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Patterson Hood/Dylan Hicks

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By Xgau Sep 18, 2012 6:30AM

Patterson Hood: Heat Lightning Rumbles in the Distance (ATO)

Hood earned this avowedly autobiographical album by creating fictional and fictionalized characters for 20 years. Its dozen songs were conceived to bait a memoiristic account of a turbulent period or two in his twenties, but the book stopped coming midway through so he made an album out of them instead. Sweetly skeletal arrangements featuring various bandmates and his bassist dad underpin the quietest and most winning singing of his career, with lyrics so crystalline you never need the booklet. But you can bet their import would be clearer if the book was there too. B PLUS

 

Dylan Hicks: Sings Bolling Greene (Two Deuces)

This is complicated. Minneapolis critic and singer-songwriter Hicks recently published a debut novel called Boarded Windows, about which you can believe Dana Spiotta ("eloquent and unusual") and Greil Marcus ("whispered, confided, mused") or you can believe me ("buncha bohos wax clever about art until you want to paste someone"). Its seventh most important character is a country-singing aesthete of implausible renown named Bolling Greene. But these aren't simply Hicks's renditions of Greene's previously nonexistent songs. They're also songs about goings on in the novel itself to which Greene couldn't have been privy as well as a leftover about a golf course that, as Greene's widow complains in the notes, it's impossible to imagine the vaguely delineated cult hero writing. I love the first four and like all 10, because the same fine distinctions that make my teeth hurt at 252 pages are piquant at a hooky half hour of rhymes I can ignore at will. If you crave concrete detail in your songwriting, here's your fix, from "West Texas wind/Blowing headlines in my lap/Lonely Man Takes Nap/Chubby Girl Learns Tap" to "The musty olive carpet/The sticky minibar/The grainy baby movie/The broken VCR." A MINUS

 

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Oct 26, 2012 7:10PM
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EW vs. Pitchfork

EWIUPPL finishers that were eligible for the Pitchfork Poll (that is, were released after 1995): 95

Albums that placed in both polls top-100: 20

# of those albums which did not receive at least an A-: 2: 1 HM (the Avalanches), 1 Neither (Neutral Milk Hotel)

# of EWIUPPL albums which finished in the bottom half of the Pitchfork Poll: 9 (PJ Harvey, Wrens, Eminem, Robyn, Frank Ocean, Tune-Yards, D'Angelo, Libertines, Girl Talk)

# of EWIUPPL albums which did not place in the Pitchfork Poll: 66

# / % of these made by Sleater-Kinney, Wussy, Bob Dylan, Drive-By Truckers, Todd Snider, Amy Rigby, Gogol Bordello, Lil' Wayne, and Youssou N'Dour: 28, 42.4% (6 S-K's, 5 Wussy's, 3 Dylan's, 3 Truckers', 3 Snider's, 2 Rigby's, 2 Gogol's, 2 Wayne's, 2 N'Dour's)

# of artists who made both polls, but with different albums: 1 1/2 (Ghostface with Supreme Clientele vs Fishscale, and possibly Wilco depending on how you credit Mermaid Avenue.)

# of Pitchfork List top-100 albums not represented in the EW poll: 80

# of these which received at least an A- grade: 25, including 5 full A's (the xx, Burial, Vampire Weekend, Jay-Z, Spoon)

# / % of the remaining 55 albums which were made by Animal Collective, Radiohead, Wilco, LCD Soundsystem, Bon Iver, Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, Elliott Smith, Sigur Ros, Daft Punk, or the National: 27, or 49.1% (4 AC's + 1 Panda Bear, 4 Radiohead's, 2 each from the rest of them.)
Sep 21, 2012 10:54AM
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"I'd hate to think that a blog site like this one is a contributor to the roaring torrent of informal media noise."


As the Brits say, "leave it out!" Most certainly not -- let us not forget that the main course of EW is Bob's reviews -- the comments are the bittersweet digestif. And Bob is, as they say in Amsterdam, a "trademark of quality" and therefore one of those respected outlets I mentioned.

