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Mates of State

Cute Grows Up

By Xgau Nov 22, 2011 5:16AM

Mates of State: Team Boo (Polyvinyl '03)

Music box. Hurdy-gurdy. Pinball gallery. Turning point of silent movie. Between-innings entertainment at a minor-league ballpark. E Street pseudoclassical. Even, almost, ? and the Mysterians. That’s how pop history is conceived by Kory Gardner. Words aren't quite irrelevant‑-cf. "This is the whiner's bio," or "Set the rocks on fire." But they are ancillary. B PLUS

 




Mates of State: Re-Arrange Us (Barsuk '08)

Alternia knows two things about this duo: raw biography and raw sound. Married, two kids, publicly affectionate on stage; so tuneful they embarrass coolsters who think babies are icky, but also, due to how hard Kory Gardner pumps her organ and John Hammel meets his match, energetic, rendering the tunes forgivable. And right, sometimes their hooks are sugary enough to give me a tummyache too. But for Gardner to devote herself to piano as Hammel quiets down doesn't justify the consensus diagnosis of, eeuw, domesticity. Musical symptoms just aren't specific enough. Instead one must refer to those supposedly unmusical carriers of specificity, the words. Seldom anything special in the past, now they add up to a painful, unresolved song sequence about a couple who buy a biographically verifiable dream house and then hit the rocks as definitely the husband and possibly the neglected wife seek sexual solace elsewhere. So no, Pitchfork guy, you can't call "Blue and Gold Print" a lullaby just because it's slow and invokes the kiddies. No, Pop Matters guy, you can't praise the "The Re-Arranger"'s arrangement without noting that one thing getting rearranged is lives. Pop hooks deployed to keep up a good front are too complicated for tummyaches. Not heartaches, though. A MINUS

 

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Nov 24, 2011 11:48AM
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They forgot to put a copy number on mine.  Boo. I know it's one of 500 and was one of the last.

Oh well.  I'll just play it now for the first time and forget about it.  I don't know if this will exactly be music to make me think about giving thanks, but I got to hear it.

Nov 24, 2011 11:23AM
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The copy # is on the back of the cardboard sleeve, below the owl.

The vocals on Funeral Dress II are astounding; enormously pleasurable.

Edit: Copy # is handwritten.
Nov 24, 2011 11:17AM
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Michael, I just got my Wussy delivery last night.  Where did you find the copy # of FD II?
Nov 24, 2011 10:50AM
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As great as Fight Songs was, the fact that Satellite Rides was even better is scary.
If you wanted to get fancy about it, and I do, you could then blame this emotional trap on the same untrammeled capitalism that turns every young job seeker into a freelance contractor

I heard Satellite Rides and read the review for Fight Songs well before I actually heard Fight Songs, so I actually connect Bob's comments about the "emotional trap" of "untrammeled capitalism" to Satellite Rides, and especially "Buick City Complex."

Briefly, that song opens "Do you wanna mess around?" and the first verse is about wanting to get a relationship "right this time." Then the second verse is about how, actually, he doesn't want a commitment. Then, surprisingly, the chorus is about the protagonist and his love interest's building being torn down, so they need to move: "Where you gonna move/do you wanna mess around?"

So to cope, the protagonist wants to make out with the love interest. And he wants it to be meaningful. But he doesn't want a commitment. So the same "untrammeled capitalism" that is tearing down this building, which I assume is to build something bigger and more lucrative, keeps the protagonist roaming about, not settling down, transient, taking pleasures where he finds them, but not sticking around for long because he believes pleasure is inherently fleeting. And this is a mode of thought that can be ascribed to people my age, who are and perhaps may always be freelance contractors. We want stability, but economically we're learning that we can't have it, so we take it when we can have it, and move on when inevitably we're asked to. It's not that he's a bad person, I don't think. He just has a different take on love that is defined by his experience. That's how I read the song.

