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Brad Paisley/The Lonely Island

The Wages of Saturday Night Live

By Xgau May 24, 2011 6:36AM

Brad Paisley: This Is Country Music (Arista Nashville)

Having touted multiculturalism and Saturday Night Live to open his 2009 album, Paisley cuts his sails, making nice to Nashville on a lead/title/theme track that touts salvation and Lee Greenwood (among other things), and then for an encore singing the praises of Alabama the group and Tennessee the state. But Paisley has always been Nashville‑-I'm more put off by the ones about drowning your sorrows in Mexico, a locale Nashville should leave to the Cancun crowd, and that hottie who's working on a tan, only unfortunately I can't stop humming it. Horny for his wife but not horny enough, loving her like she's leaving because he thinks that might help, his songcraft is undiminished, and he remains the smartest and nicest guy in his world. After those two openers comes one that defines hell as "payments you can't make on a house that you can't sell" (among other things). Patterson Hood has never said it better. A MINUS

 

The Lonely Island: Turtleneck & Chain (Universal Republic)

Here's a bonus DVD you'll want to waste a little time with. Funny thing is, though, some of these songs are funnier without the videos that are their reason for being. The Mr. Softee boasts of "We're Back!" need no visualization in a musical mode that's pumped phallocentric nonsense since Eazy-E was a woman beater, and "I Just Had Sex" seems less pathetic than it deserves when you glom the hotties who are putting bags over our antiheroes' heads. Then again, the over-the-top "Motherlover" is cut down to size when you glom its confident middle-aged sex objects, whereas Michael Bolton's "Jack Sparrow" feature falls flat without the movie takeoffs you can only find online. Parody is hard to sustain. That this follow-up provides so many laughs without flailing around in can-you-top-this? is a tribute to the comedians' musicality and their musician friends' willingness to make jokes of themselves. A MINUS

 

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May 27, 2011 11:34AM
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The Basement Tapes has a very funny moment for me during the song Million Dollar Bash when they start cracking up from a combination of the silly lyrics or the pot either way it makes me laugh too. Also,  a big shout out to an MC I only would have discovered through the CG is MC Paul Barman who is extremely funny. Ok, I'm late but had to add those.
May 26, 2011 10:09PM
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Inspired by Allen's post I played the following 5 Neil songs

1- Ambulance Blues

2- Hold Back the Tears

3- Little Wing (Hawks & Doves, not Jimi)

4- Falling off the Face of the Earth

5- Pardon My Heart

I wanted to avoid the obvious (Helpless) and with more thought I could keep going, back to Gaga now but thanks Allen for the brief distaction

May 26, 2011 9:23PM
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Turtleneck & Chain is short on concepts as wacky as "Dick in a Box" or "Space Olympics", but their, uh, flow is even better now.

I have a better grasp of the new Gaga than the new Paisley, which doesn't necessarily mean it's better, though it might be. I agree with M. Matos at eMusic that Gaga's recent singles sound a lot more purposeful in context on the album. Since we're only allowed to compare Gaga to gigastars now, I'll say that in this way, it's similar to MJ's Dangerous. Well, at least "Americano" is sharper than "Heal the World".
May 26, 2011 8:11PM
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Speaking of humour and defunct Aussie bands, I'd recommend any Mental As Anything best-of, especially for "Berserk Warriors" about Abba and "If You Leave Me Can I Come Too?", an essential contribution to "our romantic mythology" (to quote an Xgau phrase). Also Hoodoo Gurus' Stoneage Romeos, my all-time favourite Aussie album: 11 tuneful and funny songs, mainly about death and loss.
May 26, 2011 7:50PM
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Current listening: a self-made comp of quieter Neil Young songs, made for a friend of my wife.  Especially digging a couple of tunes that are high up on the "lovely" and "goofball" Neil lists: "Lost in Space" and "Will to Love."  Also liking the Chrome Dreams version of "Too Far Gone," which my wife says always reminds her of Lucinda W.
May 26, 2011 7:30PM
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agreed on the gaga album tracks improving on the singles, especially the german one and "bad kids," but that e street closer is a monster.
May 26, 2011 6:53PM
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I will say this for Lenny: the first time I saw it (on HBO at my uncle's house in 1979) I was much less knowledgeable about the details of his life, and a big Hoffman fan, and it impressed me enough that I bought a copy of How to Talk Dirty not long after.   Tried to watch it again recently and gave up about a half hour in, unable to see what I saw in it then, though I'm still grateful for it.
May 26, 2011 5:58PM
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Did anybody else scan the "Amazon Lady Gaga" article to the right?  Touches on some of the downloading questions that have been covered here.

May 26, 2011 5:29PM
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If Gaga refers to her entourage/posse/organization as the House of Gaga, then all of us here at Expert Witness must be inside the House of XGauGau.Smile
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New Xgau NAJP post -- on a Russian music journalist getting major shitlist for ruffling the wrong feathers.
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Lenny  is indeed a drag unless you really need to see some assorted biographical details strung together with some enactments of assorted routines. But I recommend catching Steve Cuiffo, whose Bruce imitation is uncanny (at least vocally, which is nearly all I know of Bruce, having seen very little footage of him).