I still have as much to listen to as I can handle (today is a catch-up day, in fact), but PR operations don't see the need to send me enough major-artist releases nowadays, and it does seem, as Tom Hull put it, the percentage of crap is on the rise.

However, today is also "put away and organize all the festering piles of books and CDs" day and although I am shedding discs, LPs and bound volumes at an unprecedented rate for the past couple years, days like this it still feels like there's way, way too much.
Sep 21, 2012 5:54AM
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Rodney: I don't hear The Hot Rock as their peak, though "Get Up" is some special kind of wonderful and may be their skill peak, since the mix on Janet's drumming annoys me so, but I completely agree with your descriptions of All Hands On The Bad One and The Woods.

And spoonknife, your description of One Beat matches mine exactly. But now I've got to find an excuse to go on a drive so i can concentrate on it at my preferred volume to make good my promise to Kenny.

Work, work, work.

And to Milo and Tom: We are all the poorer for this turn of events, whatever the causes. I'd hate to think that a blog site like this one is a contributor to the roaring torrent of informal media noise, but it probably is. We kill what we love by overdoing it, yet seem incapable of stopping. Is that the strength and weakness of a a free society wrapped up in one?

Sep 21, 2012 4:08AM
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can't wait to read back over all these. Right now I just gotta be 300.


Sep 21, 2012 2:36AM
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"There are a lot of jazz records I would like to check out but don't get -- seems like more all the time, which is likely to turn into a death spiral for my jazz consumer guiding. (For example, I haven't gotten anything from AUM Fidelity for over a year, even though I've written tons about them. The only way I get a new Vandermark release these days is if it comes out on Clean Feed.)"

Change that to simply "records" and I think most reviewers are in much the same sad boat these days. I hate it. Old Fart or not, downloading to scan promo is way more hassle for me than grabbing discs from a pile and giving a spin -- that whole process can be over in less than five minutes and I can get more done as a series of titles play. And more and more you're pressured to declare serious interest in something you haven't even heard.

The one bright spot is that performers have told me good write-ups in respected outlets are in some ways more important than ever, what with the torrents of informal media noise roaring nonstop.
Sep 21, 2012 2:21AM
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"All Hands" sounded like a (small) retreat into formalist maturity after the peak of "The Hot Rock" (the last album I cut in making my poll list).  "One Beat" sounded like a band making the most of formalist maturity, which is usually the best case scenario for your favorite bands' lives.  "The Woods" blew it up and sounded like a band breaking into a new, second life (like "Experimental Jet Set...").  And then the band blew up. :(
Sep 21, 2012 1:37AM
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Thanks to sharpsm for the jazz recommendations. Trio M finished 78th in last year's Jazz Critics Poll, but I never got a copy. I rated the last records I did receive from Melford (and for that matter Delbecq) at A-, but they've been hard to come by lately. There are a lot of jazz records I would like to check out but don't get -- seems like more all the time, which is likely to turn into a death spiral for my jazz consumer guiding. (For example, I haven't gotten anything from AUM Fidelity for over a year, even though I've written tons about them. The only way I get a new Vandermark release these days is if it comes out on Clean Feed.) Lots more examples I could gripe about -- don't have the new Mary Halvorson Sextet everyone seems to love (but do, somehow, managed to get her crap, which gets rather confusing). Way too much stuff to buy on spec, given how little time I have and how little I make off this. Which isn't to say that I don't get stuff or that I don't find things nobody else writes about -- good recent example is that Michael McNeill piano trio I wrote about a couple weeks ago. A few years ago, at what now looks like the peak of JCG influence, I figured out that I was covering about 40% of everything released. Haven't tried remeasuring that, but 25% is a good guess. That's a lot, but also it's not.



