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Cotton Mather/Oasis

Oh--You Mean Those Beatles

By Xgau Apr 13, 2012 5:37AM

Cotton Mather: Kontiki (Deluxe Edition) (Star Apple Kingdom)

Pieced together in 1997 from impulsively conceived, doggedly recorded scraps of DAT and four-track by Austin mastermind Robert Harrison and a Memphis tape wizard who loved how Big Star the band was, Cotton Mather's second album caught the attention of some British Beatles fanatics d/b/a Oasis, who brought them over to open and even generated some U.K. sales. While allowing his vocal resemblance to "John Lennon with a Southern accent and a head cold," Harrison's extensive notes don't cite the Beatles much even though "My Before and After" resembles "Ticket to Ride" more than its supposed inspiration "(Reach Out) I'll Be There" and "Private Ruth" echoes "For No One" straight up. Harrison is no more a genius than Noel Gallagher, so though the lyrics aren't spaced-out gibberish or obvious pap, they're unequal to the music‑-which definitely beats, for instance, the last three songs on the first Big Star album, and even more remarkable, kind of makes you appreciate Oasis. (N.B.: I'm recommending the Deluxe because it's new and much cheaper, not because I expect ever to listen to its alternates and new ones for anything except the research I presume is now complete.)  B PLUS

 

Oasis: Stop the Clocks (Sony BMG '06)

One of the many things I never got about this band was where the Beatles were. Where was the ebullience, the wit, the harmonies, God just the singing, and, uh, the songwriting? Cotton Mather made me understand that when Oasis say they love the Beatles they really mean they love the post-Help!, pre-Sgt. Pepper Beatles. Since that span encompasses Rubber Soul and Revolver, many would say tally ho, but (a) not me 'cause I love the Beatles start to finish and (b) only if you're writing songs as good as, uh, "We Can Work It Out." Instead Oasis, meaning loudmouth bro Noel Gallagher, write songs that resemble "We Can Work It Out" in thickened texture and momentum but not depth or charm, then add arena size in the swagger of the drums and the bigged-up vocals themselves. This band-selected best-of‑-two discs lasting 87 minutes, like an old-fashioned double-LP except it's only 18 tracks‑-capture their sonic moment as fully as any freelance music historian needs. A 2010 package repeats 11 of these songs and adds 16 others‑-too many, I say. Also, it omits the opening "Rock 'n' Roll Star." If ever there were guys whose message to the world is summed up by an opener called "Rock 'n' Roll Star," it's these bigheads. B PLUS

 

267Comments
Apr 17, 2012 3:49AM
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Fu*k off!


Same to ya, buddy. Haven't read more than the first sentence of your posts in months and haven't missed an important thing, far as I can tell.

Apr 17, 2012 12:42AM
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'Spend more time listening to music in its variety, responding to it, and less calibrating it.'

Fu*k off! The polls have nothing to do with Xgau--bar showcasing many albums he has enjoyed and critiqued positively. And, as for putting off new users, give me some goddamn evidence--even, some statistics! Either take part or don't; don't be a dick about it.


I appreciate, that some people may find the lists boring. I find some of the topics of conversation on this board boring, too (often involving periods of time I have no knowledge of, or listing songs in lists, that have no meaning, or which make no sense to me [probably, my fault]). But, I would never ask anyone to stop, as I find that sort of behaviour dickish! Oh, no, let's not talk about this--or, don't say that--as it's boring. Fuuu*k oooff!


I enjoy making lists a. because I find it fun, b. because it opens up my ears even more, makes me listen harder, and I often realise I like/dislike something more, than I thought. I understand, that some people find sitting at their computer, inserting albums into a list, tedious.

Apr 15, 2012 2:21AM
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LOL, Danielle! I am not trying to brag; I just think this faking thing is a bit of a cliche, but, hay, maybe someone's faked with me--who knows? So cumming is fake; orgasming is real. Ah, OK, that makes COMPLETE, biological sense! I find it quite insulting, that girls can get away, with giggling about a man not being able, to make them cum--sorry, orgasm--while, if a man laughed, about a woman being poor in bed, they'd be a crude brute. Double standards. But, hay ho, we have to be men, and suck it up. Not like a man has feelings, Lordy! :p

Sorry, Joey, I thumbsed you down! (iPhone keeps doing this!!)
Apr 16, 2012 2:44PM
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Dudes-Lylee lady, Saturday Night

Artful Dodger-Think, Think

Apr 16, 2012 2:20AM
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'Good point, Alex--please accept my apologies. This place can often get pretty careful in spirit, and you frequently make it more entertaining.'