 Low Cut C. -  Speaking of imitations, my saying that Jaxon was impersonating a white man impersonating a black woman was my obviously inept attempt at a joke, i.e. I  thought he was white, ergo he was impersonating a white man. 
May 26, 2011 4:40PM
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Joe: For me it's not so much that she aims for Springsteen and hits Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler, it's that she makes Meatloaf and Bonnie Tyler seem like classic rock on a par with...well, Springsteen. That's some alchemy I wasn't prepared for, but I can't stop playing the thing.

Jason: Don't be too quick to let Bob Fosse off the hook. What kills the movie is Fosse's Broadway A-star contempt for the lowlife milieu Lenny came up through, his shock that people would ever perform in such places (he photographs the nightclubs as if they're supposed to be a vision of hell). And, yeah--Dustin Hoffman's dreadful. 
May 26, 2011 4:37PM
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Thank you, Mr. Gubbels -- you may indeed speak for me because that's damn near exactly what I would have posted, except more thorough.

PS: Having now looked back over it myself, I will add that Kael's review has a top-notch description of Bruce's performing style and the power of his "magotty vitality."
May 26, 2011 4:20PM
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Hoffman's no good in Lenny?
I won't speak for Milo, but I think the problem is less Hoffman (although it is him, too) and more the flawed hagiography of the film, which is even more the fault of Julian Barry's screenplay (based on the 1971 play) than Bob Fosse's direction.

It's been many years since I watched it, so rather than get it all wrong I'll just quote Pauline Kael, who happens to be sitting beside me in book form:

"[Lenny] is conceived for well-meaning innocents who never saw Lenny Bruce and who can listen to Dustin Hoffman delivering bits of Bruce routines and think, People just didn't understand him then - he isn't shocking at all."

and

"Why the sociological black-and-white investigatory style for a subject like Lenny Bruce? The style says, Listen, kids, this is going to be about a very important man; be quiet, now - remember you're in church. The movie turns out to be the earnest story of a Jewish prophet who shouldn't have got involved with a shiksa junkie."

and finally 

"Hoffman's Lenny Bruce, like [stage Bruce Cliff] Gorman's, is on your side. Lenny Bruce was on nobody's side.....We hadn't known how many taboos we were living with, and how many humiliations and embarrassments we were hiding, until we heard him pop them off one after another, like a string of firecrackers. That's what a  Bruce routine did, and why it felt liberating.....When Hoffman's Lenny tells the people in the club that he feels like urinating on them, Hoffman's tone is uncertain and his blank face says that he doesn't understand why Bruce felt that way. The screen never ignites; you're listening to Lenny Bruce's shticks and you don't even feel like laughing."
May 26, 2011 4:10PM
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@sharpsm: Didn't mean to say there weren't musical triumphs on the Gaga record. Just that the initial impact felt more cultural than musical. So did a lot of Madonna albums (everything up to Erotica, actually). Having lived with it all of, um, four days, does seem kinda samey in its thumpa-thumpa, and if she's inspired by Springsteen in her quest for freedom rock (her words, not mine), she's coming up a little more Meatloaf/Bonnie Tyler. Which is appropriate and awesome in its own way. And also makes the moto-centaur cover make a lot more sense. Gaga outta hell!
May 26, 2011 3:40PM
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I don't find "Catholic Girls" (or really any part of Zappa's canon except tiny chunks of the first three) funny, but the part where Dale Bozzio goes "Warren Cuccu-ru-llo" is one of those little fleeting moments of transcendence in the weird wide world of popular music.

 

Hoffman's no good in Lenny? I didn't make it to that part of my Leonard Maltin Movie Guide before Blockbuster got rid of all its VHSs and you had to go somewhere in cyberspace to get anything remotely obscure, so I've never seen the thing. But I'll bet you there's some real good dancing in it.

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So I'll pile on and add the recently reviewed Gurf Morlix and Blaze Foley.
Indeed. Happened to get my hands on a digital copy of Foley's vinyl-only self titled record from 1984 today, with a pretty damn good version of "Oval Room" on it. Funny guy.
May 26, 2011 1:50PM
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First listens can be a bit sketchy, but I must admit that in my limited familiarity --- "Born This Way" registered stronger than "This is Country Music".  The Gaga singles actually sounded weaker than the album tracks.
May 26, 2011 11:56AM
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If we've moved on to The Mountain Goats, I'm pretty sure we've strayed from the territory Milo originally described.  So I'll pile on and add the recently reviewed Gurf Morlix and Blaze Foley.  Todd Snider, who I love dearly and about whom I agree with Bob should go to the top of the list, owes Blaze a sizable unpaid debt.

 

And before the Brad Paisley thread fades, I want to throw out some serious love for Bobby Pinson.  Matching the PJ Harvey-inspired dichotomy that Bob highlights in his Stores From the City, Stories From the Sea review, I find myself more naturally attracted to Pinson's truck with the cracked windshield and his buddy's Camaro going "90 mile an hour down Red Rock Road with 'Born To Run' blastin' on the radio" than Paisley's domestic dreams and sociological assessments.  Not denying Paisley's exceptional song writing skills, his prolific output, his rocking guitar, his humor, or for that matter his domestic dreams and sociological assessments, just saying that on Paisley's web site you can buy a video game.  On Pinson's, you can get him to perform at your party from "the back of a regular size pick-up bed parked on level ground---a (NEW) sheet of 3/4" 4x8 plywood will need to be placed flat in the bed ".

 

Just sayin'.

May 26, 2011 11:29AM
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Am waiting to get my hands on a physical copy, Sharp. I decided there was no way to fully comprehend the thing through earbuds.
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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