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Cotton Mather/Oasis

Oh--You Mean Those Beatles

By Xgau Apr 13, 2012 5:37AM

Cotton Mather: Kontiki (Deluxe Edition) (Star Apple Kingdom)

Pieced together in 1997 from impulsively conceived, doggedly recorded scraps of DAT and four-track by Austin mastermind Robert Harrison and a Memphis tape wizard who loved how Big Star the band was, Cotton Mather's second album caught the attention of some British Beatles fanatics d/b/a Oasis, who brought them over to open and even generated some U.K. sales. While allowing his vocal resemblance to "John Lennon with a Southern accent and a head cold," Harrison's extensive notes don't cite the Beatles much even though "My Before and After" resembles "Ticket to Ride" more than its supposed inspiration "(Reach Out) I'll Be There" and "Private Ruth" echoes "For No One" straight up. Harrison is no more a genius than Noel Gallagher, so though the lyrics aren't spaced-out gibberish or obvious pap, they're unequal to the music‑-which definitely beats, for instance, the last three songs on the first Big Star album, and even more remarkable, kind of makes you appreciate Oasis. (N.B.: I'm recommending the Deluxe because it's new and much cheaper, not because I expect ever to listen to its alternates and new ones for anything except the research I presume is now complete.)  B PLUS

 

Oasis: Stop the Clocks (Sony BMG '06)

One of the many things I never got about this band was where the Beatles were. Where was the ebullience, the wit, the harmonies, God just the singing, and, uh, the songwriting? Cotton Mather made me understand that when Oasis say they love the Beatles they really mean they love the post-Help!, pre-Sgt. Pepper Beatles. Since that span encompasses Rubber Soul and Revolver, many would say tally ho, but (a) not me 'cause I love the Beatles start to finish and (b) only if you're writing songs as good as, uh, "We Can Work It Out." Instead Oasis, meaning loudmouth bro Noel Gallagher, write songs that resemble "We Can Work It Out" in thickened texture and momentum but not depth or charm, then add arena size in the swagger of the drums and the bigged-up vocals themselves. This band-selected best-of‑-two discs lasting 87 minutes, like an old-fashioned double-LP except it's only 18 tracks‑-capture their sonic moment as fully as any freelance music historian needs. A 2010 package repeats 11 of these songs and adds 16 others‑-too many, I say. Also, it omits the opening "Rock 'n' Roll Star." If ever there were guys whose message to the world is summed up by an opener called "Rock 'n' Roll Star," it's these bigheads. B PLUS

 

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Apr 16, 2012 2:32PM
Apr 16, 2012 2:31PM
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raspberries go all the way, hands on you

 

 

Apr 16, 2012 1:40PM
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Nate, is it at all cheating to say side one of Utopia's Deface the Music?  Being that they're deliberately trying to sorta be the Beatles (not just imitate them) for the length of the LP?  Side two, which covers Rubber Soul through the end runs aground on self-consciousness and lack of killer tunes, but the seven numbers on side one barely stop.
Apr 16, 2012 1:26PM
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Oh, I'll bite this time -- Marathon Monday is a good date for whimsey --

"Last Train to Clarkesville" -- Monkees

"Come and Get It" -- Badfinger

"Abracadabra (Have You Seen Her?)" -- Blue Ash

"King Midas in Reverse" -- Hollies

"Him or Me, What's It Gonna Be" -- Paul Revere and the Raiders

"Couldn't I Just Tell You?" -- Todd Rundgren

and (cheating a little bit)

"Hey Bulldog" -- Fanny

Apr 16, 2012 12:28PM
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what are the best Beatles imitations to the trained EW ear?
I'd put in a vote for something by the 80s Charlotte, NC band The Spongetones. "She Goes Out With Everyone," perhaps?
Apr 16, 2012 12:21PM
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Oh I'm guessing she meant enduring. She's more self-aware than most anyone I know. 
Yes, and yes. Glad to be reminded that I'm endearing, though, as if I needed it.
Apr 16, 2012 12:12PM
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Shady: Can you follow the goo link to the playlist? I threw in the extra songs Greg M added at the end, mainly because I can't ever get too much Pet Shop Boys.
Apr 16, 2012 12:05PM
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Chris- Please repost the Britpop playlist here again , and thanks!

"Endearing" is misspelled, if that hasn't already been pointed out.

Oh I'm guessing she meant enduring. She's more self-aware than most anyone I know.

Apr 16, 2012 12:04PM
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I never do this, but the above albums (neither of which sound much like the Beatles to me) have got me wondering: what are the best Beatles imitations to the trained EW ear? Let's stick to songs, and let's try and avoid the Rutles, okay? I'll start.

The Knickerbockers: "Lies" (the obvious one, but it's never been topped)
XTC: "Earn Enough For Us" (don't know who's playing drums here, but he's got Ringo down cold)

Any others?