This essay was for the newcomers. Welcome y'all!
Nov 24, 2011 10:41AM
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Just want to add my voice to those who've said: Irene, Jock, Clown, welcome. Consider yourselves at home. Ain't no priesthood going on here -- whether self-annointed or otherwise (if there were I'd'a been outa here) -- but a fellowship of music-and-criticism appreciators like yourselves, one I hope you'll feel comfortable belonging to for much time to come.
Nov 24, 2011 10:25AM
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I still don't understand the claim that Christgau readers, or EW readers, do not think about moral or ethical issues, or how music affects the world around it, or what moral choices are tangled up with our entertainment choices. Some of the Clown and Irene discussion sounds to me like "Why aren't you talking about the things you are already talking about?"

Does the "moral lives" term come from William James? "The Moral Philosopher and the Moral Life" (1891)?  I have never read William James. 
Nov 24, 2011 10:24AM
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back with a vengeance much in vogue
my friend, the harlequin, the rogue
befriending the meek
his tongue tucked firmly in his cheek

you better come clean
I will not be a party to your scheme
you better come clean
how could anybody be so mean?

admit that I was misinformed
to wit, I'm lost and all forlorn
I'm tattered and torn
too tired to see how sick you've grown

you better come clean
I will not be a party to your scheme
you better come clean
how could anybody be so mean?

no more rock 'n' roll for you
no more rock 'n' roll for you 
no more rock 'n' roll for you 
no more rock 'n' roll for you 

no more rock 'n' roll for you 
no more rock 'n' roll for you 
no more rock 'n' roll for you 
no more rock 'n' roll for you 

poor old soul...
poor old soul...

come clean
I will not be a party to your scheme
I mean
the things you do just make me want to screeeeeeeeeeeeeam

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moral: orange juice comforts & improves health
bottom line: this FON hopes you have the happiest thanksgiving in the entire world, & is awfully thankful for you. (each & every one of you!! male, female or otherwise)
Nov 24, 2011 9:44AM
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I hope you will accept me into the fold with time. Don't break my heart.

In lieu of wasting cooking time making a list to prove I'm not the clown or the jock or anyone else who might *secretly be them!!!* here's my tune history: http://www.last.fm/user/bigfatsally Dates back to age 18 so...judge not lest you be judged etc.

And here is ClownDJ: http://www.last.fm/user/leonardmtnhigh (He might resent this move.) (Jock doesn't have one; despite his sensitivities he does defend college students' right to concussions and spends more internet time on fantasy football.)

Back to pumpkin souffle and green tomato & bacon soup. Sup well today, friends.
Nov 24, 2011 9:10AM
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There's always an arid half-hour or so on Thanksgiving where you are left to your own devices and maybe one of them is an online screen ...

With all the talk of art, critics, morality and politics recently, allow me to recommend this essay --

burraburrahttp://www.thenation.com/article/164752/mac-knife-dwight-macdonaldwordswords all

-- which is about lit rather than music (though it applies to art-culture as a whole). And superior to Menand's recasting of his introduction that appeared in last week's New Yorker. Entertaining and enlightening, enjoy.

Nov 24, 2011 7:48AM
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I absolutely do not understand why anyone here would be thumb-bombing Irene. But if anyone is here because they're my fan, let me say this--far as I'm concerned you should take it on over to ESPN and spend all day defending the right of college students to give each other concussions.
Nov 24, 2011 7:12AM
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yeah, just chiming in (for the last time, maybe) to warn y'all that ILX has been down all week--due to server trouble apparently. [idiot edit #31] so, if like me you're not all that crazy about unlikely coincidences, beware of sock-hoppin' trolls.

(have fun.)

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Wishing you all a safe and happy Thanksgiving.
Nov 24, 2011 4:18AM
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My copy of Funeral Dress II is #373. 
Nov 24, 2011 2:40AM
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I'm way too much of an egomaniac to have a sock puppet, let alone two or three.  Does that make me a bad person?
Nov 24, 2011 1:59AM
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Whenever I see people anonymously taking issue with my Funeral posts, I can't help but assume that it's because they wish that I would rank the song I discuss higher.  Prove me wrong, folks!  (Thumb bomb does not equate to that).
Nov 24, 2011 1:43AM
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Today feels like spring.  The sun: It melts the snow that fell yesterday.  Makes you wonder why it bothered.