Sep 21, 2012 12:21AM
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Ordering Dig Me Out, Tim and Slanted and Enchanted from CDNow the summer before my senior year of high school, on nothing more than Spin and Rolling Stone recommendations, was a life-changing event for me, and I wouldn't be posting this right now if I hadn't (I'm fairly certain I discovered our host's work by Googling Sleater-Kinney and happening upon either the CG or the 2000 Pazz and Jop).  Over the following 8 or 9 months I snatched up the other 4 available albums, and eventually everything Corin Tucker or Carrie Brownstein had ever released.  I've almost certainly devoted more ear-time to this band than any other, and I rank the catalog thus:

1. Call the Doctor
2. The Hot Rock
3. Dig Me Out
4. The Woods
5. All Hands on the Bad One
6. One Beat
7. the debut

I've flip-flopped the top two a number of times, and may yet again, but otherwise this order is fairly well-established.  The steepest dropoff comes between #5 and #6; in Christgauvian parlance, from something like a solid A to a low A-.  And I find this utterly confounding.  One Beat is a record I've never, ever connected with, and I absolutely do not understand why.  I find myself agreeing with Greil Marcus's assessment (http://goo.gl/fDakk) without being able to pinpoint exactly where or what the problem is.  I don't think any record has ever left me so inexplicably bewildered.  I haven't listened to it in quite some time, so maybe next time I do something will click, but I'm guessing I'll just end up maddeningly frustrated.  Again.
Sep 20, 2012 11:29PM
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After listening to One Beat nine times the week it came out I thought it fizzled toward the end and that "Sympathy" was a primary culprit. As a young agnostic-tending-toward-atheism, I found "The Size of Our Love" truer. But after observing more than one health crisis (not my own) over the last couple of years, I've come to understand the way of thinking in "Sympathy" can be emotionally crucial if you want to be able to function when your body or the body of your loved one is under siege. Not that I expect to convert on my deathbed, although who knows? But sympathy is worth too much to be a dick about.
Sep 20, 2012 10:36PM
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Michael: That's so interesting since I am normally the type who prefers Sound over Words. Those two songs, plus "#1 Must Have" don't really rock in the traditional sense, but I sure love all three of them. They are what cinch that album for me.

Thanks for caring. I think I better shut up now.

Thanks for the jazz recommendations, Nate.

Sep 20, 2012 10:26PM
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Kenny: I stand corrected regarding "Sympathy". Uhh, all I can say in humility is that I'll play it loud tomorrow and get back to you. I've been wrong before, in fact, just earlier today . . .

As for "Far Away", you're taking "I" to mean "we". That's the collective responsibility part, right? I didn't hear it that way before. Interesting.

Sep 20, 2012 10:25PM
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Whoa, Nate, why did you bury that post after midnight before an Xgau refresh? Down there everybody, down there.
Sep 20, 2012 10:21PM
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Greg -- the perspective is fine, but I wish better music was attached. That makes the perspective more compelling.  Kind of the reverse of that song Bob mentions in his CG review, which is killer music framing a completely unconvinving lyric that fails to indict a filmed accident as a crime against womanhood.
Sep 20, 2012 10:17PM
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And for the record, "Faraway" isn't backwards. The reason Corin can get along with people is because she is willing to take (personal or collective, "national") responsibility. She has some inkling that the problem isn't just with "you" -- and even if it turns out to be, wholly or in part, starting from the assumption that it is won't help.
Sep 20, 2012 10:12PM
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Greg, may I draw your attention to the song that closes "One Beat," please? The greatest album closer of all time.
Sep 20, 2012 10:12PM
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Couple/three excellent jazz releases I haven’t seen mentioned here or elsewhere (“elsewhere” meaning Hull’s or Monsen’s sites--I should get out more). 