Thank you, Patrick, I appreciate you as a member of this blog and, also, as a person. I'm guessing I miss-read your comment, anyway! Next topic of discussion: How many Nazis do we all know? Haha, I'm kidding! So, when's the next poll, eh, eh, eh?! Wink

Apr 15, 2012 2:09PM
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'Hairy Irene schools Alex Wilson in re: S-E-X. How do we promote this titanic exchange???? New discrete users, here we come!!'

Hahaha! Open-mouthed I guess it was a little graphic, but who gives a f*ck?! I was sure there wasn't a difference between the two words. I, now, have been reaffirmed, so case closed! Smile


Danielle, it is, really, in the way I specified, a double standard (and I never said it was a terrible double standard). In the case of people being sh!t in bed in general, that's nobodies fault but their own (but, still, not really if you know what I mean). You carry on to implement, the same double standard I was talking about (I'm not attacking you, here). Women can go crazy, about how bad a guy is in bed, but, if I said, 'this girl can't do yadda, yadda for sh!t,' that wouldn't been seen in a very nice light. IE, women might say, 'why break up with her, if she's bad in bed?', while the same might not be, explicitly, true for visa versa. Although, I'm working in very small percentages now. Anyway, IDK why it irks me but hay. Too much time on my hands, I suppose (bar the 72 hours I do a week--I know how you feel, Ryan!).

Apr 16, 2012 3:11PM
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Grin-Direction

VU-She's My Best Friend

Moby Grape-Fall on You

Brinsley Schwarz- The Ugly Things

Apr 16, 2012 2:32PM
Apr 16, 2012 2:31PM
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raspberries go all the way, hands on you

 

 

Apr 14, 2012 11:51AM
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How blatant do you want to get Nicky?

Since the weather got better I'm really feeling Childish Gambino's "Got This Money", especially the "yellow sun dress" verse.

Might fit at about song #5 on your mix tape. Get the juices going, dance a little bit.

Apr 13, 2012 3:33PM
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Creative expression?  Art?
See: Wussy.
 I'm talking about new groups started by young people, not new groups started by middle-agers who'd already been in the life for a long time.  CC is locked in at this point ("Too late to stop now") but would a twenty year-old CC start  the 'Ponys today?
Apr 16, 2012 3:11PM
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Ray Columbus & the Invaders: "She's a Mod" (down to the "yeah yeah yeah"s and the 7th harmonies)
Apr 15, 2012 5:52PM
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Ryan, a couple of months ago I bought the Armed Forces and LATA 33 1/3 books.  I could mail them to you as long as I get them back. Postage shouldn't be much.
Apr 15, 2012 5:49PM
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Nicky, I think you are talking about the Stevie Wonder piece titled "Stevie Wonder is a Fool": "metaphors so hackneyed they become abstract."

Edit: Michael's right, although I like the Wonder quote.
Apr 13, 2012 3:17PM
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17. (Don't Cut Me Down) Mary Quant In Blue The Dylans
 Or save time and just put their whole first album in the list :-)
Apr 13, 2012 3:11PM
Apr 13, 2012 1:12PM
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P.S. Teta, don't get alarmed if your photo doesn't show up over here right away. Sometimes it takes about a day.
Apr 13, 2012 9:29AM
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Greg: Not yet. I think they're eligible in 2017? 2018?
Apr 14, 2012 1:16PM
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Sh!t, Cam, I thumbsed you down! Confused I apologise! Tongue out

Nick, do you mean pretty songs in general, or ones designed, to be played to a significant other (while having sex at a picnic)? I'm gonna go with just beautiful songs in general, if you don't mind!
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Given that most of this blog's readership is made up of mild-mannered, good citizen, left-leaning dudes
Irene, I think you just friend-zoned EW's entire male readership.

EDIT: Also, a year's worth of Alex's posts are awaiting your scalpel.
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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