  If you don't respond by the time polls close or a day after I email you, whichever is latest, I will count the first ten songs (or the lower number of songs, as mentioned in the earlier parentheses) you mention.

 

You may vote for any song whose initial release was in the calendar year of 2012.

If diverting from this rule, there should be a reason that everyone is voting for it in a 2012 poll.  I can think of a lot of 2011 songs that will probably get votes either because their album came out in 2012, they made their impact on the charts this year, or what have you, including Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe," Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" (though this received two mentions last year), Azealia Banks' "212" (though this received four mentions last year), Heems' "NYC Cops," Cloud Nothings' "Stay Useless," Lana Del Rey's "Video Games" (though this received three mentions last year), Japandroids' "Younger Us," fun.'s "We Are Young," Frank Ocean's "Thinkin Bout You," Hospitality's "Friends of Friends," and I'm sure you can come up with more examples.

 

Basically, you should vote based off what you think the rest of the votership thinks would be "eligible."

 

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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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