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Cotton Mather/Oasis

Oh--You Mean Those Beatles

By Xgau Apr 13, 2012 5:37AM

Cotton Mather: Kontiki (Deluxe Edition) (Star Apple Kingdom)

Pieced together in 1997 from impulsively conceived, doggedly recorded scraps of DAT and four-track by Austin mastermind Robert Harrison and a Memphis tape wizard who loved how Big Star the band was, Cotton Mather's second album caught the attention of some British Beatles fanatics d/b/a Oasis, who brought them over to open and even generated some U.K. sales. While allowing his vocal resemblance to "John Lennon with a Southern accent and a head cold," Harrison's extensive notes don't cite the Beatles much even though "My Before and After" resembles "Ticket to Ride" more than its supposed inspiration "(Reach Out) I'll Be There" and "Private Ruth" echoes "For No One" straight up. Harrison is no more a genius than Noel Gallagher, so though the lyrics aren't spaced-out gibberish or obvious pap, they're unequal to the music‑-which definitely beats, for instance, the last three songs on the first Big Star album, and even more remarkable, kind of makes you appreciate Oasis. (N.B.: I'm recommending the Deluxe because it's new and much cheaper, not because I expect ever to listen to its alternates and new ones for anything except the research I presume is now complete.)  B PLUS

 

Oasis: Stop the Clocks (Sony BMG '06)

One of the many things I never got about this band was where the Beatles were. Where was the ebullience, the wit, the harmonies, God just the singing, and, uh, the songwriting? Cotton Mather made me understand that when Oasis say they love the Beatles they really mean they love the post-Help!, pre-Sgt. Pepper Beatles. Since that span encompasses Rubber Soul and Revolver, many would say tally ho, but (a) not me 'cause I love the Beatles start to finish and (b) only if you're writing songs as good as, uh, "We Can Work It Out." Instead Oasis, meaning loudmouth bro Noel Gallagher, write songs that resemble "We Can Work It Out" in thickened texture and momentum but not depth or charm, then add arena size in the swagger of the drums and the bigged-up vocals themselves. This band-selected best-of‑-two discs lasting 87 minutes, like an old-fashioned double-LP except it's only 18 tracks‑-capture their sonic moment as fully as any freelance music historian needs. A 2010 package repeats 11 of these songs and adds 16 others‑-too many, I say. Also, it omits the opening "Rock 'n' Roll Star." If ever there were guys whose message to the world is summed up by an opener called "Rock 'n' Roll Star," it's these bigheads. B PLUS

 

267Comments
Apr 14, 2012 5:07PM
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Oh my god Nick what a question. I was gonna warn you to bring an extra blanket in case you're discovered but I guess New Hampshire is pretty remote? I agree wrt "Waterloo Sunset." I don't think "Strawberry Fields" tingles me at all. Tingly and pretty, I guess, or maybe the word is smoldering: "Deeper and Deeper" (Madge). At the risk of sounding self-obsessed, the Caetano Veloso song "Irene" is pretty, relaxed and summery in a way similar, if more Brazilian, to "Waterloo Sunset." I don't know if this makes me a dork but I think "Close to Me" by The Cure works--communicates nervous excitement to be with your sweetheart. 

Others: "Vision of a Kiss" and "Summer of Love" by B-52s, "My Wandering Days Are Over" by Belle & Sebastian. "Summertime" as performed by whomever makes you most tingly. Sam Cooke for me. "Just Like A Baby" by Sly & etc. "She's Not There" by the Zombies, "Good Enough" by Bonnie Raitt, "You Made a Man Out of Me" by Otis Redding, "Remember (Walking in the Sand)" by the Shangri-Las, "Ladytron" by Roxy Music, "Shake Up Their Minds" by Marshall Crenshaw, "Here Comes the Night" by the Beach Boys. 
Apr 14, 2012 4:54PM
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I gave the Beady Eye album a listen when it came out. Hated, hated, hated it. There's more Sgt. Pepper/ McCartney aping in Liam's writing than anything Noel has ever done, IF I REMEMBER RIGHT. I've never loved Oasis at all, but their B-side collection Masterplan I remember thinking was actually pretty damn good. What's the Story never clicked.
Apr 14, 2012 4:06PM
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OH GOD NOW WE KNOW IT TAKES ALEX WILSON BETWEEN SEVEN AND NINE SONGS TO CLIMAX WHY
Apr 14, 2012 4:03PM
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LOL, Joey, that's exactly how it went! Surprised Tongue out

And, no wise cracks about how long it takes me to cum, please! Tongue out
Apr 14, 2012 3:58PM
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For eleven or twelve songs, a couple is picnicking.  For around eight more songs, the couple gets down to some PICNIC SEX.  For the remaining fourteen or so, picnicking resumes.

