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Sleigh Bells/Cloud Nothings

Sometimes/I Feel I Gotta Get Away/Bells Chime/I Know I Gotta Get Away

By Xgau Mar 2, 2012 2:24AM
Sleigh Bells: Reign of Terror (Mom + Pop)
I'm happier than I would have figured that they've cut down on their distortion-flaunting pile-of-sound shtick. Several times, in fact, Derek Miller makes me love guitar sounds as bell-like as Alexis Krauss's crystalline soprano, as tapered as her gorgeous gams. Then there's the dying siren that repeats addictively through "You Lost Me"‑-the one that makes me say, So what if the lyric is about singing from the grave, death is real, and anyway, I really want to hear that sound again right about--yeah! After all, "Comeback Kid" does stay positive no matter how brutally Miller pummels his own riffs with that drum sample. That's nice, right? Elsewhere it's just sweet sensation. Succumb‑-succumb. A MINUS

 

Cloud Nothings: Attack on Memory (Carpark)

Although his voice is lower and his guitar solos are longer, the idea that Dylan Baldi has therefore achieved some sort of maturity is silly. Come on‑-the guy's 20. His attack on memory isn't a young hero jousting with history, it's a callow confusenik trying to forget: that It's all been done before, sure, but that's the least of it. How about: Life is hard and then you die? Or: Old people have all the stuff? Or: I don't have a clue what the world will be like when I'm 40? Or merely: 40‑-that's two times 20, God!? These are all honorable thoughts that have required reiteration and adjustment for as long as I've been alive. Slight individual recalibrations of the noize-toon continuum have oft proved useful in getting them under control. Such recalibrations are harder than they look and much harder than most confuseniks assume. Congrats to Baldi for getting one right. A MINUS

 

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Mar 4, 2012 3:52PM
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I'm blanking at the moment on great covers that slow down pop songs.

Beautiful South - You're the One that I Want?

Or Nina Gordon - Straight Outta Compton? (OK, that one is a joke)
Mar 4, 2012 3:33PM
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"Look, slowing tempo and changing arrangements are just techniques."

I agree 100%. But Slowing Down Pop Songs To Bring Out Their True Significance is different than mere slowing tempo.

So, no, that's so not what Soft Cell was doing with "Tainted Love," obviously. Their version is still pop as fu(k.

"Guilt-by-association​ arguments are kinda facile, too."

(scratches head)

I admit, though, that I'm blanking at the moment on great covers that slow down pop songs. Robert Wyatt's "At Last I Am Free" came to mind but Chic's original is pretty slow to begin with. Maybe it's a personal blockage, e.g., I still haven't figured out what Xgau hears in Aztec Camera's "Jump."

Mar 4, 2012 3:01PM
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Montrose appears on at least two A- records (Saint Dominic's Preview and Tupelo Honey) and one B+ (Neville Bros' Uptown), as well as a whole bunch of bitchin' hard rock discs.
Mar 4, 2012 2:58PM
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Guilt-by-association arguments are kinda facile, too.

Slowing Down Pop Songs To Bring Out Their True Significance
Is that what Soft Cell was doing with "Tainted Love"?

Look, slowing tempo and changing arrangements are just techniques. They ether work or they don't. Vanilla Fudge can fergeddit.

And, as far as I could hear, the Dismemberment Plan cover of "Crush" was this thing called a "joke."

Mar 4, 2012 2:37PM
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Sammy Hagar: He covered Patti Smith's "Free Money." He also covered Donovan's "Catch the Wind." Plus he covered The Rolling Stones' "Connection." And whoa what's this? He also covered Chunky, Novi & Ernie's "Underground." It should also be noted that the latter two are Paper Money's openers! And this is a heavy metal guy.

Anyhoo Montrose's "Connection" operates in the Slowing Down Pop Songs To Bring Out Their True Significance mode of covering just like The Dismemberment Plan's somnambulant take on Jennifer Paige's "Crush." Nothing disreputable (lovely strings although they come in too late) but a bit facile.
Mar 4, 2012 2:07PM
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RIP Ronnie Montrose. http://goo.gl/PdQob

Now there's a passing sure to make EWers sad.


Don't rush to certainty. The version of "Connection" on Paper Money may be the finest moment for both Ronnie Montrose and Sammy Hagar, but it truly is an outstanding track. Among the finest Stones covers ever.

