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Skrillex/Clams Casino

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By Xgau Feb 14, 2012 5:58AM


Skrillex: Bangarang (Owsla/Big Beat/Atlantic)

"The most hated man in dubstep" therefore isn't "in" dubstep at all, which allowing for a few wannabes is fine by the rest of us who aren't in dubstep, meaning 99 percent if not 99.99 percent of music consumers. If you're too smart or knowledgeable for this young goof and his damn Grammys that Robyn wouldn't have won anyway, by all means enjoy your cool. I'm not. But I know this much. This is a pop record because its shamelessly hedonistic barrage of proven dancefloor tricks will obviously be more fun at home than in a club, where it would blare forth at quadruple volume to young jerks who'd get just as excited about LMFAO. A MINUS

 

Clams Casino: Instrumental Mixtape (free download)

Reconstructed from tracks created for such real-life rappers as Lil B and Soulja Boy, New Jersey beatmaker Mike Volpe's comfortably disquieting illbient glitchbeat chillwave whatsis will grow on you if you give it a chance. And because it's designed to back into your space, providing the chance won't feel all that time-consuming, preoccupied as you'll be with something more engrossing while said time passes. The opening "Motivation" powers home enough hummed 'n' moaned gravitas to remind you it's there, and the closing "Cold War" caps the 40-minute album with a vocal sample that utters the title for once. In between you'll first pick up on "What You Doin'" and "Illest Alive," better known to you as the one in the middle and the one toward the end. Then slowly the rest will ooze into place via capillary action. A MINUS
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Feb 15, 2012 7:49PM
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Fair enough, Bob. End of discussion. Positions unchanged for the moment. Stimulating, good for EW.

I taught a Buckley chapter under the explicit rubric ****-I-can't-stand.
I will say, though, that I'm glad I didn't have this sort of temptation when I was an undergrad. The tone was "there's so much superb sh!t we'll never get to, don't even mention lesser stuff."
Feb 15, 2012 7:44PM
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Is it normal to feel alienated from music made 20 years before I even popped out, forgetting the extra 15 I needed to learn to listen to music? Because this poll'll really test my... listenerly habits.

totally.  even as much as i am familiar with music from 1969 given my dad's classic rock music tastes and my own musical discovery, i still have trouble ranking anything pre-me with anything post me.  you saw my FOAT list, right?  might as well be my GOAT list.


i definitely have a greater connection with contemporary music, not to say that i don't understand or love Willy and the Poorboys or Led Zeppelin II.  i just can't compare them with Late Registration.

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Greg - I saw pictures of The Band long before I heard their music, and boy did I think they were laying it on thick with the old-timey bicycle-with-the-big-wheel look - that beard on Garth for f**k's sake. Of course, now the self-titled album is one of my all-time favorites. I still think they looked kind of silly, but probably a lot better than most other options in 1969.
Feb 15, 2012 7:35PM
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Basically, it was Daphne's essay on B'Day that taught me to hear it. It's the only Beyonce solo album I actively like. I taught a Buckley chapter under the explicit rubric ****-I-can't-stand. Daphne is in her early forties, grew up in an academic household far more genteel than mine in central Cali, and is a black woman. In short, she's very unlike me and articulates those differences as she works out her tastes. For students I've been subjecting to my forceful opinions all term, she's a great corrective, a viable alternative. Plus her Buckley book is really good. Listening to her read a chapter at EMP long ago, Carola and I nudged each together--hey, this sounds great, what did we miss? Then she played some music and we giggled. Far as we were concerned, we hadn't missed a thing.


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Liam - the other one was Joey's 2011 poll. As for Whitney, I've been kinda blaming her for the American Idol singing style too, but I wonder how accurate that is. Obviously she didn't create it out of thin air, and there are serious gospel roots involved. But on the other hand, that type of singing barely seemed to exist in pop before she entered the picture. Even a big showoff like Minnie Riperton sounds pretty humble and low-key in comparison. Either way, it seems pretty out-of-whack to me that for a seemingly huge number of people, this is what singing is. You want to sing, you do Whitney - what else is there, right?
Feb 15, 2012 7:18PM
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rstay, I'm LOLing. Now, SHHHH! the young lady is blogging.
Feb 15, 2012 7:14PM
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Greg
The Band was the first album-as-album I bought with my own money. Previously, I bought albums, mostly by Motown artists, for the singles+. I was in Jr. high school and had a crush on a Dylan fan. At the time I didn't get Dylan but I loved the drawing of The Band from that Time magazine cover story about "country rock" and heard that they had something to do with Dylan so I actually bought it. The album's special sound obviously didn't register in any peculiar way but the whole rustic gestalt made a huge impression if only because it was so sustained. Another peculiarity of that album for me was that I bought it on cassette and the sequencing was different than it was on the LP. The album opened with "Jemima Surrender," which is one of the raunchiest songs ever produced by a white band of North Americans. Imagine the shock to my 13-year-old psyche as I listened over and over in order to decipher the lyrics ("I hand you my rod and you hand me that line"). Can you think of a better introduction to the art of the album?
Feb 15, 2012 7:09PM
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Just so folks understand we're on reasonably the same page here (so to speak), Bob's Etta James piece reminded me my failure to pick up David Ritz's as-told-to was a big oversight and I ordered a copy right away.

(His Ray Charles book blew my proverbial sox off when I read it at the apex of Charles's confounding stretch as a Republican favorite. Sure wish it had gotten some renewed interest at that time: Charles refused to be contrite in the least about heroin addiction -- said he started because he liked to get high and quit only because it would have destroyed his career to continue -- and noted with relish he was into kinky sex and was utterly irresponsible as a parent and love interest. And still a helluva guy and, you know, a genius. And Ritz's Marvin Gaye Divided Soul was essential to a very potent stretch of my writing life that involved the final years of the soul master.)

