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Skrillex/Clams Casino

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By Xgau Feb 14, 2012 5:58AM


Skrillex: Bangarang (Owsla/Big Beat/Atlantic)

"The most hated man in dubstep" therefore isn't "in" dubstep at all, which allowing for a few wannabes is fine by the rest of us who aren't in dubstep, meaning 99 percent if not 99.99 percent of music consumers. If you're too smart or knowledgeable for this young goof and his damn Grammys that Robyn wouldn't have won anyway, by all means enjoy your cool. I'm not. But I know this much. This is a pop record because its shamelessly hedonistic barrage of proven dancefloor tricks will obviously be more fun at home than in a club, where it would blare forth at quadruple volume to young jerks who'd get just as excited about LMFAO. A MINUS

 

Clams Casino: Instrumental Mixtape (free download)

Reconstructed from tracks created for such real-life rappers as Lil B and Soulja Boy, New Jersey beatmaker Mike Volpe's comfortably disquieting illbient glitchbeat chillwave whatsis will grow on you if you give it a chance. And because it's designed to back into your space, providing the chance won't feel all that time-consuming, preoccupied as you'll be with something more engrossing while said time passes. The opening "Motivation" powers home enough hummed 'n' moaned gravitas to remind you it's there, and the closing "Cold War" caps the 40-minute album with a vocal sample that utters the title for once. In between you'll first pick up on "What You Doin'" and "Illest Alive," better known to you as the one in the middle and the one toward the end. Then slowly the rest will ooze into place via capillary action. A MINUS
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Feb 15, 2012 12:33PM
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Gee, I had no idea Whitney Houston was so important or accomplished so much --

 http://goo.gl/DpfPZ

-- in fact, I don't think I believe it even now. (Same author thinks Jeff Buckley is a Great Artist.)

Feb 14, 2012 7:10PM
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Robert Christgau you sir out out of touch. This ISNT your brand of geritol or polident denture cream. Just because you dont get what Skrillex has done, Doesent mean that he didnt deserve what he got. Music transcends through time.. your just missing the WHOLE FRIGGN BOAT.. a MINUS? He doesent deserve it. You can sit there in your paid position and throw out the neanderthal droll, but MOST of the CURRENT listeners know WTF I am talking about. You are from the old antique, I fart Dust, and if you didnt strum a guitar you didnt make it. BULL S**T! The guy uses music as an instrument.. "POP TRICKS" I dissagree. You can be from Clives camp all you want. you Still OUT OF TOUCH!  You hated on KID ROCK too.. and I had NO PROBLEM nominating him for best produced album for "Cowboy" Here is my Credit card number.. #$ 45677308997363523834 go buy youself some common sense and pull that dusty farting head of your out of your ****.
Feb 16, 2012 12:08PM
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Abbey Road is going to do fine, but it'll be handicapped somewhat by Xgau's lack of interest
Or maybe it will be handicapped by the fact that, apart from Come Together, the first side kinda sucks. Smile
Feb 16, 2012 5:40AM
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Potentially Controversial 1969 Statement: I don't like Dusty in Memphis nearly as much as I like Brand New Me.



Feb 14, 2012 7:28PM
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Any of you guys know a Dwight Finney? He dropped his credit card. He's not that weird guy who farts through his dusty head, is he?

Feb 16, 2012 3:51PM
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Abbey Road used to be my favorite Beatles outing. It's very simple, for me. I tend to be of the opinion that Abbey Road is remarkable because it contains music whose quality is almost beyond conceiving, and therefore almost beyond appreciating, and that's an almost I'm thankful for. When you get to the core of what is happening on much of that album, you're listening to a watermark that hits a high only a few other forces in that century met or surpassed.

As it happens, the fact that the work makes almost no sense, as a record, is probably not unrelated: like so much about late Beatles, it's almost condescending in its sloppiness. There's as much I don't understand and am resolutely unimpressed with about it as there is I feel awe for. These are things which, ultimately, to me, matter. But there is a broader fascination in that ambivalent awe, a fascination which no other Beatles album possesses, that probably has a lot to do with something I'm very personally given to seeing in the Beatles: an aesthetic of perfection which increasingly strove to accommodate an aesthetic of protest, and for a short time aesthetically protested against perfection.

