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Pistol Annies/Miranda Lambert

Bad Girl Craves Heartsongs

By Xgau Nov 11, 2011 2:02AM

 

Pistol Annies: Hell on Heels (Columbia)

Slight, bright, and perfect‑-Ramones for bad girls, country edition. The ringleader is Miranda Lambert in "Gunpowder & Lead" mode, but they're definitely a trio‑-Ashley Monroe has a co-write on seven of Lambert's eight songs and Angaleena Presley's "Lemon Drop" is the catchiest of all even if she stole it from John Prine, as is her damn right. After the gold-digging title track, they're poorer than punks even on "Takin' Pills," a road song about three bad girls making their career move. Chirping their expertly executed tunes, scorning the guitar swagger good old boys think makes them so sexy, they're a pop cartoon worth more than gold. Dig? A

 

Miranda Lambert: Four the Record (RCA)

Lambert's not in it for another "Kerosene," not with the Pistol Annies ready whenever she feels like a joy ride. She's in it for another "The House That Built Me"‑-a heartsong that lets housewives-they-wish forget their day jobs for the length of a bathroom break. She's too brand-savvy to lead with the soft stuff: "All Kinds of Kinds" stars a cross-dressing congressman, "Fine Tune" links Auto-Tune to sexual excitation, and the Angaleena Presley-assisted "Fastest Girl in Town" ends with Miranda abandoning her man for the cop who caught them speeding. But this does wind down into your basic quality country album. Corn is fine with me‑-the two-sided "Safe," say. "Dear Diamond," "Oklahoma Sky," the oh-so-soulful Blake collab "Better in the Long Run"‑-they're cornball. A MINUS

 

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Nov 15, 2011 2:10AM
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Haven't listened to Baboon yet but gotta say my Nordic trumpeter du jour is Mathias Eick. I'm addicted to Skala. It's a thing of beauty. Easy to bag ECM - done plenty of that myself, what with all those dopey moonscape covers, the immaculate recording (like that's cool), the perfect musicianship (trapped in snow for ten months of the year, you're gonna get good at something) - but this is simply f***ing gorgeous. 

PS: On the record you can't really hear the two drummers but there are some pumping live clips.


Nov 15, 2011 1:51AM
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Treated myself to a day of Lambert (also Pokemon LeafGreen). Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was the easy winner, but the Pistol Annies finished a strong second, though Hell on Heels is more notable for the emergence of Angaleena Presley (will keep typing out her first name until I can spell it) as one of the finds of the year than for Lambert's fine turns. Angaleena's great at expressing what it's like to be working poor. She'll write a bunch of good songs in years to come; hope she sings plenty of them herself.

All the other Lamberts, including the debut, follow the same pattern: killer first four songs, the rest solid but mostly unremarkable save one or two highlights -- "Dear Diamond" and "Baggage Claim" on the latest, which has snuck over my A minus line but won't be very high on my 2011 list.
Nov 15, 2011 12:59AM
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I haven't frequented the library very much since

My "petulance" (not really, but okay) in this regard can be rationalized by the fact I tend to buy books for the purpose of re-reading them.  I'm currently re-reading Hawthorne's Twice Told Tales for the second time and Kafka's The Trial for the third time. I do need to find a few new writers to chew on (my next mission is to get further into Ballard once Norton starts reissuing his canon). 

 

 When a possible management position got talked up, I decided to seriously switch tactics.

Jason, we have to be separated at birth.

Nov 15, 2011 12:51AM
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Jazz Prospecting chez moi late tonight. Not much to plug anything, although I like the Mehldau/Hays/Zimmerli Modern Music much more than the similarly graded Molvaer Baboon Moon -- an EW disagreement I can't chalk up to me not playing enough -- or for that matter the very pleasant one by Brian Landrus. Rather, I feel like I'm at the end of my rope with the Voice's new regime, and don't see any other way to keep doing what I've been doing. (I may indeed be past it: one of the few bits of feedback I've gotten recently expressed surprise that I had lasted as long under New Times as I had -- Rob Harvilla probably deserves all the credit there.)

BTW, just noticed that I had failed to tie in Kevin Hays' solo disc, Variations. Playing it now and I expect it will prove to be of more limited value, but I'm pleasantly surprised so far.


Nov 15, 2011 12:49AM
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I was fired from my teenage library job for doing a school report on the job (on Sgt. Pepper as coincidence would have it).  So while I definitely deserved the sack
Oh, goodness. I read D.F. Wallace's Infinite Jest when I was supposed to be working the floor in discount retail, while also perfecting the art of the phony lunch swipe (as in, took my lunch all regular like, then drove off on the clock to nearby towns to bring my girlfriend her own lunch). The bosses were none the wiser - indeed, I was considered their top employee. When a possible management position got talked up, I decided to seriously switch tactics.
Nov 15, 2011 12:40AM
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while I definitely deserved the sack, I haven't frequented the library very much since
 That'll show 'em! Smile
Nov 15, 2011 12:03AM
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No one in the Beatles camp has ever been satisfied with the sound of the Hollywood Bowl recordings (cut live to two track, I believe) and if I were to hazard a guess, the performances as well.  What sounds like flaming youth to you and me sounds like childish mistakes to perfectionists like McCartney, Martin, et al.  The band members have complained about not being able to hear themselves during those performances for years.