Mar 4, 2012 1:47PM
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Oh maaaaaaaaaaan.

Screw people who live in New York.  :C
Mar 4, 2012 1:47PM
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If any of you NYC area EW meeting-uppers wanna make another trip, we're playin next Sat nite at the Living Room, 9pm...and we're havin an aftershow party/meet-n-greet upstairs in the Lounge at 10:30.  Would be nice to meet some of y'alls.



Mar 4, 2012 1:42PM
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Is anyone out there possibly able to come to the Minneapolis Wussy show on June 19th?  I'll be there and my girlfriend probably will be.

My successor at the newspaper posted this picture the night they put up the event.  I laughed: http://goo.gl/FaZ5p
Mar 4, 2012 1:34PM
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RIP Ronnie Montrose. http://goo.gl/PdQob

Now there's a passing sure to make EWers sad.

Mar 4, 2012 1:06PM
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I'm 6'2", but just before Wussy takes the stage a 6'5" guy muscles in front of me, whoa! where did he come from?  I was able to worm my way around him and got a pretty good view of the non-stage.  I was sorry my wife Eve couldn't see anything because the Chuck & Lisa interaction was great fun.  Great meeting everyone especially Fraptron and Nicky who I got a chance to spend some time with. Eve and Carola had a nice chat and the Dean held court at the Magician. Great night everyone...ok, what's next?
Mar 4, 2012 1:01PM
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I also slipped him a copy of The Best of the Chantels

Beyond this being a sweet sweet gift, is there a context here we should know about? Or do we have to wait for the B&N article? It's okay, I can wait :(

Mar 4, 2012 12:52PM
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1969 ballot finished and sent.  Didn't get to hear "everything" - but I did play 40+ albums in three weeks.   Time ran out on a few (no third listens to Supersnazz or both Fairports - sorry) and I couldn't find a handful (own 30+ Ray Charles LP's - but not Doin' His Thing)?!?!   Wish my Top Ten wasn't so (I'm betting) consensus oriented - but everything got a fair shake.  Came up with 15 total "A" albums - and I'm betting there could be over 20 - as I'm sure I'll find some likely candidates once the ballots are counted.   Thanks Patrick - this was fun!   Now, back to 2012!    
Mar 4, 2012 12:19PM
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As I said, I like the song to be literal -- the fair, the rides, the love for a fine animal in lieu of a girl who's riding with someone else. I'm sure Lisa's right, yet, this may be a case where the potential "additional metaphorical implications" are a little too obligatory, given that steer are castrated males.
Mar 4, 2012 12:19PM
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Does "Anywhere I lay my head" have an indescribable effect on anyone?  Because I know it does on me.  You really have to play it loud, other people (getting weirded out) be damned.  I know Bob said Rain Dogs never peaks, but I submit it is the highest gear.
Mar 4, 2012 12:07PM
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second act, Diehard, did a number whose chord progression and bass line resembled Gin Blossoms' "Follow You Down?" 
I did not catch that, but you are the second person to mention the Gin Blossoms this week which is more than I've thought of them for a long time. I thought Diehard sounded like a punchier, faster Pains of Being Pure At Heart. They were fun, and the bassist with the fro, was nerdishly cute.
Mar 4, 2012 11:55AM
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I agree with Frapton about the tall fans. Biggest fans I ever sat behind were at a  Bachman-Turner Overdrive show in the 70s--not only tall but wide. Makes me wonder if the secret of CBGBs was that punks are short.

It was great to meet everybody and, PS, Joey. Bob does have nice legs.

Mar 4, 2012 11:43AM
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Speaking of songs that sound alike, did anyone else notice that the second act, Diehard, did a number whose chord progression and bass line resembled Gin Blossoms' "Follow You Down?"

PS: Irene, I brought my camera and pointed it at the band a couple of times, but the lighting was inadequate to take a good picture. Time to buy a flash.

Also, Frap, that bar was stanky indeed.
Mar 4, 2012 11:15AM
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Irene, no photos were taken. I could tell you were a bit of a dork, but that is part of your appeal. 
Mar 4, 2012 10:45AM
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Yes, are there pictures??? PICS OR GTFO. I considered texting Nick a video of me saying hi to everyone to disseminate, but I figured maybe not everyone would be up for finding out how dorky I really am. :) 
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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