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Ain't No Party Like an Alt-Rap Party 'Cause an Alt-Rap Party's So Unfashionable

By Xgau Jan 6, 2012 5:21AM


Canibus: C of Tranquility (iM)

He talks too much about how good he is only because nobody else will‑-and he is, damn it, he is ("Pine Comb Poem," "Golden Terra of Rap") ***


Scroobius Pip: Distraction Pieces (Strange Famous)

MCs all secretly believe they can do it on their own, but even the smart ones are a little too full of their own words ("Let 'Em Come," "Try Dying") ***

 

Del the Funky Homosapien: Golden Era (The Council)

For three highly listenable CDs‑-incorporating the previously download-only Automatik Statik and Funk Man‑-impeccable rapper's electro beats don't stop and only occasionally rise above ("Calculate," "Dzl Funk," "Fit  Like a Glove") ***

 

Murs: Love and Rockets Vol 1: The Transformation (DD172/Bluroc)

Quality alt-rapper tells the world how solid his career is with essential beats from solid careerist Ski Beatz, goes out on uncommonly anti-homophobic finale ("Animal Style," "316 Ways") **


Open Mike Eagle: Unapologetic Art Rap (Mush)

"Ain't no party like an art rap party 'cause an art rap party's so smart" ("Helicopter," "Mole in Your Ministry," "WTF Is Art Rap?") **

 

Awol One & Factor: The Landmark (Fake Four)

Depressive emo-rapper seeks help‑-good for him ("Daze Go By," "Don't Be Afraid") **


Lupe Fiasco: Lasers (Atlantic)

Catchier when he's articulating his ill-informed politics than when he's making nice to the big bad record company he doesn't actually defy, now does he? ("All Black Everything," "Words I Never Said") *


Pharoahe Monch: W.A.R. (We Are Renegades) (W.A.R. Media/Duck Down Music Inc.)

"Our revolutionaries want Grammys and Oscars/Making a mockery of the music to be pop stars," so this revolutionary makes a sermon of it instead, which doesn't work either until Jean Grae adds her mojo ("Assassins," "Haile Selassie Karate") *



 

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Jan 9, 2012 10:55PM
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I'm not a huge Woody Allen fan but Midnight in Paris (which I just saw) was one of my favorite films of 2011. 
I'll admit, the Luis Bunuel sequence was one of my favorite cinematic experiences of the past year.
Jan 9, 2012 10:27PM
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After catching up on this in time for tomorrow's post I have two quick and important questions:
 whose movies I find eye-rollingly ridiculous.  
Is this intended as a compliment? 
which Ryan disagrees with me HARD on 
Was that supposed to be "about which Ryan disagrees with me, HARD ON"? Were you calling him a name for disagreeing about a song? 

That is all. One really nice thing about EW to me is that it makes Tuesdays exciting. Fridays have always been good, but Tuesdays wow! 
Jan 9, 2012 10:14PM
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Mother Hover Car. Love it. Moby brings out the best in Duke, hear hear!
Jan 9, 2012 9:00PM
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In a 1,000 years will they all be calling Play a summit of human civilization? Busts of Moby available for your mantle, latin inscriptions--"The Man Who Made The Record That Kept On Getting Better"--and a wryness to the smile.

Your mother asks for it to be played at her funeral. Some critic is quoted as saying "This music makes more sense in a hover car." Humanity advances to the point where everyone thinks in music, and Moby tells children about heaven.
Jan 9, 2012 8:33PM
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Leonard Cohen and Ringo.

I'm excited about the new Leonard Cohen and Of Montreal. Ringo not so much. I downloaded the new first single from Of Montreal and it sounds pretty pretty good (stream it at P4k). Paralytic Stalks drops Feb 7th.

Jan 9, 2012 8:26PM
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Was plunging through my blog, looking at old posts from back when I started writing.  I'm cleaning up my Wordpress for some stuff I have planned, and I found this line.  I hope you like it.
Raditude is a lot like junior high.  You’re tolerable for about three minutes, your stupidity is annoying no matter how little you try to make that matter, and all of your music sucks.
Wiser me knows Raditude ain't that bad, but wiser me knows how right I am about junior high.
Jan 9, 2012 7:40PM
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I was a bit away from music in the first semester of the last year. Any of the first four were released at that time?
Three of the four, but if you're hanging out here I find it unlikely that you actually missed all three.