Jolly good show.
Apr 14, 2012 3:43PM
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Nick, this is my mix of beautiful/love songs (tracks 1–11/12 & 20/21–34), and picnic fukin' songs (tracks 12/13–19/20) [slashes indicate transition periods, LOL]:
  1. The Velvet Underground: 'Candy Says'
  2. Arto Lindsay: 'Simply Beautiful'
  3. The Beatles: 'Here Comes the Sun'
  4. Al Green: 'Jesus Is Waiting'
  5. The Kinks: 'Waterloo Sunset'
  6. Sly & the Family Stone: 'Hot Fun in the Summertime'
  7. Derek & the Dominos: 'Thorn Tree in the Garden'
  8. Latin Playboys: 'Forever Night Shade Mary'
  9. Moby: 'Porcelain'
  10. Bob Dylan: 'Like a Rolling Stone'
  11. Michael Jackson: 'Human Nature'
  12. Fleetwood Mac: 'Second Hand News'
  13. Justin Timberlake '(Oh No) What You Got?'
  14. Kanye West: 'Gorgeous'
  15. Nicki Minaj: 'Blazin''
  16. Li'l' Wayne: 'Mrs. Officer'
  17. Frank Ocean: 'Novacane'
  18. LL Cool J: 'Around the Way Girl'
  19. Kings of Leon: 'Sex Is On Fire'
  20. Aretha Franklin: 'You and Me'
  21. Michael Jackson: 'The Girl Is Mine'
  22. Wussy: 'Don't Leave Right Now (Acoustic)'
  23. Paul Simon: 'Peace Like a River'
  24. Derek & the Dominos: 'I Am Yours'
  25. The Magnetic Fields: 'I Don't Believe in the Sun'
  26. The Rolling Stones: 'Sweet Virginia'
  27. Fleetwood Mac: 'You Make Loving Fun'
  28. Latin Playboys: 'If'
  29. Steely Dan: 'Any Major Dude Will Tell You'
  30. Rod Stewart: 'Every Picture Tells a Story'
  31. Kanye West: 'Late'
  32. John Lennon: 'Imagine'
  33. Drive-By Truckers: 'Outfit'
  34. The Indestructible Beat of Soweto: 'Indoda Yejazi Elimnyama'

Spotify playlist: http://goo.gl/aocFa (Warning: The Beatles song is weird! The Lindsay is, also, missing!)

Apr 14, 2012 3:41PM
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IMPORTANT FOLLOW-UP ALERT!
Nick, do you mean pretty songs in general, or ones designed, to be played to a significant other (while having sex at a picnic)? I'm gonna go with just beautiful songs in general, if you don't mind!
via Alex James Wilson on Facebook: "Alex James Wilson is listening to the playlist Picnic Sex on Spotify."
Apr 14, 2012 3:39PM
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Back in the nineties, I was listening to whatever my dad played.  I think I know like every song from The Simpsons' first ten seasons by heart.

IF YOU WANNA GO TO HELL YOU SHOULD TAKE A TRIP ON THE SODOM AND GOMORRAH ON THE MISSISSIP
Yuck, what am I doing here? Outing myself as a britcrit? 
I appreciate how appropriate of a reaction "Yuck" is to britcrit.
Apr 14, 2012 2:50PM
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So this B+ for Stop the Clocks is too low. Not that I've ever been fan enough of Oasis to listen to their albums. It's just--I remember almost every one of these tracks as "the best song in the Top 40" from the time they were in the Top 40, or roughly most of my impressionable childhood. And there's a damn good reason I remember all of them: they're all easy to distinguish from typical radio fair: weird, textured (here not an insult), great singing, and unforgettable--sorry, but yeah--melodies. Could be I saying all of this only because I--I think unlike most of you--listened only to the radio in the 90s? Yeah, probably. But, I had no other options as a kid. This stuff was simply the best I heard. 

