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Cotton Mather/Oasis

Oh--You Mean Those Beatles

By Xgau Apr 13, 2012 5:37AM

Cotton Mather: Kontiki (Deluxe Edition) (Star Apple Kingdom)

Pieced together in 1997 from impulsively conceived, doggedly recorded scraps of DAT and four-track by Austin mastermind Robert Harrison and a Memphis tape wizard who loved how Big Star the band was, Cotton Mather's second album caught the attention of some British Beatles fanatics d/b/a Oasis, who brought them over to open and even generated some U.K. sales. While allowing his vocal resemblance to "John Lennon with a Southern accent and a head cold," Harrison's extensive notes don't cite the Beatles much even though "My Before and After" resembles "Ticket to Ride" more than its supposed inspiration "(Reach Out) I'll Be There" and "Private Ruth" echoes "For No One" straight up. Harrison is no more a genius than Noel Gallagher, so though the lyrics aren't spaced-out gibberish or obvious pap, they're unequal to the music‑-which definitely beats, for instance, the last three songs on the first Big Star album, and even more remarkable, kind of makes you appreciate Oasis. (N.B.: I'm recommending the Deluxe because it's new and much cheaper, not because I expect ever to listen to its alternates and new ones for anything except the research I presume is now complete.)  B PLUS

 

Oasis: Stop the Clocks (Sony BMG '06)

One of the many things I never got about this band was where the Beatles were. Where was the ebullience, the wit, the harmonies, God just the singing, and, uh, the songwriting? Cotton Mather made me understand that when Oasis say they love the Beatles they really mean they love the post-Help!, pre-Sgt. Pepper Beatles. Since that span encompasses Rubber Soul and Revolver, many would say tally ho, but (a) not me 'cause I love the Beatles start to finish and (b) only if you're writing songs as good as, uh, "We Can Work It Out." Instead Oasis, meaning loudmouth bro Noel Gallagher, write songs that resemble "We Can Work It Out" in thickened texture and momentum but not depth or charm, then add arena size in the swagger of the drums and the bigged-up vocals themselves. This band-selected best-of‑-two discs lasting 87 minutes, like an old-fashioned double-LP except it's only 18 tracks‑-capture their sonic moment as fully as any freelance music historian needs. A 2010 package repeats 11 of these songs and adds 16 others‑-too many, I say. Also, it omits the opening "Rock 'n' Roll Star." If ever there were guys whose message to the world is summed up by an opener called "Rock 'n' Roll Star," it's these bigheads. B PLUS

 

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I have this vague notion that I should be insulted by Milo's post, but as usual his pronouncement is too inscrutable for my dumb English-as-a-second-language @ss to figure out what he means. As far as what EW polls so far have had to do with Bob and his work, I figure they're somewhere in a continuum between "20 favorite medieval torture devices" and "Xgau's 10 favorite breakfast foods". Good enough?
Apr 16, 2012 7:46PM
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Oh the windows down, driving fast, music to pump you up and sing loud to. And you don't care about being embarrased by anyone.

Though the scene is super depressing, the use of "Home Sweet Home" by Motley Crue in Hot Tub Time Machine makes me think maybe just maybe that song reigns supreme in just such a context.

Apr 16, 2012 7:42PM
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Milo, I see your point.  But for the first category anyway, I note that when someone steered him to Slobberbone a few weeks ago, Xgau said he appreciated hearing about music that he hadn't previously noticed, for whatever reason.  I intended my suggestion in that spirit, not as a some sort of rag on his CG reviews.

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albums Christgau has never graded, or maybe has panned

This could be fun. A big plus is that I have no idea whatsoever who would win, especially if pre-Consumer Guide albums are kept off-limits.

Apr 16, 2012 7:30PM
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(1) albums Christgau has never graded, or maybe has panned; or (2) YouTube live clips.  Either category runs the risk of being too disbursed to coalesce around clear winners.  But in a way that's the flip side of what I like about them: they are likely to identify a bunch of music I hadn't previously heard.

I would just like to point out that this comment nicely summarizes how polls on Bob Xgau's blog have little (or negative) to do with Bob and his work.


