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Nicki Minaj/Far East Movement

Aftermath of The E.N.D.

By Xgau Dec 28, 2010 2:35AM

 

Nicki Minaj: Pink Friday (Young Money/Cash Money)

Not only are those not her breasts, at least not the ones her biologicals gave her, but her hair isn't really pink or, wink wink, straight. Not only is the quick-lipped hoyden of the year all "Young Money, Cash Money, yeah I'm Universal" with every upper-case except the "I" discretionary, but she's consorting with Natasha Bedingfield and reminding will.i.am how he did it. Half rapping and half singing, half bragging and half kowtowing, brazening a "punt" rhyme here and proclaiming commonality with "girls that never thought they could win" there, she's proud to be shameless, with the hooks to back it up. She knows well the presumably stolen words of her male collaborator-counterpart Drake: "Everybody dies but not everybody lives." And damn right she calls this living. A

 

Far East Movement: Free Wired (Cherrytree/Interscope)

If everything here had the propulsion of "Like a G6," this would be 2010's answer to The E.N.D.., forget the more likely-seeming candidate. Instead, a one-hit wonder their tribute to the Gulfstream 65 jet will remain. The other nine three-minute songs are more like little Fokkers‑-party-ready, Auto-Tuned electrohop whose disposable superficiality is an aesthetic principle and whose guest list is a reality show waiting to happen. R. Tedder of One Republic and S. Dogg of Faux Murder LLC? In this context, they could be the same dude. Not so Keri Hilson or Kate Pierson, however. In the morning, they remain hard-working Asian-American lads who respect their mothers. B PLUS

 

 

28Comments
Jan 11, 2011 9:45PM
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I would recommend to Xgau that he check out Nicki's earlier mixtape Beam Me Up Scotty which is much better than Barbie's World....a great album!
Jan 10, 2011 12:57AM
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     Although Nicki Minaj's album relies instrumentally on huge beats, lots of  slandering and bragging, I can overlook them; the only reason being her intense love for music and rap. I haven't heard a meritorious female rap album in a long time.
     Her rival Lil Kim may keep belittling her (of course a futile ploy to promote her forthcoming album). but surely Nicki will emerge unscathed. Unlike a few detractors, I really got into her slow melodies since they have such a bouncy vibe to it. Favorite ones are Roman's Revenge (biting), Moment 4 life and Your Love (soft and reassuring) and Blazing and Did it on them (no-holds barred).
Jan 2, 2011 9:54AM
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My Pazz & Jop ballot will be available online from the Voice whenever the Voice sees fit--don't even know the date. But I figure this year's Dean's List should be up on B&N third week of January or so. Right now I'm doubting Barbie World will be on it.
Jan 2, 2011 9:25AM
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Dean, any chance we'll be seeing your Pazz and Jop ballot in the near future?
Jan 1, 2011 2:27PM
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The same mentor who's recommended Barbie World sent me a Mediafire link and for the first time in my life I succeeded in downloading it, getting it into iTunes, and burning a disc, which I'm playing now. How good? Don't know yet. Pink Friday took a while, so I'll give it some time.


Dec 31, 2010 3:42PM
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I wound up buying Barbie World from mixgrind.com ($6.49 total).  mixtapekings, which I've used in the past and would ordinarily have been my first choice, was out of stock.  I'll report back if it actually arrives.  Yeah, mp3 versions are all over the web for free, but I like my mixtapes pressed on nice shiny cds.  Old school.
Dec 31, 2010 2:58PM
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'Spose Minaj even knows who Jean Grae is/(was?)? For all her boasting, none of it's aimed at the proper targets. Lil' Kim? Really? Another guest-verse queen is all she ever was outside of gift-wrapping, which maybe is what all the beef is really about.  I wouldn't say Kim even had a real MC resume. Shante? I can only guess what Rox would say if she were in the box.
Dec 31, 2010 1:14PM
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You can search Mediafire, Rapidshare, and the like on Filestube dot com (and then there are other options after that), but if you want to keep things strictly legal, that might be a battle you can't win without paying.
Dec 31, 2010 10:02AM
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You probably don't want to pay, but I have always had good luck at Mixtape.com and it's cheap (I can't include the link without MSN blocking me). Also, I would recommend BEAM ME UP SCOTTY over BARBIE.

Mediafire has a BARBIE WORLD link up that's working fine for me, and it's free. Again, I can't post the link, but just Google the mixtape title and hunt for it--it's just a page or so away at furthest.