 

I was fired from my teenage library job for doing a school report on the job (on Sgt. Pepper as coincidence would have it).  So while I definitely deserved the sack, I haven't frequented the library very much since, although I was known to take whole years of the Village Voice from the periodical section at UCLA.  Libraries were the Oasis of my youth, except Oasis ended up in the honorable mentions.

Nov 14, 2011 10:04PM
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Libraries were the oasis in the desert of my youth. 

I don't think I'm the only librarian 'round these parts, but just in case, let me plug one of the greatest tools our profession has recently helped create - Worldcat, a simple search site that helps determine which library nearest you holds a specific item. Really quite helpful.

http://tinyurl.com/r9azr
Nov 14, 2011 10:03PM
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Who out there can tell me why this has never been reissued by Capitol? The cynic in me says they are going to milk it with a comprehensive live reissue series after Paul and Ringo have passed away to benefit the next of kin. Ok that's pretty cynical. Anyone have any inside knowledge why this is still out of print after 34 years?!?

The Beatles at the Hollywood Bowl [Capitol, 1977]
A tribute not only to the Beatles (which figured) but to George Martin and Capitol (which didn't necessarily figure at all). The sound rings clearly and powerfully through the shrieking: the segues are brisk and the punch-ins imperceptible; and the songs capture our heroes at their highest. Furthermore, though the musicianship is raw, the arrangements are tighter (faster, actually) than on record; Ramones-haters should note that the thirteen tunes take less than twenty-nine minutes, including patter. A




Nov 14, 2011 9:49PM
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Libraries were the oasis in the desert of my youth.
Nov 14, 2011 8:48PM
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i like the relatively new Library Journal index that ranks libraries. Love both libraries that i frequent, New Haven and Greenwich. Greenwich is amazing and is ranked 10th in the country by expenditure. check out libraryjournal.com - search 2010 index

Nov 14, 2011 7:48PM
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I've posted a few cheers here for my library system (which is Kimya's, too, at least in between the times she isn't on the road, the home she might love the best) and will also say that it was invaluable following a time when I lost a large percentage of my music.


Current listening: Linda Thompson - Dreams Fly Away: A History

Kate Bush - 50 Words For Snow
If you're a fan, dive in - it's lurvely.  If not, or if you had any problems with Aerial, proceed more cautiously or not at all.
Nov 14, 2011 3:32PM
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Dude probably had sex two minutes ago, but he looks like his dog just got run over by a garbage truck.

-- Jon Dolan on the new Drake album cover

 

so funny!

Nov 14, 2011 3:15PM
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My local library CD acquisitions curator seems to have a pretty good finger on the pulse
An interesting mini-theme emerging around public libraries and their role in our listening lives. I've never seen this written about. I think you're safe on first, Chris.

Nov 14, 2011 3:12PM
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Sorry about the lack of a ballot. First, with that holiday last week, there just wasn't enough time to listen to more than 20 releases. Second, those releases I did hear turned into a list that looked a lot like our host's 1990 book list. Last, there's only two records I want to assign points. Talk about not feeling it. I'll try harder next time.

I did listen to the new/old Smile though. Defintely prefer the 2004 version. Brian's imperfect voice runs counter to the generally genial arrangements. It sounds an awful lot like wisdom.

Nov 14, 2011 2:46PM
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My local library CD acquisitions curator seems to have a pretty good finger on the pulse of what not necessarily people want but what they ought to want. The new arrivals are never so numerous that I can't always put them in my "requests" pile, going with anything that isn't children's or christian music, mainly. One I'd never heard of that I have right now is by an outfit called "Does It Offend You, Yeah?" I have their sophomore album out now from the library, but am streaming their first on MOG first. This is doubtlessly popular stuff, as it sounds like it should be, but thanks to the librarian and nothing else (not Xgau or you guys [ring Joey]) I'm hearing it now and I'm here to say that probably among a zillion other worthy things, this seems to be measuring up pretty well.
[I'm only really posting this because there's been a three hour hiatus that maybe needs the third-stringer to pinch-hit -- and probably whiff.]
Nov 14, 2011 2:41PM
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In the spirit of the (almost here) holidays, if you want some alt holiday music, there are two great channels spinning now at somafm.com.

The Christmas Lounge is, as the name implies, a lounge inspired Xmas, full of funky beats and other sweets and treats based around holiday themes and trippy takes on classic tunes. Great background music for your Festivus parties and whatever else ails ya.

Xmas in Frisco is more mixed in musical styles, prone to much hilarity and stuffed with more dirty holiday ditties than you ever knew existed. Fun, but perhaps not fun for all ages, so program wisely!

Nov 14, 2011 11:56AM
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I forgot about the language censoring. Insert 'coctease' to ****
Nov 14, 2011 11:53AM
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Has anyone been listening to the new official Smile Sessions box set and/or LP release? Thoughts? It's assembled to resemble Brian Wilson's 04 Smile. It's nice to hear the young Wilson/Beach Boy voices.. and the production is much more Pet Sounds-esque as opposed to the more harsh sound of 'Brian Wilson Presents'. Whenever I listen to the 2004 Smile, which I appreciate as a masterpiece in its own right, I still can never help myself from imagining a utopian original real Smile that never was, one that these Smile Sessions are something of a **** for. I think because of the absurd quantity of outtakes (4 cds worth), it's unlikely Xgau will take it for a ride, although there is an abridged release with just the 'album' and one disc of outtakes.

Any thoughts?

Nov 14, 2011 11:39AM
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Angaleena's middle name is Aron.
 Fitting for a Presley.  Are they possibly cousins or something?
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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