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Cotton Mather/Oasis

Oh--You Mean Those Beatles

By Xgau Apr 13, 2012 5:37AM

Cotton Mather: Kontiki (Deluxe Edition) (Star Apple Kingdom)

Pieced together in 1997 from impulsively conceived, doggedly recorded scraps of DAT and four-track by Austin mastermind Robert Harrison and a Memphis tape wizard who loved how Big Star the band was, Cotton Mather's second album caught the attention of some British Beatles fanatics d/b/a Oasis, who brought them over to open and even generated some U.K. sales. While allowing his vocal resemblance to "John Lennon with a Southern accent and a head cold," Harrison's extensive notes don't cite the Beatles much even though "My Before and After" resembles "Ticket to Ride" more than its supposed inspiration "(Reach Out) I'll Be There" and "Private Ruth" echoes "For No One" straight up. Harrison is no more a genius than Noel Gallagher, so though the lyrics aren't spaced-out gibberish or obvious pap, they're unequal to the music‑-which definitely beats, for instance, the last three songs on the first Big Star album, and even more remarkable, kind of makes you appreciate Oasis. (N.B.: I'm recommending the Deluxe because it's new and much cheaper, not because I expect ever to listen to its alternates and new ones for anything except the research I presume is now complete.)  B PLUS

 

Oasis: Stop the Clocks (Sony BMG '06)

One of the many things I never got about this band was where the Beatles were. Where was the ebullience, the wit, the harmonies, God just the singing, and, uh, the songwriting? Cotton Mather made me understand that when Oasis say they love the Beatles they really mean they love the post-Help!, pre-Sgt. Pepper Beatles. Since that span encompasses Rubber Soul and Revolver, many would say tally ho, but (a) not me 'cause I love the Beatles start to finish and (b) only if you're writing songs as good as, uh, "We Can Work It Out." Instead Oasis, meaning loudmouth bro Noel Gallagher, write songs that resemble "We Can Work It Out" in thickened texture and momentum but not depth or charm, then add arena size in the swagger of the drums and the bigged-up vocals themselves. This band-selected best-of‑-two discs lasting 87 minutes, like an old-fashioned double-LP except it's only 18 tracks‑-capture their sonic moment as fully as any freelance music historian needs. A 2010 package repeats 11 of these songs and adds 16 others‑-too many, I say. Also, it omits the opening "Rock 'n' Roll Star." If ever there were guys whose message to the world is summed up by an opener called "Rock 'n' Roll Star," it's these bigheads. B PLUS

 

267Comments
Apr 17, 2012 12:45PM
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Yeah, thanks, Danielle, have you looked in the mirror?
Apr 17, 2012 7:20AM
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LOLOLOLOLOL EW's biggest crank vs EW's biggest doofus. WHO WILL REIGN SURPREME???
Apr 17, 2012 6:29AM
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Oh well, some people never grow up. You still got a few more years, buddy.
Apr 17, 2012 3:49AM
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Fu*k off!


Same to ya, buddy. Haven't read more than the first sentence of your posts in months and haven't missed an important thing, far as I can tell.

Apr 17, 2012 12:42AM
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'Spend more time listening to music in its variety, responding to it, and less calibrating it.'

Fu*k off! The polls have nothing to do with Xgau--bar showcasing many albums he has enjoyed and critiqued positively. And, as for putting off new users, give me some goddamn evidence--even, some statistics! Either take part or don't; don't be a dick about it.


I appreciate, that some people may find the lists boring. I find some of the topics of conversation on this board boring, too (often involving periods of time I have no knowledge of, or listing songs in lists, that have no meaning, or which make no sense to me [probably, my fault]). But, I would never ask anyone to stop, as I find that sort of behaviour dickish! Oh, no, let's not talk about this--or, don't say that--as it's boring. Fuuu*k oooff!


I enjoy making lists a. because I find it fun, b. because it opens up my ears even more, makes me listen harder, and I often realise I like/dislike something more, than I thought. I understand, that some people find sitting at their computer, inserting albums into a list, tedious.

