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Sleigh Bells/Cloud Nothings

Sometimes/I Feel I Gotta Get Away/Bells Chime/I Know I Gotta Get Away

By Xgau Mar 2, 2012 2:24AM
Sleigh Bells: Reign of Terror (Mom + Pop)
I'm happier than I would have figured that they've cut down on their distortion-flaunting pile-of-sound shtick. Several times, in fact, Derek Miller makes me love guitar sounds as bell-like as Alexis Krauss's crystalline soprano, as tapered as her gorgeous gams. Then there's the dying siren that repeats addictively through "You Lost Me"‑-the one that makes me say, So what if the lyric is about singing from the grave, death is real, and anyway, I really want to hear that sound again right about--yeah! After all, "Comeback Kid" does stay positive no matter how brutally Miller pummels his own riffs with that drum sample. That's nice, right? Elsewhere it's just sweet sensation. Succumb‑-succumb. A MINUS

 

Cloud Nothings: Attack on Memory (Carpark)

Although his voice is lower and his guitar solos are longer, the idea that Dylan Baldi has therefore achieved some sort of maturity is silly. Come on‑-the guy's 20. His attack on memory isn't a young hero jousting with history, it's a callow confusenik trying to forget: that It's all been done before, sure, but that's the least of it. How about: Life is hard and then you die? Or: Old people have all the stuff? Or: I don't have a clue what the world will be like when I'm 40? Or merely: 40‑-that's two times 20, God!? These are all honorable thoughts that have required reiteration and adjustment for as long as I've been alive. Slight individual recalibrations of the noize-toon continuum have oft proved useful in getting them under control. Such recalibrations are harder than they look and much harder than most confuseniks assume. Congrats to Baldi for getting one right. A MINUS

 

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Mar 2, 2012 8:07PM
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While Leg-gate, er, marches on, I think someone should alert Pitchfork (Joey??) about the Jethro Tull-Eagles connection on "Hotel California."  Don Henley's ego needs to be cut off at the, you know, legs.
Mar 2, 2012 7:37PM
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Irene--Do you think 'strategic titillation' is the only thing about Sleigh Bells which can be called ideologically 'problematic'? It sounds like you've kind of narrowed Christgau's field of play for him.
Mar 2, 2012 7:37PM
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I gam what I can and that's all I yam.
Mar 2, 2012 7:25PM
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I've been chit-chatting on Facebook w some twitnesses and the assumption seems to be that I think Christgau was WROOONNNNGGGG to say gorgeous gams etc etc etc etc etc. Please. Gams dispute was purely aesthetic. Just wanting him to clarify the thoughts that followed. Because 
Ideologically they're a problematic band. This doesn't just happen in hip-hop.
is kind of a duh statement to me. Wondering why Alexis Krauss and Sleigh Bells are singled out for being gimmicky and "asking for it" when that's true for probably 95% of artists whose performances involve women. ORRR does he feel that way anytime a female artist uses her powers of titillation to be more successful, and it's only applied here bc we're talking about her? And either way, is that something to disavow? That is to say, why the caveat of specifically NOT ADMIRING Krauss for it? Or am I not meant to interpret non-admiration as dis-admiration?

If I were assuming bad intentions (which I might if Jon LaF wrote it hehh) I'd argue that his follow-up comment about gams could easily be read THUSLY: Alexis Krauss has hot legs which I can remark on even though it's mildly questionable to do so because GODDAMNIT she's conniving me and all the other viewers into finding her attractive!!!!

And I definitely don't think that's the intended reading, hence my curiosity--not outrage. I'm pretty sure Duke and I read it the same: As far as I can tell, "gorgeous gams" was meant to read as tacky as it sounds in order to serve as shorthand for calling Sleigh Bells out on their strategic titillation. (Not just sexy gams, mind you, but gorgeous woman with breathy sing-song voice prancing around while boy shreds.) I'm interested to know more about how and why that's problematic. If it is so problematic, I'm gonna have to call myself out on titillation, but mannngg it's both fun and rewarding! So I personally tend not to fault people on it....

And "asking for it" is unpleasant even if you're just saying it to be edgy.
Mar 2, 2012 6:36PM
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Still think so, and don't admire her for it, either.

For my part, I was pretty sure there was more than a tang of irony around the phrase, when I read it. The way that tonal trap in the very last word snaps closed, and retroactively qualifies the type and tone of the original praise, was pretty smart to me. 
Which isn't to say I thought Bob was being insincere in his appreciation of either music or legs--just that there's a kind of backwash from that word which partly lets you know what he thinks they're up to.
Mar 2, 2012 6:07PM
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Oh I got worked up about gams for nothing!!! Turns out Xgau was just augmenting his blogging income by advertising his new product line: http://goo.gl/yBkNH
Mar 2, 2012 6:02PM
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As a young man the only problem I have with 'gams' is the anachronism of it. Thought more than a few times today of my grandma in silk knickers. Is it still Oedipal if you skip a generation?
Mar 2, 2012 5:43PM
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Comments on a performer's public image don't bother me, it being a part of the performance and all..."gorgeous gams" is a cloying cliché, and I'm just whining about it. Would prefer HOTTT LEEEGGGSS esp if screeched à la lil' Roddy Stewart. Just kidding. :) That would be tough to convey textually anyway.

