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Leonard Cohen/EMA

"And Let the Heavens Hear It/The Penitential Hymn"

By Xgau Jan 31, 2012 7:06AM

Leonard Cohen: Old Ideas (Columbia)

So subtly that it takes forever to sink in and so slowly that reading along is a must, Cohen coughs up his first studio album in eight years, meaning his next is due when he's 85 unless he dies first, which seems to be his bet. Except maybe for Johnny Cash's, no death album has ever come across quite this somber. Since Cohen generated the succulent 2009 Live in London as well as the prunelike 2010 Songs From the Road during the never-ending tour that intervened, it's conceivable that he's playing up the fragility of his crumbling baritone to back that bet as the usual panoply of handmaidens provides soul, sweetening, and breathing room. But give it its long chance and you'll find that not only is Cohen's sense of humor alive and kicking from the first words, in which Cohen famously ventriloquizes for Jahweh himself, but that the final song is keyed to the refrain "You want to change the way I make love/I want to leave it alone." Naturally, what he wants to leave alone is left ambiguous‑-his feckless, lubricious, needy, expert way of making love, or making love itself? If the former, what's this "saved by a blessed fatigue"? And if the latter, what's this "her braids and her blouse all undone"? Eight years younger than Cohen myself, I wouldn't be surprised if it's both, and don't look forward to the relevant critical insights the future will almost certainly afford me. A MINUS

 

EMA: Past Life Martyred Saints (Souterrain Transmissions)

Erika Anderson claims "Zen nihilism" is what you get growing up on South Dakota's bleak prairie under South Dakota's endless sky, which sounds reasonable until you start counting how many South Dakotans feel this way: approximately one. So insofar as she pretends her willful pose is the holy truth, she's annoying. What saves that pose is the willful power of a presentation less Courtney Love or Chan Marshall than PJ Harvey‑-"nothin and nothin and nothin and nothin" as an emotional reality that's her truth whether she's maxing out on free love or playing Russian roulette with a butterfly knife.

B PLUS

 

199Comments
Feb 2, 2012 3:10PM
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Highest rated Christgau C+, C, etc.

How'd you know I had  Zingalamaduni and The End of the Innocence on my list??




Feb 2, 2012 12:16PM
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Old Ideas is currently number ONE on Amazon's 100 Best Sellers list.
Feb 1, 2012 11:01AM
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(2/2) So let me then go ahead and say/type this: rocker rocker, it's been a couple of days (or whatever; last month was a rapid haze) since you posted anything, but it still feels like you to me around here. So though it's better for me and probably a handful of others if you stay ****ed off, I would really like to find out who you are. Barring a long-forgotten spell of innocently intentioned sock puppet fun (designated by our man Christgau, who is obviously my biggest fan!!!!!!!!, as Not That Funny), I've been 100% out in the open from day one here -- my name is really Ryan Maffei and every little tale I've told has been documentary-accurate. Aspects of the nature of my being might put people off, reflexively or otherwise, but the presentation of an unadulterated self allows everybody here a wealth of evidence with which to help clarify those impressions. I'm like my writing, really -- tangled and dramatic and self-absorbed and scruffy and mildly affrontive and comparatively pretentious, something I've been called all my ****in' life. But like my writing, if you really get down to it, if you really take a look at it, there's something substantial there. Something substantial and thought-out and complex and well-intentioned and totally sensible even if it's expressed in kind of a broken-up and unclear way. So yeah, **** you if you walk away without seeing that, but at least I'm out there for people to make judgments about. I'm always grateful when somebody explains their objections and gives and me an opportunity to reply. In certain cases a brilliant guy like Duke. will lay it all out for me and I know for a fact I haven't been misunderstood. Arguments are only worth starting when there's something wrong being done. And your decision to hide behind an ID that makes it impossible to draw any inferences about your own character or your way of going about forming and drafting opinions is wrong. So come out to play, and I'd love to talk about me w/ you.