Welcome back to my Funeral Advent calendar.

6. Day 5, track 2, "Neighborhood #2 (Laïka)"

With family death in the air, the first two songs on Funeral, and the first two in the four-part "Neighborhood" series, deal with losing family members, but whereas "Tunnels" chronicles an escape, "Laïka" details a jettisoning of older brother Alexander, a troubled youth who causes conflict within the family (fighting his dad until the police come, which the neighbors respond to by dancing in "the police disco lights"), whose lack of care for his fate results in one of my all-time favorite rhymes, even if the rhyme isn't perfect: "Our mother shoulda/Just named ya Laïka."  Just as the song hits that chorus, Pallett's violin progression sends the whole thing skyward before Arcade Fire resumes chanting about the sad story of Alexander, who makes his best attempts to forget about the family that abandoned him.

One thing that "Laïka" exemplifies about Funeral is a reason, though certainly not enough reason, that I prefer it to the band's second and third albums: The performance.  The scratched, barred harmonic guitar riff on top of that thudding drum beat that moves so lightly on its feet throughout the song, Pallett's soaring violin moving being replaced by an accordion riff (which later materializes vocally as "the police disco lights"), and the vocals that cheerlead the poor soul that they've cast away all come together to sound, as opposed to perfectly pre-conceived like on Neon Bible, spontaneous and spilling over with ideas, one of their most brilliant being comparing a brother to an innocent dog the Russians launched into space that died in Earth's atmosphere.
Nov 24, 2011 1:08AM
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Nothing sends you running to the record store faster than that full A xgau review.
'Cept maybe an A+ Xgau review.  Maybe.
Nov 24, 2011 1:03AM
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Hairy Irene, great to have you here.  I have a question for a self-admitted humorless feminist: What do you think of the Roots/Bachman kerfuffle?  Here at my house (two women, two men) we thought it was funny, and a couple of other people on the board have mentioned it, but I have seen places where people thought it was sexist and not cool.  Any thoughts? Anyone else feel it went over the line?
Nov 24, 2011 12:59AM
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Since we're talking favorite reviews, here's mine. Nothing was gonna make me feel good THAT week. Still an A plus from my boyhood hero came damn close.

 

BOB DYLAN: "Love and Theft" (Columbia) Before minstrelsy scholar Eric Lott gets too excited about having his title stolen--"He loves me! Honey, Bob Dylan loves me!"--he should recall that Dylan called his first cover album Self-Portrait. Dylan meant that title, of course, and he means this one too, which doesn't make "Love and Theft" his minstrelsy album any more than Self-Portrait's dire "Minstrel Boy" was his minstrelsy song. All pop music is love and theft, and in 40 years of records whose sources have inspired volumes of scholastic exegesis, Dylan has never embraced that truth so warmly. Jokes, riddles, apercus, and revelations will surface for years, but let those who chart their lives by Dylan's cockeyed parables tease out the details. I always go for tone, spirit, music. If Time Out of Mind was his death album--it wasn't, but you know how people talk--this is his immortality album. It describes an eternal circle on masterful blazz and jop readymades that render his grizzled growl as juicy as Justin Timberlake's tenor--Tony Bennett's, even. It's profound, too, by which I mean very funny. "I'm sitting on my watch so I can be on time," he wheezes, because time he's got plenty of. A PLUS

Nov 24, 2011 12:38AM
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Nice post Bradley, I remember that Old 97's review. Nothing sends you running to the record store faster than that full A xgau review. Or in this case the immediate download. As great as Fight Songs was, the fact that Satellite Rides was even better is scary. One of the only rewards of not being a professional critic is that I can just take the pro's word that Enya sucks without having to waste valuable time figuring that out for myself.
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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