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Two Fingers/Lukid

Knob twiddling can be fun

By Xgau Nov 16, 2012 2:01AM

Two Fingers: Stunt Rhythms (Big Dada)

At my usual loss when attracted to an electronic dance album, I sought out reviews to see what I could crib, and never got past the Pitchfork 5.6 I started with. Chicago Reader staffer turned Brooklyn freelancer Miles Raymer, thanks for providing lingo I can spin. "The brainy, meticulous knob twiddler [i.e. Amon Tobin, who did another album I liked under this slumming moniker] might be having a laugh at the expense of his own reputation as a brainy, meticulous knob twiddler"? Keep a smile on your face, Amon. "It's like flipping through the sketchbook of a respected conceptual artist only to find it full of expertly rendered pornographic cartoons"? Reminds me of a painter pal who in the '60s did a whole slipcase of polarized bicolor sex silkscreens‑-some lovely, some gross, all yummy. "The unmistakable trademarks of Americanized dubstep"? I'll leave that one to my aesthetic advisor Carola Dibbell, who enjoys this CD even more than me but observes, "He's not as good as Skrillex, though." A MINUS

 

Lukid: Lonely at the Top (Werkdiscs/Ninja Tune)

Although I enjoy an endless groove as much as the next Afropop fan, my Afropop-inflected taste in grooves means that when it comes to British dance music, I prefer my beatmakers rockish. So it finally is with Luke Blair, who on his fourth and least austere album ventures into songlike territory without ever enlisting a vocalist, although vocal sounds do enter the mix. The first three tracks evoke a Madchester DOR approach, only Blair's fuzzed-up, uninhibited textures, the first two incorporating treated chorales, have more character than most of the wasted singers on that scene. Subsequently, different sonic sets front each track. One thumps, one arpeggiates, one twinkles, one loops atmospheric, one loops bassy, and so forth. It's almost as if Blair has called in has-beens for cameos‑-here Otis Clay, there, I don't know, Brett Anderson. Not exactly, though. A MINUS

 

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Dec 5, 2012 1:22PM
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This Lukid set is mad.
http://boilerroom.tv/lukid-live-in-the-boiler_room/
Nov 19, 2012 11:28PM
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I know we're supposed to stay away from politics now, but this extended quote from someone who fancies himself the possible leader of the free world in some future universe needs to be acknowleged. And since it's the night before a new pair of reviews, I'm taking the chance.

Suggested alternate headline --

Science Republicans Do To Make Themselves Feel Better

http://goo.gl/iwByr



Please God, spare us from this insanity. I pray, truly.

Nov 19, 2012 11:18PM
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Forget all those ratings. Just listen and decide the best for yourself. 
Nov 19, 2012 9:45PM
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Alexander -- Here's a topic on which I would actually (actually) like to debate with you.  Keep in mind I'm not an especially big Weezer fan, so this may be my lack of enthusiasm talking.  But do you think that perhaps the change in the weather toward Pinkerton has more to do with a shifting of critical voices from Gen X to Gen Y?  I've always thought that the shift was less people changing their opinions (a la "Exile") rather than Pitchfork et al bogarting the conversation.  Thoughts? 
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I never could trust the star ratings from RS. Maybe from their Album Guides, but they like to make sure their reviewers give 4/5 stars to artists they have on their covers. If I could only remember what string of movie reviews it was, but Travers repulsed me so much that I never picked up another copy again. Their politics doesn't help either. ;)

I wonder how important they are in the grand scheme of things, probably not much, I reckon.

But 4.5 on "classic" albums raises an eyebrow as to why. To be controversial to get subscribers?
My favorite reviews are like the Pinkertons, original 3 star and then bumped up to 5 stars 10 years later. Then again I can forgive that because underration obviously occurs. It's kind of like with Exile on Main St got a lukewarm reception from most critics or hip-hop.
Nov 19, 2012 9:11PM
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Hey, I don't care how Old Phartical it sounds -- the undeniable, sad decline of serious editing is a cruel blow to concision, clarity and flat-out understanding of the printed word* in this country.


*On screen or on paper.

Nov 19, 2012 8:58PM
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As far as RS stars are concerned, I (somewhat) famously wanted to give Lucinda's "perfect" Car Wheels five and they insisted it be four and a half. I got many apologies for that, though not from JW, who it's possible I haven't exchanged a word with since his sister's wedding circa 1979. Later a couple of my RS reviews in the early '00s got knocked down, in these cases without my being informed, and when Kimya D went from a four to a three I opted out of their freelance pool. I don't think this happened while I was on staff--it was a condition of employment for me. Wonder why JW didn't hold onto me longer than he did.
These days the idea that the mag oversees the rating is a given everywhere. I certainly see nothing wrong with negotiating ratings--younger critics are often pretty foolish about them. But in this post-edited era, fat chance.
Grump grump grump grump grump.

Nov 19, 2012 8:23PM
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A post about B+ stuff, no doubt ...

To finish up a small theme that may not come up anytime soon, sniffing around I discovered that Mel Brown played on T-Bone Walker's 1969 LP *Funky Town*, a gig which apparently factored into Brown's long (and according to me kinda meh) stint with Bobby "Blue" Bland in the '70s.

So I checked it out and yeah, changes my picture of T-Bone a bit, and for the better.

Is it as successful as, say, Hank Ballard's adaptation to soul 'n' funk? No.

Is it long enough? No -- nine cuts in 32 minutes doesn't make it.

Does it prove without question that T-Bone didn't stop evolving in the mid-'50s? Yes, absolutely.

It also refutes the notion that he became consistently more genteel.

At least one track that highlights Mel Brown belongs on a comprehensive T-Bone anthology.

So.