Now, I'm perfectly willing to believe that I might come to like Daphne Brooks quite a bit -- that was the only piece I've read by her. I note, however, that her essay Bob selected for The Best Music Writing 2007 is on an A- album.  And this --
I taught her on Jeff Buckley for six years running
raises all sorts of interesting questions. What was the context? (I understand all about the good-arguments-for-dubious-art routine. Yod knows I've edited enough pieces that put a handsome shine on, well, not toids, but lumpy spuds.)

A larger issue is that the whole current notion of "contrarian" often rubs me the wrong way (heheh). Jonathan Richman had no idea what a landmark "I'm Straight" was. Now we get a blizzard of arguments that beats and hippies were conformists, that quiet desperation was really bliss, that men & women & gays & the various races do have fundamental natures, that what we thought was liberation was really enslavement, that left-wing radicals have a serious amount of clout in America, that trite art is actually deep or at least worth your time and so forth and so forth. So maybe I'm too touchy about provocative arguments. 

Feb 15, 2012 7:01PM
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Irene,

 

If you've got $10 to spare and want to take a chance on probably the only decent Costa album, I recommend the one I mentioned earlier (Gal Costa, with her picture on the cover).  You can download it at Amazon (and I guess I-Tunes).  It's got four stellar tropicalia tracks (including my one of my faves Divino Maravilhoso, the opening of which Stereolab stole for a track), six decent to good ones, and two duds.  Nothing else I've heard has been worth my time, but I do enjoy this one nearly as much as I do the Gil and Veloso of the period.

 

And I love the mental picture of you in remdial listening:

Teacher: "Young lady what are you listening to?"

Irene: "Um, Filles de Kilimanjaro."

T: "Let me see that IPod...Leonard Cohen Live in London!"

I: "But he released a record in '69."

T: "That's no excuse.  Now you also have to listen to Terry Riley's A Rainbow in Curved Air, and on vinyl too so I can see what you are playing."

Irene flips off teacher, leading to a riot.  Class burns desks and plays the Clash.  Later, as the embers of the desks burn out and the dawn rises, class falls in love with Miles as 'Mademoiselle Mabry' takes them calmly into the new day.  Autocratic teacher never seen again.

Feb 15, 2012 6:41PM
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Talking of "A Salty Dog", Jon Langford's version is magic (on Gold Brick).  Amazing that he covered two Procol Harum songs on successive solo albums ("Homburg" on Lofty Deeds being the other).
Feb 15, 2012 6:32PM
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I wouldn't normally bring this sort of thing over here. But since Xgau brought it up, Andy Borowitz just tweeting this:

David Mustaine of Megadeth has endorsed Rick Santorum, which means his music is no longer the worst thing about him.
Feb 15, 2012 6:30PM
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Jeremy Lin! Jeremy Lin! Lot of students round here had hope, slight but hope, he'd make it big. Should have seen him annihilate our little dweebs when he was still in college. Dude's for real. ESPN's got he coverage, put it on. Best sports story of the year. 
Feb 15, 2012 6:26PM
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   Hello, if I may suggest that your way into Miles' Filles de Kilamanjaro is to start with the last two tracks. The title track and especially "Mademoiselle Marby" are as "primo" Miles as it gets to these ears. Marby is especially well worth the 16 minutes. It is a masterpiece of leisure.

Feb 15, 2012 6:07PM
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Sonny Rollins fans may care to know there is a special on BBC Four TV on Friday night to mark his 80th birthday.  An Arena documentary, and a live show from Ronnie Scott's club from 1974.  The BBC iPlayer isn't available for TV shows outside the UK (we can get it on cable in Ireland) but you may know what to do, wherever you are.
Feb 15, 2012 6:03PM
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Nora, I've read almost all of Lodge's fiction, and a couple of his criticism  books as well.  I grew up in Northern California and live in Berkeley now, and am fairly obsessive about Austen, so the whole of Changing Places speaks to me. As I get older his reliance on May-September romances grow tired, and he is not as immediately accessible as he used to be, but I still love reading him.
Feb 15, 2012 6:03PM
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Was Whitney Houston the fons et origo of the soul-free bellow that seems to dominate talent show type singing today?  That occurred to me when seeing her yell "IIIIIIIIIII..." on news shows at the weekend.  Great instrument, I suppose, but hard for me to enjoy it.  But lots of other people did, and it seems to be very influential.

I see over to the right that the price hike of her songs on iTunes was a mistake.  Hmm.

Feb 15, 2012 5:55PM
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GMort, hadn't forgotten your "summer in winter" idea, my show on Saturday week (25 Feb) is summery songs, mostly ones with "Sun", "Sunshine", "Summer" or "Hot" in the title. Will go up on Mixcloud soon after broadcast.  I did include "Coney Island" by Van, strictly speaking an Autumn song, but I think of it as late summer.  Thanks for the idea, hope you get to listen and enjoy it.
Feb 15, 2012 5:52PM
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Ziggy, I think Nora's poll was too late to count, that was why Nation's Savings Grace didn't get listed.  (Maybe someone else said this already.) Nicky sent me the singlets list, fun in itself.
Feb 15, 2012 5:51PM
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Hello everyone.

STB Patrick, what were the earlier poll years, please?  I was too shy to participate but I'd like to make lists of them just for fun.  I think there was 2008, 1990, 1983, 1978 - what else?  There was a 60s jazz poll too, I think.


Feb 15, 2012 5:19PM
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Speaking of the DBTs, Jonathan Bernstein's current series of posts on them at OneWeekOneBand (dot tumblr dot com) is worth a look.
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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