Dec 31, 2010 9:39AM
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Folks, I have a question. Having Rhapsodied the three bonus Nicki Minaj tracks twice and liked them though I don't know how they'd track on the album, I was advised by a trusted mentor to try and download the Barbie World mixtape. I have now devoted half an hour to the fruitless pursuit of this task. Regestered at two different sites, Datapiff and some hip-hop discussion group deal whose name I don't want to figure out right now. In the first case it took half a dozen tries before it would even recognize my constantly reconfirmed email, after which Norton said don't download this, and then when I went back it wouldn't recognize me again. In the second it started doing the same **** and I thought the hell with this I'll try somewhere else, which was no better. I don't trust these sites anyway--every one is a hack attack waiting to happen as far as I'm concerned. So I'm giving the **** up even though I did manage to download both Dar Racist mixtapes a few weeks ago, ditto with Girl Talk. (All of which will be reviewed eventually.) Is there a good answer to a site or two where oldish mixtapes can be easily obtained? Because I'm definitely not gonna try to keep up as they come out. There are too many, and most are way too patchy.
Dec 31, 2010 8:14AM
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This and I'm out: I guess we better give up on a CONSUMER GUIDE OF THE OUGHTS, huh? On one hand, why do we need a book when it's all on-line? On the other, I am still wearing out the old ones (my Seventies guide is in two separate pieces), so why wouldn't I wear out a new one? We must keep physical texts alive, guys!
Dec 31, 2010 8:01AM
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Oops, that should be "when I SAY I'm honored to get a written-to-order Honorable Mention!"
Dec 31, 2010 8:00AM
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I admire DOOK OF THE BEATNIKS more than I play it. I find the ideas behind several of the songs superior to the execution, and they're not nuts enough overall--but it's hard to expect that at this point from the proudly un-altered Peter. And OUTERTAINMENT just doesn't quite live up to the possibilities--like I wrote earlier, the two geniuses aren't quite integrated, which is not really surprising.

No comment on Monae. Too showbizzy, perhaps? She's more interesting by a mile, I think, than Eminem.

Anyway, Happy New Year to you all and may you play all A+ tracks tonight! Robert, thanks for all the insights over the years (especially, thanks for always tracking Gramps, Stampfel, Swamp Dogg, Ralph Carney, Charlie Burton--that guy needs some encouragement right about now--and those quiet originals swimming against the current; don't forget about Marshall Chapman and Pierced Arrows, the latter formerly known as Dead Moon!) and may you never give up pursuing them. I am sure I speak for at least most of us when I'm honored to get a written-to-order Honorable Mention!

Dec 31, 2010 7:01AM
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Fellas--this isn't gonna happen often--writing Honorable Mentions, of which neither of these is a prime example, is a habit I'm succeeding in breaking, just finally put that not-bad Wavves album away after far too many plays. But these were on hand and I thought under the circumstances I'd share. I think Dook of the Beatniks is far better than either myself.


Peter Stampfel & Baby Gramps, Outertainment (Red Newt '10): "way over a century of knowledge of American music, way over a century's common ground," but also, "I enjoy the possibility of going nuts" ("Bar Bar," "Ghost Train of Freak Mountain"); ***

 

Peter and Zoë Stampfel, **** in the Air (Jolly Olga): the new originals are precious, the remakes worth the reminder ("Demon in the Ground," "We're Still Here"); ***

 

Dec 31, 2010 12:50AM
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Robert Christgau will give it an A just so that you'll eat your iPod.  Please put it on Youtube.
Dec 30, 2010 11:39PM
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Just listened to remaining 6 songs from 'Outertainment', and........holy ****!, we have something here boys....... these are even more ****ed-up, bold exercises in folksy silliness than the other 10, yet all coalesce beautifully in your brain. I can't imagine this, unlike Pink Friday, not being record of the year. If Xgau doesn't give this A+, I'll eat my iPod.
Dec 30, 2010 9:02PM
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I know we're getting off the topic, but that "Outertainment" album that Phil referred me to has satisfied me to no end, and that's from listening to just 10 of the 16 tracks that Rhapsody allows me to hear. So, unless the other six are duds, and I doubt they are with these proven artists, this may be another 'Have Moicy!'.  And it has Robert Christgau written all over it: messy, cerebral, quirky but tuneful, fun folk songs. Thanks, Phil!


But let's go back to Pink Friday, which I'm having trouble getting to click, but, knowing the Dean, it'll happen sometime.

Dec 30, 2010 11:52AM
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You guys are making it very hard not to comment on "Have Moicy!" in detail. Damn you all.

On topic; I will listen to Pink Friday when the opportunity arises.

Dec 30, 2010 10:35AM
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HAVE MOICY! is not going to be topped for at least another millennium. I like OUTERTAINMENT, esp. "Bar Bar" and "Gutwagon" (where Gramps beats Waits and Dylan at their own games), but they don't play together as much as I'd pictured when I'd heard about it. Admittedly, with those two, that would be quite a trick, though Peter has experience with bullheaded eccentrics. Gramps played a few years ago at the high school I teach at and gobstopped the kids--it was like a musical visit from Mars.
Dec 30, 2010 8:46AM
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Phil, "Outertainment" is no "Have Moicy!" (of course) but it does have "Bar Bar," perhaps the greatest (and funniest, of course) good time/bad time anthem since "Going to Acapulco."
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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