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Gdash, Mental as Anthing were bigger (and more enduring and endearing) then Men at Work.  They were so uncool that....they were still uncool.  The song titles said it all- "If you leave me, can I come to?", "The nips are getting bigger"(bout whisky) etc.  This is what happens when pub-rock meets art-rock.  Consider a best of, although Xgau gave Creatures of Leisure a B+ in '83.

 

As an aside, one of the original Mentals, Reg Mombassa,  went on to form Mambo art and clothing ( think really loud Hawaiian shirt) and was selected to create the Australian Team uniform for the opening ceremony at the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

 

Also, Colin Hay from Men at Work still perform the festivalcircuit solo, esp in his native Scotland.  Very entertaining, think LWIII without songs.

 

Sadly, Greg Hamm, whom played the flute riff on "Down Under" passed away a few months ago after ill health, accelerated by a protracted court case surrounding ripping the riff from "Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree", a kiddies song, from way back, presumed out-of-copyright.  The similarity was pointed out on a tv music quiz show. Lawyers got excited.

 

My tram route home passes his house everyday.

Nov 19, 2012 5:35PM
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"To anyone who doubts the greatness of Red I say stick with it. It's pretty great."

I agree. It takes at least three full spins before it starts to sort itself out, mainly because there's so much of it. (Suggestion: Pretend it's a double CD, and take a break in the middle.)

Say what you want about Swift's goody-goody image, her revolving door love life, or her licensing deal with Target, the girl knows how to craft a pop song.
Nov 19, 2012 2:45PM
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Anyone interested in a quality read on the current Gaza situation should head over to Mr Hull's blog.
Nov 19, 2012 12:54PM
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JimC--  Don't worry, I'm a "Fight Test" fan.

To all, today is Garifuna Day so quiet around here (last night was drum night). I intermittently have internet access, and plan to rock out today to the new Soul Jazz Black Caribes of Belize comp, plus a couple of random CD's I bought along the beach. Will let you know how it goes.
Nov 19, 2012 11:14AM
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Red is the first time I've concurred with Xgau about a Taylor Swift album (previously: A-, A+, B+), down to the 65-70% estimated success rate. We are always getting back together.
Nov 19, 2012 11:14AM
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Yeah, I was gonna say I was sure I had heard about that grade manipulation before, that Gann wasn't the only source, but I sure didn't remember it was from a CG itself. Impressive.

It's an open secret that diddling around with stars happens at *Rolling Stone* too, right?

Nov 19, 2012 10:44AM
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MSN ate my reply to spoonknife so I'm reposting it here.

Oh definitely the original "Reckless." The Tensnake remix is cute for how it recasts Sylvester-inspired house in a Madchester stylee. But it siphons out the fierceness as a result.

The Azari & III album was patchy (to this day, electronic dance music remains a singles genre) but apart from "Reckless," these were the tracks I rescued (in descending order of preference): "Into the Night," "Manic," and "Indigo."

Nov 19, 2012 10:08AM
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To anyone who doubts the greatness of Red I say stick with it. It's pretty great.
Nov 19, 2012 9:10AM
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JY- "The Last Boy" was a good read, though some have carped Leavy dwelt too much on the Mick's not so exemplary habits off the field. I always feel you have to take the good with the bad and thought she did well detailing Mantle the icon/hall of fame baseball player vs. Mantle the tormented, drunken, playboy. Her Koufax book is on my yet-to-read list as well.

 

JeffC- perhaps you have by now realized Vauche's latest incarnation is heaping praise upon Notre Dame's football team, which has returned to its former glory under the leadership of their eminently praiseworthy coach Brian Kelly. However good  this development may be for their worldwide multitude of fans and college football as a whole, the Fighting Irish have always been submerged at the bottom of my barrel, sunk even lower than the loathsome Seminoles, 'Dawgs and Crimson Tide of the NCAA world. I never, ever root for the Pope. Especially when he's a Nazi.

 

Now that I've affirmed myself as a bigot and dug myself one foot deeper into hell, I have one further request:

 

Cam- although I'm pretty sure you're a man of non-violence,  if on one of this week's outings you should cross paths with a nutty-acting, unshaven and unkempt software pioneer somewhere along the backroads or wilderness of Belize, please introduce yourself as the ghost of Greg Faull then proceed to beat him senseless before calling the authorities. Greg's old buddies would be most grateful.

Nov 19, 2012 9:07AM
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I wrote the preceding before I saw Greg's Meat Puppets post, which may indeed be the explanation. Completely forgot that. Greg, how do you do it?


Nov 19, 2012 9:03AM
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I edited Kyle Gann for a while--fruitfully, too; he's a very witting writer--but his CG work was overseen by Doug Simmons, who brought him to the Voice, and I doubt I would have instructed him the way Doug apparently did. I would have told him to imagine a fan of modern "classical" music as his target, not a music listener in general. I suspect Simmons was trying to cut into the penchant for generosity that is more likely in a relatively collegial microculture like the one where the music Gann cares most about is created than in the big, impersonal, and often money-driven world the CG was invented for.
The heavy metal story is an urban myth I've never heard before. I would have been over there with an elephant gun if anybody had changed a grade on me. My wonderful designer Jesus Diaz was a big prog fan and a funny enough guy to have started just such a rumor. Jesus was also a union stalwart and last I heard he was still there, which makes him the only survivor besides my old pal Robert Sietsema, mhy NAJP colleague Micheal Feingold, and the eternal Michael Musto. If you're in the vicinity, Jesus, I still think of you fondly.


Nov 19, 2012 8:59AM
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I need some thumbs down to get my day started.

The trouble with electronic dance music-

is that it's electronic-like in robot. And talk about convoluted reasons to enjoy it?

I mean, I meannnnn -what -you can't dance to rock?

Each to their own though.

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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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