Could be good. Could be bad. Could be co-opted.

Apr 16, 2012 7:17PM
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Is this group going to organize another poll?  I've been traveling and only able to read posts intermittently, but if this is still an open issue I'd propose either (1) albums Christgau has never graded, or maybe has panned; or (2) YouTube live clips.  Either category runs the risk of being too disbursed to coalesce around clear winners.  But in a way that's the flip side of what I like about them: they are likely to identify a bunch of music I hadn't previously heard.
Apr 16, 2012 6:48PM
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the Tremeloes, on "Here Comes My Baby"


I was gonna make some Allah/Cat Stevens joke here, but the guy seems to have mellowed/reverted to his role as a '60s religious nomad. So, some power to him, but not much more.

Apr 16, 2012 5:50PM
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I always thought the singer from the Tremeloes, on "Here Comes My Baby", did a nice job of imitating John Lennon, so that song is my nominee.
Apr 16, 2012 5:45PM
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Hooray!  My CD copy of The Real Bahamas, Vols. 1 & 2 just arrived!  Used, and I paid $20 for it, but in NM condition, and with the outer sleeve.

Awesome.

Apr 16, 2012 5:02PM
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I'd have to vote for "There She goes" by the La's because one time I heard "Here comes the Sun" in the background of a movie and got somehow convinced that it was the La's playing. Only after the song did I realize my shameful mistake...
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Matthew Sweet - "Thought I Knew You"
Madonna - "Dear Jessie"
Michel Pagliaro - "Lovin' You Ain't Easy" - goo.gl/yRBru
Apr 16, 2012 4:38PM
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ELO- Mr. Blue Sky
10cc - the things we did for love
Big Star- September Gurls
Gilbert O'Sullivan- Alone Again , naturally

Chris- Got it. I had an error #404 of the brain. 
Apr 16, 2012 3:39PM
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Mitch: I went with a tribute version of the Babybird, because I couldn't find the actual thing either. The Placebo was on MOG, though, a singles collection I haven't heard yet, I think. I just tried to check and it looks like right now MOG is down. Hopefully just for updating.

EDIT: Looks like MOG is back up now. The two Placebos I did take off a singles compilation. I will have to play that thing. Placebo was one of the different kind of things I always appreciated Xgau for pointing at, even if it was mostly from a Rock&Roll& column and not an A-grade per sé. This singles comp is high on my listen-to list now. I was had at
Yes, Virginia, good music happens all over the place--including, it's a mild shock to discover, the recorded works of a cheesy Brit goth or glam trio.
I now remember.

I only found one of the Mekons GMort mentioned, though.
Apr 16, 2012 3:33PM
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"There She Goes Again", "You're My Favorite Waste of Time" and a dozen or so other Marshall Crenshaw songs.

Oooops -- Billy J. Kramer

Apr 16, 2012 3:28PM
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Milo: Bonus points for Paul Revere's "Him or Me", where Eugene, Oregon's own Mark Lindsay actually adopts a British accent for the spoken lines. It was 1967 after all.

Another cheating a little bit would be the original release of "From Me To You" by Del Shannon.

I'm also partial to The La's "There She Goes" which Richard stole from me for the Britpop list.

And almost anything by Billie J. Kramer.

Apr 16, 2012 3:27PM
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A very special thanks to Xgau and Jeff and most especially Kenny.
Apr 16, 2012 3:25PM
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I forgot to mention I also put that Britpop list on Spotify under "EW Britpop 1990-97" for anyone who wants to hear it. Couldn't find the Babybird or Placebo tunes, but everything else is on there.
Apr 16, 2012 3:11PM
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Ray Columbus & the Invaders: "She's a Mod" (down to the "yeah yeah yeah"s and the 7th harmonies)
Apr 16, 2012 3:11PM
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Grin-Direction

VU-She's My Best Friend

Moby Grape-Fall on You

Brinsley Schwarz- The Ugly Things

Apr 16, 2012 2:44PM
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Dudes-Lylee lady, Saturday Night

Artful Dodger-Think, Think

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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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