What am I trying to say? I dunno. Who cares? Just remember, I guess, if you all haven't, that the survival of any thriving community takes work and open communication, even if that work isn't physical and that open communication is handled under the very mild constraints of internet anonymity (sometimes). We can grouse about thumbs all we want and we can advise ignorance of thumbs all we want. But none of whatever negativity is in the air around here will go away until it gets settled. Because really, i'd imagine it's fairly impossible for an internet community of people who've (mostly) never met, dedicated to discourse about things in which we are generally not participants, to ever burn down bridges or boil up a batch of bad blood with any threat of permanency. So those who attempt such things are the ones we ought to worry about the most, wouldn't you say?
Jan 31, 2012 8:13PM
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The Cohen album disappeared temporarily due to my experimental attempt to get the new blogroll to load. Never mind the details. Point is that getting this done was frustrating, and I want to live with it for a while before I even try any revisions. If anybody notices bugs, though, please let me know.


Jan 31, 2012 4:50PM
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Please thumb bomb this post.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* By thumb bombing this post you agree to enter into an open marriage with Newt and Callista Gingich as well as Newt's ex-wives.  You must call Newt a genius after every orgasm.  (His, not yours.  You don't get any.)  Your thumb bomb is a legally binding commitment.

Feb 2, 2012 8:36AM
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At the risk of backtracking too far, the Ed Sanders who co-produced the Leonard Cohen album is usually ID'd as Edward Sanders. He's Cohen's manager. 

Sidenote: Patrick Leonard recorded Cohen's vocals in Cohen's living room (into a laptop, if I have the story right). They had to stop when someone was running a leafblower outside. 
Jan 31, 2012 12:06PM
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With the passing of Etta James, I dutifully went to Bob's site to see what he had to say about her.  I don't own any Etta and I was surprised to see the number of records that he surveyed.  I'm sure I've read some in the past but now was the time to reacquaint myself. Fascinating narrative as always--and this brings me to my point.

Most of the Dean's reviews have a "I was there" moment. That is, a majority of his reviews were evaluated at the time they were released. When reading the reviews of a major artist that spans a 10, 20 or 30 year time span--the 'tiny novels' compose a grand narrative.

Is it nitpicking of me to suggest that when I read Jay-Z's page I'm totally thrown by a review of The Black Album that mentions Watch The Throne?  Now I understand that when Bob wrote the 70's book there were reevaluations aplenty (let's call them revals)--and it's completely understandable that he wanted to update the language of those reviews.  Complex artists such as Stevie Wonder and Bob Marley got the reval they deserved and when the book was published it was all of a piece.

I suspect the Expert Witness column may provoke more revals in the future.  My question is: should the reval reviews be "added" to an artists page or should it be wholesale substituted as Tom has done.  I realize that if Tom doesn't do a substitute, then when a reader plugs The Black Album in the search engine--well, 2 reviews would pop out and that would be confusing.  But even so, I would love to see The Black Album review next to Watch The Throne...where it belongs.

I swear I'm not a minutia guy!--just a narrative lover...
Feb 2, 2012 10:31AM
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Xgau: you're absolutely right, and I have a solution, I think. Since we're dealing with such a mass of data here--and we may not come away with any more than 3 or 4 conclusive EW favorites--I'll try to do more with it than the typical P&J poll. I'm gonna crank out some meta-data. 

What's our favorite decade? Our favorite year? Our favorite artist? Our favorite genre? Are we actually a bunch of stoners? And if voters would be kind enough to send me their ages (and genders, ho-ho), I can come up with some compelling information about that, too. For instance: 40-somethings love such and such, and everyone seems to have a thing for The Big Album that came out their first year of college... etc., etc. We'll get a better sense of each other and this community's tastes--what makes us tick. It'll be fun as hell.
Feb 2, 2012 11:02PM
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Well, I guess I have to correct Tatum on his misquote:

Tom Hull once opined that "something not worth doing well is not worth doing at all," a maxim from his days as a programmer.

What I actually said was that "something not worth doing at all isn't worth doing well." His version is more intuitive, at least to people with a quality fetish -- a malady that, I'm afraid, has dogged me throughout my career. But I've all too frequently run into cases where someone committed something that shouldn't be done but we were stuck with. Projects like that tend to get put off because there's no good solution, so that's when I came up with my quip. (Then I spent two days hacking together an interface that became obsolete and unused the day after I demoed it.)

Tatum did work far above my standards on KISS. If, on the other hand, I ever pull my Journey reviews together, you'll see what I mean.


Feb 2, 2012 3:32PM
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Ryan - No kidding!  I honestly thought you were poking fun at your critics!  Why else would you tell us about some random guy's birthday? So, sorry.  I thought I was complimenting your joke.