I want to play this fcuker on repeat, and remember what it was to be seven. I had those light up heel shoes and neon pink/blue spandex-waist jorts, both to the surprise of everyone who thought at a 5'7" boy must surely be a lot older than seven. 

Also, I'm happy to note: listening again to The Importance of Being Idle (the best track here) finally puts to rest the biggest issue I had with lyrics as a kid. Turns out Gaallagher's not actually saying "I'll be fine if you gimme a lemon / a man's got a lemon." 

Thought forever the first song on Kid A was an allusion to the lemon thing. Yuck, what am I doing here? Outing myself as a britcrit? 


Apr 14, 2012 2:07PM
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"supernal" Rave Mix
Kevin-- I'm not sure if I've found this or not. If you are correct that Rave Mix is a precedent for History of Our World, then I have not. But if that isn't true, it may be The Prettiest Breakbeat tape. My reasons for speculating about this one are that it's from 1993, and Blentwell has this to say about it:
For all of you new-jacks who are getting loose with "neu-rave" on your iPizzy. Check out this "OG rave" mix circa 1992 from one of NYC's hardest working DJs - DJ DB. You might have heard of DB from his famed US DnB store Breakbeat Science or from his recent DnB mix CDs. But that is just a small slice of DBs prowess. He has been in the game since WAAAAAY back in the day. And this mixset is a great example of DB's sound back in the NASA days. Unlike most Old School mixes this is not just a collection of 140+ bpm CDs cut mixed together. Witness the sounds behind rave and the birth of drumandbass.
Admittedly, that's a sketchy link, but it's the closest thing I've ever found to a reference to a "rave mix" by DJ DB outside of Xgau's DJ Nasty review. Regardless, Breakbeat is indeed pretty wild, and you can get it here:

http://goo.gl/9U8xJ

Let me know what you think.

P.S. Thanks Chris. Now I know that Xgau and I just disagree about After Murder Park
Apr 14, 2012 1:54PM
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Speaking of which, After Murder Park is on my list of best records never reviewed by the Dean. 

From the essay on Black Box Recorder:

Nobody discusses Black Box Recorder without bringing in the Auteurs, and I wouldn't think of it. But after weeks of pondering why I'd A-listed New Wave, reaccessing the follow-up I once liked less, suffering through the bad Steve Albini product I'd missed 
I have to second this. Steve Albini was not the producer for Luke Haines.

Apr 14, 2012 1:16PM
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Sh!t, Cam, I thumbsed you down! Confused I apologise! Tongue out

Nick, do you mean pretty songs in general, or ones designed, to be played to a significant other (while having sex at a picnic)? I'm gonna go with just beautiful songs in general, if you don't mind!
Apr 14, 2012 12:29PM
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"It was out of print by then so I searched every used record store for years."

Yeah about the only thing that gets me all fist shakey at "you kids today" is the ease with which y'all can now acquire fu(ktons of media. Do you whippersnappers KNOW how long it took me to find that dang Payoff Mix? (3 years) Fortunately, by the time I heard about Big Star, that one-disc reissue of the first two records was already out.

But the feeling lasts about two nanoseconds when I remember all the nifty music Cam and Rod and the interwebs have brought us. And the fact that I no longer have anything burning on my want lists (movie or music).

Except...not exactly burning but what about DJ DB's Rave Mix, which Xgau mentioned in his original review of Journeys By DJ: Billy Nasty Mix? He said it was "soon to be commercially available in rather different form" which I assume became The History of Our World Part One: Breakbeat & Jungle Ultramix by DJ DB. Since the latter is the finest full-length from the heyday of electronica (and since Xgau Neithered it), I have doubts about this "supernal" Rave Mix. But I'd still like to hear History in rather different form. Anyone? (Watch. Cam has ten copies.) :)

Apr 14, 2012 12:14PM
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if you wanted to make a mix tape for your significant other that could help produce and then accompany sweet sunshine picnic sex, what would you fill it up with (lol)?
I'm pretty sure I've already shared this a long time ago, but this is what I made my wife for her birthday. And look who's on there!