Apr 16, 2012 11:27PM
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Republicans for Voldemort is wonderful. I imagine it's a punk band made up of snotty young men who are very late to the game, wrt the chronology of our shared cultural telos. 
Apr 16, 2012 11:22PM
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Thanks to all who threw out suggestions for the near-Beatles project (I now have an hour-long playlist I call "Not The Beatles, But Not Oasis Either"). I was especially tickled by Milo's nominations--I do love me some Paul Revere and The Raiders--and the Spongetones and Ray Columbus were genuine revelations. I remembered another: NRBQ's "This Love Is True"--close harmonies atop contrapuntal acoustic guitar and, hey, dig those bongo drums! 

Apr 16, 2012 10:42PM
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Punishment Candy (divorced indie rock duo, their name sets up analysis for lazy rock critics to describe their attractive melodies and the distancing effect of their layers of guitar noise)
Apr 16, 2012 10:36PM
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Bald (the actual name of the band Justin Vernon will be in when he turns 50)

Republicans for Voldemort (stole it off a bumper sticker this weekend)

Community Service (band members met in jail)

Richards Dick (Stones cover band)

Take Three Capsules By Mouth Daily (trance rock)

Apr 16, 2012 10:30PM
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I also propose that Xgau be a dear and pick out the best one for us if there are a decent number of submissions--butttt you know how he is when you try to make him do what you want.
Apr 16, 2012 10:23PM
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Ronnie and the Pilgrims of St. Michael (male French-language Supremes cover group)

Apr 16, 2012 10:22PM
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Hieronymous Bitch (screamo)

Moon Moan (freak folk)

I'd Fcuk Neal Cassady (math rock)

Tend Yr Garden (solo acoustic folk)

Cathartic Catharsis (dude wi/ laptop)
Apr 16, 2012 10:21PM
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I submit….

 

the Poorly Hidden Pregnancies

 

Runners-up: Farley Granger & the Celluloid Closets, Skronk Merchants, the Aw Shucks, Ready Set Forget, the LBJ Pez Dispensers, Hee Ha Ho Ha, She Fakes He Doesn’t, Mitch McConnell, Poll-Override [math-rock], the Hesitation Wounds and Give It To Me Dr. Murray

 

Possible black metal battle of the bands: Kristallnacht v. Dachau Deathstar

Apr 16, 2012 10:20PM
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ex-Starz
I have a gold vinyl 7" of "Cherry Baby" that is my #1 single of all time.
Apr 16, 2012 10:12PM
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For backstory, my next-door neighbors as a kid were the now-defunct married couple of Brendan Harkin (ex-Starz) and Caroline Peyton (who now has some delightfully shitty Numero Group reissues). Their twin daughters were not particularly sightly, no. Perhaps I'll provide a scan of one of the Christmas cards my fambly still gets from Caroline sometime.
Apr 16, 2012 10:09PM
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I don't like the polls myself. I don't find they provoke interesting conversation[...] Everyone will do what they want, but I definitely check out for anything to do with polls.
Nora, it's like you crawled into my head and said what I thought without being annoying or cutesy. Anyway I respect that lots of people here like polls and the discussion is interesting to THEM, but too many of them sure gets to be a drag. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA and that is brief answers to simple questions. TONIGHT'S--BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF TIME--SUBMIT YOUR BEST FAKE OPENING ACT NAME. Be sure to name your genre in you have one in mind.

My submission is THE UNSIGHTLY TWIN DAUGHTERS. Probably an alt-country act, but too serious and kind of sh!tty.

*Both this idea and my submission were a collaborative effort involving the brains of Jason & Ryan.
Apr 16, 2012 10:08PM
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Xgau -- I dispute your use of 'disinterested' for 'uninterested': what say you?
Apr 16, 2012 9:32PM
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Finding Xgau recommendations buried in B-minus reviews is one of many special talents Cam possesses. When I first read Xgau I think maybe one of the things that might have given me pause was his general panning of Alan Price, who I liked. I know I liked O Lucky Man (a B-minus), but it could be that This Price Is Right (which he mentions favorably in the review) would put it to shame. I see an import CD from 1996 (that looks just like a vinyl album in the picture of it on Amazon). I just hope it really is a CD, because Alan Price had a lot to do with what made the early Animals great, and I'm game to give this a listen now that it has been mentioned here.

Apr 16, 2012 9:21PM
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spending all of your time carefully rearranging your baseball cards

Me as a 9 year old. And I say that with great affection.


Still got all of them except the ones my first wife threw out. My first CD player came from selling doubles of Carl Yastrzemski's rookie card.

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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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