Michael Tatum - I do not want to say that I read every word of you latest magnum opus yet (http://goo.gl/Evbph) but: "And sometimes when the tapes are rolling?" had me laughing, and it wasn't even the best line.

It's a comprehensive Consumer Guide to KISS, and must be seen to be believed.
Feb 1, 2012 11:32AM
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Jeff Callahan to Ryan Maffei: Since troll "rocker rocker" will never reveal his true identity, and since he may not be the source of all the down-thumbs anyway (really? two thumbs down just for telling people that Pitchfork reviewed the new Leonard Cohen?), I say motherf*ck him and John Wayne...

 

Ignore, ignore, ignore. 

Feb 1, 2012 8:56AM
Feb 1, 2012 12:35PM
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Cohen's album required no sink-in time for me--lovely and modest and warm from first spin, with several tunes in the three minute range and a higher-than-usual laugh-line quotient. I'm also surprised and delighted to see a producer's credit on it for the great Ed Sanders. Nice to see a couple of old scush-slurfers find each other late in life.

And at the risk of awakening any slumbering Thumbelinas, can I just say that I really like Lana Del Rey's album? With her monotone-vocals-over-absurdly-ornate-music and I-will-love-you-until-the-end-of-time, Lana has more in common with Lenny than anyone wants to admit, and the album is expert gloomy pop, with sneaky melodic hooks and a lot of flat-out excellent writing ("I'm off to the races/Cases of Bacardi chasers/Chasing me all over town"). Anybody who avoids it because of her duck lips or her dot com trust fund or her name change or her SNL flame-out (when exactly did we start caring what Brian Williams thinks?) is missing something worthwhile.

Feb 2, 2012 12:52PM
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I know I'm late to the party on this, but I just listened to Teddybears' Devil's Music. Holy cow, what a great album!
Feb 2, 2012 3:38PM
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I was in a taxicab once in which the driver forced me to listen to The End of the Innocence almost in its entirety.  The fascinating part about it was that at one point the driver told me how much Henley meant to him, that he was seeing him in concert soon, that kind of thing.  Honestly, I was so moved, so spellbound by his affection for the man that I didn't complain (nor did I make any Big Lebowski jokes).  When someone testifies ecstatically about an artist you dislike that much...I don't know, there's something pretty amazing about that.  You realize that regardless how much of a moron you might think X is, that moron has had a real impact on someone else's life -- a positive one.  As I got out of the cab, I shook his hand with a genuinely warm grin.  Then I went home and listened to A Thousand Leaves
Feb 2, 2012 2:22PM
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If you're going to proceed with the G.O.A.T. poll, you really have to figure out how to deal with the best-of problem. Cannot leave them out, but especially with a '50s guy who's been shaken up and stirred dozens of times, you can't count them all as different, either. Or can you? Glad I don't have to decide.



Feb 2, 2012 12:39AM
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I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.

It's early enough in the new year that I'll allow myself to suggest this (also: Joey's excellent amateur P&J is now mostly behind us): 

I propose we all unearth our 25 favorite albums and rank them relative to one another with 250 quality points. 

Twenty-five albums for four reasons: 

1.    If we list only 10 albums, I doubt the fifty regular voters here will produce a conclusive total. Breadth, people.

2.    I want all of you to dig deep into your stacks to find those old, old favorites you may have forgotten. This project is as much about nostalgia as anything. 

3.    All-time lists are a lot of fun. And we've met a bunch of new friends since we last discussed this. 

4.    Who doesn't want a quantitative list of their own tastes? It's science! It's objective! It's Al Green! 

The poll's called The Life and Adventures of Robertson Chrusoe after our awesome host, and of course the early Daniel Defoe isolation novel. These are--after all--your desert island discs. Choose carefully. You may be the victim of an Italian cruise someday. 

Points range: Same as always: 30-5!

Lists are due--naturally--next Friday (readers, giggle) at midnight. That's 2 / 10 / 2012. I will tally and present the first moment I'm able. 

Email me at:       NAF   @   DARTMOUTH   .   EDU     Capitalization doesn't matter. Get listening'

Feb 2, 2012 8:34AM
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Regarding alltime poll: I predict a computation nightmare with many singletons. Singletons are the compiler's nightmare. Tough for voters, too. But go at it, lads, if so you must.


Jan 31, 2012 6:01PM
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Raul: If you're new to Leonard Cohen, try hearing Live in London first. He was in his seventies then, too, but livelier, and the songs are even better.
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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