All of which is probably just short of arbitrary for most other people.
Feb 16, 2012 5:07PM
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Brad, here's a brief story that's testimony to the integrationist subversiveness that you saw in The Bodyguard.  A friend of mine, from Maryland, went to a Southern college in the early '90s.  He first got a sense of how different it was down there when he went to the video store with a few guys he barely knew early in Freshman year.  Upon seeing the film on the shelves, one of the kids he was with remarked that he lost all respect for Kevin Costner after he made that movie, specifically referring to the mixed-race romance.  And it was at this point that my friend had a "so that's how it is down here" epiphany.  (Personally, I was a freshman at a school in upstate NY when it came out, and didn't think anything of it at the time.)
Feb 14, 2012 6:29AM
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Don't be dissin' LMFOA.  I saw them open for the Black Eyed Peas in 2010 and wasn't too impressed.  But they were wickedly stoopid fun as the opening act for Ke$ha (I have a ten year old daughter) in 2011, so fun that when they came to Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina for Halloween I dragged as many of my middle-aged lawyer friends as I could to their (again wickedly stoopid) show.  After Girl Talk, they were the best live act I caught last year.

As a hits-plus-filler job, "Sorry For Party Rocking" sure beats the BEP's "The Beginning."  And never underestimate the fun potential of a cardboard-box-headed "robot" breakdancer.
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For this poll, we're going pre-Pazz and Jop. The year is...

1969!

Go nuts!

Feb 16, 2012 3:34PM
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Glad to know the Dean loves Hippie Boy as I do too. Wish that 1988 best of included it. Why on earth did they cut it and My Uncle went there was room to include it?
And I wish Xgau recommended one of the newer burrito comps which have gilded palace complete. 
Feb 16, 2012 12:50PM
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don't dislike Abbey Road the way people think I do. Why do they think that?

Because I forgot the Dave Clark Five piece and to my knowledge, you haven't written much about Abbey Road before or since (not that you have to!). Hence "lack of interest", as opposed to "outright hostility".

Feb 15, 2012 11:09AM
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TPM over to yer right reports that Dave Mustaine has endorsed Santorum.


Feb 16, 2012 3:14PM
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I've always loved Round and Round and its circuitous melodicism, back up to A for me. Although is it top 10?  Only the Shadow knows.
Feb 16, 2012 1:36AM
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Don't forget about a couple of other good albums by black artists. Ice on Ice is finding a place on my list and Soul 69 is better than I remembered. It is sung by one of the greatest singers of the century, and she nearly steals "Tracks of My Tears" from its owner.
Feb 16, 2012 2:13PM
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I always felt that "Maxwell" and "Octopus" dragged Abbey Road down too.  Kinda like the way "Sex Machine" drags down Stand!   A potential A+ record with one or two duds on it....still a high Aminus (but not a full A) in my book.

 

Neil Young's Everybody Knows this is Nowhere is different.  3 monster cuts (Down by River, Cowgirl, Cinnamon Girl), two OK (title track, Losing End) and two unlistenable (to me) dirges.  I have this one as B+ and listen to those monster cuts on Decade, or Greatest Hits.

Feb 15, 2012 10:00PM
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Ballot almost done. The top 5 were no brainers along with 3 others soon to follow. In the end, rather than being forced to choose, I went with both CCR's. That leaves 2 remaining spots. Do I go with the Canadians, my favorite jazz album of the DECADE, or one of the two great Dead records released that year. then again how can an album that contains my favorite versions of "Dear Landlord" and "Bird on a Wire" not to mention the clincher, the amazing "Darling Be Home Soon" not make it. I may have one of the only ballots that is both Beatle-less and Who-less.
Feb 15, 2012 7:49PM
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Fair enough, Bob. End of discussion. Positions unchanged for the moment. Stimulating, good for EW.

I taught a Buckley chapter under the explicit rubric ****-I-can't-stand.
I will say, though, that I'm glad I didn't have this sort of temptation when I was an undergrad. The tone was "there's so much superb sh!t we'll never get to, don't even mention lesser stuff."
Feb 15, 2012 7:18PM
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rstay, I'm LOLing. Now, SHHHH! the young lady is blogging.
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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