There are still tracks on that Nine Types album that just don't do it for me.  "New Cannonball Blues," "Forgotten," and "No Future Shock" (which Ryan disagrees with me HARD on) all fall just a bit flat, but all those other songs?  It's some Dear Science-level stuff, and that's such high praise coming from a person whose life that album changed.  "Will Do," "Second Song," "Repetition," "Caffeinated Consciousness," and those soft, puffy love songs at the front are all incredible.  "Killer Crane" is keen enough, too.
Jan 9, 2012 7:36PM
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I wish that you guys could see these scores update as I count each ballot.  It's going up and down like last week's Iowa caucuses, except the top four are all totally in this race.

With 38% of precincts reporting (I've counted twenty ballots), there's only one guarantee, and that's that this is exciting.
Jan 9, 2012 7:35PM
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Joey, I think certainly missed something, 'cause I was a bit away from music in the first semester of the last year. Any of the first four were released at that time? I liked very much TV On The Radio last album too, and I assume it wasn't much voted on the pool, right? I still remember a day I listened the entire album in the morning going to work. All the tracks sounding wonderful and full of details on my earphones. I think this didn't have happened with me since a long time. The lyrics are also offensively lovable, which I though strange in the beginning, but shortly I got used to it. It's some kind of hasty love, isn't it? But they're so true speaking that I quickly disregarded it and even absorbed it.

I got to be honest and say that Jens Lekman last one didn't catch me at first sign, although I discovered about him around 2010, but I sincerely don't know any composer nowadays so naturally funny and tragic at the same time. He also talks passionately about every detail of his life, friends, breakups and longing. I think I don't know anyone so full of passion and talented like him. And he makes it just being him, that's what makes him special. Mates of State was another great surprise I knew through here. Full of life, also. R.E.M. isn't so loaded anymore, but I think I'll always like Stipe voice.

I nearly loved Britney Spears too. I like her. I still don't know why I just don't usually think she's faking. She makes me believe her!
Jan 9, 2012 7:17PM
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Number five did not receive a full A.
Nine Types of Light?

Jan 9, 2012 7:08PM
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undun?
Heh.  No, not at all.  By "did not receive a full A," mind you that I mean an A- is eligible for such a category.  Hint: It's probably not your first guess.
Jan 9, 2012 6:18PM
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Since Raul is here and coming around to my sixth favorite album of the year, let me say that I'm counting his ballot and I think he might be the only one to not vote for any of the top four.  Me, I voted for three of the top four (them making up my top three, with the other one at my number eleven), so I'm not saying he's right to have done so, but I'm one to commend individualism.  Fun ballot to tally.
Jan 9, 2012 6:16PM
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In the meantime, Drake is sounding at least good after work. I also woke up singing "Shot for Me."

Number five did not receive a full A.
undun?
Jan 9, 2012 5:44PM
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I have now counted ten ballots, so all but one that I received through January third.  Some facts you guys might be interested in.

Fifty-eight different albums have been mentioned.
The four albums I thought would be up top are.
Number four is in a distant fourth.
Number five did not receive a full A.
Album number three is four points (and one mention!) behind the leader.
By point and by mention, the top two albums are tied.

We have ourselves a three way race, folks.
Jan 9, 2012 5:03PM
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I don't call things 'Golden' ages because I don't believe in such things. The 'Golden Age' itself is a halcyon myth of the ancients about a world and a time in which everything was perfect.  
Duke, understood and agreed. While it can at times be helpful to use as a kind of shorthand to refer to a specific period of creativity, it's probably best to avoid a loaded and sentimentalized term like "golden age" altogether.