Hey, I Made You A Mixtape!

I Wanna Know Girls Portastatic
In My Secret Life Leonard Cohen
God Only Knows Petra Haden
I'd Die Without You PM Dawn
Wonderwall Oasis
U Got The Look Prince & Sheila E.
To Sir With Love Marti Jones
I Fell In Love Last Night Heavenly
We Could Send Letters (7" version)  Aztec Camera
Finding You (7" Version) The Go-Betweens
Umbrella Rihanna
You're My Favorite Waste of Time Freedy Johnson
Oh! Caroline  Matching Mole
Share Your Love With Me The Band
Tonight Tony Sherman
There She Goes The La's

Apr 14, 2012 11:51AM
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How blatant do you want to get Nicky?

Since the weather got better I'm really feeling Childish Gambino's "Got This Money", especially the "yellow sun dress" verse.

Might fit at about song #5 on your mix tape. Get the juices going, dance a little bit.

Apr 14, 2012 11:33AM
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All this Oasis talk has me thinking--because 'Wonderwall' and 'Champaign Supernova' are beautiful even if, wut?, they're certainly no 'Because of You'--about pretty songs. Not necessarily the best, keep in mind. I get the sense Christgau wouldn't argue 'Waterloo Sunset' is as titanically good as 'Strawberry Fields Forever,' but it's at least... tinglier. Whatever--that's how I feel. 

Kanye's 'Gone,' Todd Snider's 'Play A Train Song,' Malkmus's 'Church on White,' and SY's 'Side2Side' come to mind for me--but I'm the stinking youth. 

So I guess my question to all of you is: if you wanted to make a mix tape for your significant other that could help produce and then accompany sweet sunshine picnic sex, what would you fill it up with (lol)?

EDIT: If a few of you take this post seriously, and offer up suggestions... I'll turn them into a Spotify playlist and link it here tomorrow. 

EDIT2: Every song on NYC Ghosts & Flowers counts for me. I won't put them all on the playlist, but I'm not not tempted to. 
Apr 14, 2012 11:09AM
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The Memphis Horns, one of God's great ideas. Rest in peace, Andrew Love.
Apr 14, 2012 11:03AM
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Never expected the Dean to ever mention Oasis again. To my ears, they never surpassed "Supersonic".

 

The Beatles comparisons probably originated here:

 

"Can I ride with you in your BMW/You can sail with me in my yellow submarine."

Apr 14, 2012 10:36AM
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I left out Wonderwall..I've never liked that song although I once knew a girl who tried to convince me that it was about the Weeping Wall of Jerusalem...

The good folks at Wikipedia tell us :

"Wonderwall" was written for Gallagher's then-girlfriend, Meg Matthews,as Gallagher told NME in 1996, "It's about my girlfriend, Meg Matthews."However, after Gallagher divorced Matthews in 2001,he said the song was not about Mathews: "[the song was] about an imaginary friend who's gonna come and save you from yourself."

-- which is sort of perfect for this band.

The Oasis / Beatles comparisons always made sense to me, but only because of the way I first encountered their music and the state of mind I was in at the time. Riding the schoolbus on a semi-rural route to high school each morning in 1995, I found the Top 40 our driver preferred to be pretty excruciating. This was partly due to being an unapologetic teenage rockist who mostly dug 60s / 70s rock. The big hits on rotation around that time were "Kiss From A Rose" (Seal), "Fantasy" (Mariah Carey), "Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman," (Bryan Adams), "You Are Not Alone" (Michael Jackson), "Lightning Crashes," (Live), "Exhale (Shoop Shoop)", (Whitney Houston), "Because You Loved Me," (Celine Dion), and a few others. Some of these songs probably wouldn't bother me now as much as they did at 17. But amidst all that stuff, "Wonderwall" did sound like the Beatles to me, even if it was all surface similarities ("She's Electric" from the same album was probably the closest they came to actually channelling a specific Beatles sound). Needless to say, I bought the album and didn't have it a few years later - that was back in my days of selling cds back to stores for chump change. But I retain fond feelings for that song in particular, even if I now much prefer "Live Forever".
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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