If I were gonna take ideological issue with one of your phrases it would be "asks for it." I agree that Alexis is going for punky, luscious-thighed sexpot, but that's a loaded string of words in this day and age! Its content/connotation grates rather than the timbre. I'm mildly surprised you weren't chastised for that. 

So what do you mean you don't admire her for it? For playing up her sexiness? What about your positive remarks re: Rihanna titillation? Do you not admire deliberate titillation, but appreciate it? Just curious what kind of ideological statement you're making. Past reviews indicate that you don't have a problem with women performers owning their sexuality, but is there a boundary where sexiness becomes pandering? DISCUSS.

P.S. I'm afraid I sound SHREWISH, god forbid. I'm just asking--no charges of -ism intended.

P.P.S. Christgau, I humbly request that you dispatch Carola because I'm curious about her thoughts on these matters. 

Your post was blocked because you're a shrieking harpy. If this is not the case, GET A SENSE OF HUMOR YOU FEMINAZI, and try again.
Mar 2, 2012 5:39PM
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Carola warned me that "gorgeous gams" was "a little sexist." I responded that Krauss asks for it. Still think so, and don't admire her for it, either.
This has inspired some frenzied conversation over on the Facebook chat, so I was wondering if you could quickly specify two things.  What does Alex Krauss ask for and what don't you admire her for?

Edit: God damn it, Cam.
Mar 2, 2012 5:37PM
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Well, we've just had a 30 minute conversation around Xgau's last comment, and it boils down to this:

Sleigh Bells = Royal Trux + Devo
Mar 2, 2012 5:27PM
Mar 2, 2012 5:02PM
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I was about to suggest that "gorgeous gams" fits with this band the way "sculpted pecs" did with Voodoo-era D'Angelo. It's, like, almost impossible not to at least mention.
Mar 2, 2012 4:58PM
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Irene: Carola warned me that "gorgeous gams" was "a little sexist." I responded that Krauss asks for it. Still think so, and don't admire her for it, either. Ideologically they're a problematic band. This doesn't just happen in hip-hop.


Mar 2, 2012 4:57PM
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Just got Homeboy Sandman's The Good Sun in the mail from amazon. 

Label seems to be High Water Music, mfd and distributed by Fat Beats Distribution.

No mention of Boy Sand Industries.
Typo in the EW post, or later pressing?

Mar 2, 2012 4:13PM
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YAAAY I'm so glad you reviewed Reign of Terror, Dean. Usually you are rating things that aren't up my natural alley, so this is relaxing to me. (Am I channeling Raul with that odd phrasing? I'm gonna let it stay.)

The only thing I don't like about the review is "gorgeous gams." If I wanted to read that word pairing I'd pick up Cosmo. Surely there's a better way! Those gams are perfectly tapered though...they could easily be summed up with a series of linear equations. 
Mar 2, 2012 3:19PM
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Still 1969 in my world - and I just inserted another album to the list.  

 

No names, but you can probably figure this one out.  I don't like to let the cat out of the bag - but it's a funny tale.

 

Loathed their first album - and never even bothered with this one - even though Xgau gave high praise.  What's this?   The track listing on allmusic doesn't match the order on Rhapsody - so while I play it manually track by track in the allmusic order at work two times in three days - it 's just sounding flat - and there's something very off-putting in the production.  Finally, I find that Rhapsody's order was correct and Allmusic's is wrong - so not only did listen three cohere - it's pushing me into a new direction and I'm loving it.

Mar 2, 2012 3:15PM
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Check out a new twitter account that I just found. I think it's relatively new. It posts a new Christgau quote everyday. It's a lot of fun. So far: Ghostface, Kid Creole, Al Green etc. It's under the twitter account @ChristgauQuotes
Mar 2, 2012 3:15PM
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In a little phase of take-time-to-know-them albums, I think. The Bhiman went right past me two times. Got a few smiles and nods the third time. And now this go-around he's starting to josh me into liking him.

But I prefer the sound of the new Sleigh Bells, if anything.

Mar 2, 2012 2:48PM
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Pretty good advice whenever suggesting Abebe.

Actually, it's Björk who presents the project as educational. For example, schools in Iceland use the apps she created to write and perform each song to learn about music. And she's in New York right now presenting the music and educational software at a science museum. For real. As someone who, like Björk, is critical of how music is taught in educational institutions, I want to see this. If she comes to L.A., I'm going for sure. And I'm definitely not her biggest fan.

Mar 2, 2012 2:41PM
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Before you scoff (I did), read the article.
Pretty good advice whenever suggesting Abebe.

Edit: If this makes it seem like I don't like Abebe, nothing could be further from the truth.
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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