I'd also agree that our last decade probably had more "great" films than the entire 1970s did. As Milo suggested below, one of the many pluses to balance out the minuses - in this case, the sheer number of filmmakers at work and the opportunities that exist outside the traditional studio system (the latter of which has its roots in the so-called "New Hollywood" but of course was always a key-if-sidelined-player in American film [from Maya Deren, Kenneth Anger, and Jonas Mekas to Ken Jacobs, Cassavetes, and Romero]).
Jan 9, 2012 5:01PM
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It makes me sad to hear that the Castro may not be showing movies any more. When I lived in SF in the 70s and 80s there were some half dozen repertory movie theaters, not to mention the art-house Surf chain, of which the Castro was a member at one point. I practically lived in those theaters. The thing is, even here in Tokyo the trend is toward total homogenization of the movie-going experience. Ten years ago, Tokyo was the equal of NY, LA and Paris in the diversity of movies that you could actually see in a real theater. There were dozens of small distributors who, among them, managed to make available every major film that was being released somewhere in the world, but that's all gone. Part of the problem, of course, is the economy; but mainly it's that the generation of moviegoers who made such diversity of taste possible before the turn of the millennium have grown older and there's no one to replace them. Young Japanese people only see Japanese movies, which in itself isn't a bad thing except that, like Hollywood, Japanese cinema now is dominated by a commercial mindset that reduces everything to formula, and I don't just mean plot formula. The business is controlled by large media corporations and talent agencies who are into synergy: TV series are adapted from manga and then re-adapted as movies with the latest "idol" stars. Of course, there's an "indie" cinema in Japan, too, but except for anime, most of the low-budget art films being made in Japan are still affected by the commercial exigencies of the large media companies, meaning they tend to use talent with "name value" that has nothing to do with actual "talent." The result is that even movies with aspirations toward something more meaningful than entertaining 13-year-olds seem overly contrived and lacking in originality. Part of the reason is the paucity of a critical culture. In Japan, all film critics are either pundits or PR flacks, so there's no discussion about the relative worth of movies as works of art or viewing experiences. No one wants to risk offending anyone else, which is how you get a superstar art film director like Sion Sono, whose movies I find eye-rollingly ridiculous. 
Jan 9, 2012 4:18PM
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IDK, call me a cynic--or a modern film appreciator--but I enjoy movies more on my own. No one talks over it, I don't have to pay £10, to see a movie in shitty 3D, and I get far more immersed in the film; it opens up more emotions and thoughts. In the cinema, I just want to zone out. Plus, at home, I can pause when I need a whizz.

So, who's seen The Artist?
Jan 9, 2012 3:40PM
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Well, Jason, I certainly wouldn't call these times a 'Golden Age' of cinema--I didn't call anything a Golden Age, actually, just quoting the buzzword for that decade.

My assertion was both more modest and less broad than that: simply, I think we may look back and say that there were more great movies made in America in the period we're living through than in the 70s. But that, as you point out, is not a 'Golden Age'. We call something an 'Age' when it seems to relate to itself with a kind of internal coherency--the 'Age of Sensibility', the 'Romantic Age'--and we're far too fractious to provide anything like that kind of backbone, at this point. 

Another feature of an 'Age' is forward momentum, and this too we lack. We are not collectively advancing cinema in this moment--some of us may be personally advancing it, but that's another matter. At this point, nobody's going to look back and say "American cinema between such-and-such date and such-and-such date revamped our entire idea of what a movie can be", which I think is pretty much exactly what has to happen before you can conjure something as an 'Age'. Anything else is just hyperbole.

I don't call things 'Golden' ages because I don't believe in such things. The 'Golden Age' itself is a halcyon myth of the ancients about a world and a time in which everything was perfect. I believe what makes an age an Age is that it offers something no other period or people can--thereby doing away with even the possibility of a 'Golden' age.
Jan 9, 2012 2:45PM
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Many of my greatest memories are from the Castro too (Rififi and the 70mm Wild Bunch and 2001 in particular). I really do hope it's a rumor. When I looked at their December schedule it looked depleted--closed two days a week, the sing-a-long Sound of Music for most of the rest. The January schedule looks like it's much better, so that's good.
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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