Trio M: The Guest House--Myra Melford is intimidating as only a credentialed avant-garde pianist can be: Don Pullen protegee, Henry Threadgill and Butch Morris connections, thirst for discordant abstraction, off-the-scale talent and compositional genius. Here she hooks up with Mark Dresser on bass and Matt Wilson on drums (pick up the same group’s 2006 Big Picture while you’re out shopping) and somehow they come up with the most rhythmically irresistible jazz of the year. Begins with Wilson channeling Ziggy Modeliste under some of Myra’s catchiest discordant abstractions, then leads into the aptly-titled “Don Knotts” (it’s pretty jittery!). Further in, things veer toward the atmospheric and the plain gorgeous while maintaining the pulse, but on the African-sounding closer the two M’s loosen their ties and take Myra out dancing. A late 2011 release but I don’t know if anyone heard it in 2011. If it counts as 2012 it's a cinch for my top ten.


Nico Gori/Fred Hersch: Da Vinci--In 2008, after a two-month coma and the nearest near-death experience God allows before He calls you to your great reward, the very great pianist Fred Hersch built up his muscles enough to walk and play the piano again, then he got busy, putting out some of the best records of his career (I just gulped down both discs of his new Alive At The Vanguard without a break). Here he shares credit with an Italian clarinetist I’ve never heard of for an album of stately duets: mostly Hersch originals, one Gori tune, a couple of fairly arcane standards plus a closing “Tea For Two” that stands with Monk and Murray/Arvanitas. The Italian clarinetist turns out to be terrific, and this serves as the ideal introduction to Hersch the composer, containing unbeatable versions of some of his most indelible tunes (“Mandevilla” and “Down Home” in particular). 


Benoit Delbecq: Crescendo In Duke--A classically-trained French pianist usually so austere he makes Myra Melford sound like Leon Russell: who better to lead an Ellington tribute? But there’s nothing austere about it. Leading two superb American bands, Delbecq leans down hard on Duke’s neglected late copyrights (“The Goutelas Suite” in its entirety!), and with odd touches everywhere (African percussion and electric bass on “Portrait Of Wellman Braud”) creates something completely fresh. 


And if this is the year of the Old Guy in music (Dylan, Cohen, Wainwright, hey Jimmy Cliff, why not) can I get at least a couple of you to take a shot on Robert Cray’s new Nothin’ But Love? I swear, it’s the best batch of new songs the guy’s come up with in at least twenty years, with two absolute classics: “I’m Done Cryin’”, about a good man holding onto his dignity after his job is shut down and sent overseas (“They put the blame on the unions, like they always do”), and “Side Dish”, about how easy it is to lose your place as someone’s main course (“Turnip! Don’t cry, french fry! Carrots! Boiled carrots at that!”). Great cover photo too (what a car! what a suit!). Bonus track is a live Magic Sam cover you ought to hear (mistakenly credited at Allmusic to Pee Wee King for some reason, which would make it a Patti Page/Dean Martin/Dovells cover).

 

Sep 20, 2012 10:08PM
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Well there you go. One man's treasure is another man's B side.

I hope our divergence makes Lurker happy. H-h-h!!!

See you all tomorrow morning when the sun shines on some new tunes.

L,

G
Sep 20, 2012 10:02PM
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The reason I ask is that I agree that the title song is not much. "All hands on the bad one", what does that even mean? Althought the cover photo makes it a kind of joke.

But "Ballad of a Ladyman"? I love that song, and think it's an incredibly descriptive lyric about how women are guided to find a place in the entertainment industry, and in all of society by extension. And then, how Corin thumbs her nose at that guidance. I wouldn't be surprised if this first part actually happened to her.

"They say i've gone too far
with the image i've got and
they know i'd make a mint
with new plastic skin
and a hit on the radio!
Oh, tempations of a ladyman

I could be demure like
girls who are soft for
boys who are fearful of
getting an earful
but i gotta rock!"

That right there is a perspective worth going out of my way to make sure my daughters are introduced to.

Sep 20, 2012 9:57PM
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I apologize, Greg.  I was going off of memory.  "Ballad of a Ladyman" was the song I was talking about.  "All Hands on the Bad One" is a terrific song.
Sep 20, 2012 9:51PM
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Michael: By the "bad man" song that opens All Hands On The Bad One, do you mean "Ballad of a Ladyman" which is the actual opener or the title song, which is closer to the lyric you mention but is actually the third track?
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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