EDIT: "Best" as in ebullience, wit, harmonies, singing, and uh, songwriting, and sounds like the Beatles.

Apr 16, 2012 11:51AM
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What the hell kind of pool of potential writers does that leave the publishers? Something thorough and competent by an individual removed enough from professional rockcrit to need the money? And they're looking for big names? Eeeeh. Doesn't sound like a formula for success to me. Then again, I've read at least two very good 33 1/3s. So something's working...


This is simplification of a big problem, but Irene and I agree: if Minaj never bothered to write another sung pop-song again, she'd leave herself enough juice to push out (Alex take note) like four good or great albums. 
Apr 16, 2012 11:24AM
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Congratulations, Witnesses, your group Britpop mixtape has been chosen as a "Featured Playlist" by the MOG bosses [http://goo.gl/B38f5]. A bit less elusive a goal than landing a 33-1/3 contract, but I'll mention it anyway.
Ok so I hate to be THAT GUY that redirects back to the sexy talk, but it's just one of my most enduring personality flaws.
"Endearing" is misspelled, if that hasn't already been pointed out.
Apr 16, 2012 11:02AM
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Calculations of hourly wage and potential audience are key. Back around 1999 when I knew there was a Los Lobos box set in the works, I floated the idea about a band bio -- interesting story in itself, seemed to me -- that would offer an ideal tie-in to a history of Latin pop in CA -- not over-explored at all, right? -- and I was shocked at the peanuts my agent was able to raise in interest. Far as those publishers were concerned, Los Lobos were a niche band ... real dubious about who would want to read about them. Augh.
Apr 16, 2012 9:40AM
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Nicky: My 33 1/3 is the same place Marcus's, Powers's, Tate's, George's, Caramanica's, Pareles's . . .  Need I go on? Not exactly a big payday, one of those things.


Apr 16, 2012 9:23AM
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I would have really liked to try a 33 1/3 proposal this round (I say that like I'm sure there'll be another), but 1. various events and activities have prevented me from carrying out a few personal projects, forget drafting a proposal I wouldn't even know where to begin with 2. building a slightly more impressive body of work would be nice 3. did I mention I wouldn't even know where to begin?

If there's ever another round, you guys should save nostalgia,ULTRA. for me.  :)
Apr 16, 2012 9:08AM
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33 1/3 call for proposals is here: http://goo.gl/3NTMo

It sounds very academic, e.g.:

4. Your analysis of the most relevant competing books already published about the artist in question or the scene surrounding that artist – and how your book will differ; 

The deadline for this round is April 30.  

Apr 16, 2012 8:57AM
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Continuum publishing was bought by Bloomsbury and the 33 1/3 series is now under the Bloomsbury Academic imprint (as opposed to the trade imprint). What I suspect they'll try to do is is digitize the series - not for Kindles but for web based access - and sell the series to academic libraries as a set. Speaking as a member of that market, I'd want to be sure the upcoming titles had a scholarly focus. Of course, we don't have the money to buy something like this, but that's a larger problem.
Apr 16, 2012 8:11AM
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Mr. Nevermind: what sort of driving? Cruising around town with the windows down? Or tense highway commute?
Apr 16, 2012 8:04AM
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Xgau: this has probably been answered before, but where's your 33 1/3
Apr 16, 2012 5:43AM
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I want to offer a friendly amendment to good recent advice to Ryan (and anyone else thinking about 33 1/3)  given by Greg, Kenny and Bob.  I think the idea behind the reboot of the series is to elbow into the market for books that fall in the sweet spot between academic and popular.

It's clear that the rebranding of the series is meant as a way to position these books for more classroom adoption. That's an important market.   But in this respect it is also an acknowledgment that there has been a real push in the past 15 years or so for academic books to be shorter--much!--and more accessible. 

We always need more "crossover" books--books by scholars that are useful to undergrads and available to "general" readers  and books by journalists/popular historians and critics that have analytical heft and can find a place in the classroom.  In popular music publishing, I think of Nicholas Bromell's book on music and psychedelics, Bill C. Malone's fabulous Singing Cowboys and Musical Mountaineers and Angela Davis's book Blues Legacies.   More generally, the book that jumps right to mind as doing this kind of work is Susan Douglas's Where the Girls Are: Growing Up Female with the Mass Media.  I'm not saying I love everything about all of these books, but I do think they all are, as folks put it, very "teachable."  Among other things, this means make sure your chapter titles are very clear (e.g. Kenny's good suggestion on Wrens and deindustrialization).

Apr 16, 2012 4:06AM
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Ryan: Both Kenny and Greg's posts make sense to me. The writer-topic combo make your idea seem like a longshot to me. You probably care sufficiently to make it worth a try. But in particular I wouldn't waste a lot of time reading old ones. And from what Kenny has figured out I'd say Bryan Waterman's recent Marquee Moon book might be one to look at.


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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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