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Now That's What I Call Club Hits 2/Taylor Swift

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By Xgau Feb 4, 2011 2:09AM

Now That's What I Call Club Hits 2 (EMI)

If the Now cartel's  records weren't so uniformly patchy I'd think they'd done it on purpose: 10 straight "dynamite" tracks, to borrow Taio Cruz's cutting-edge metaphor before he tries to copyright it, followed by six straight‑-well, not quite duds, but songs to sit down to. What differentiates good from ordinary isn't purity of talent or purpose, though Christina Aguilera and Adam Lambert certainly fulfill their dull destinies. Lady Gaga excepted, it isn't genius either, though Ian Nieman, whoever he is, comes close, expanding and overdriving Jason Derulo's high-generic "Ridin' Solo" into ramalama history. It's just inspired mechanics, as the same sounds and techniques that make it such a chore to dance to most dance music once your adrenalin recedes are propelled from the booming din by one or more extra-clever tricks. A trifecta of synth hooks on David Guetta and Chris Willis's "Gettin' Over You." La Roux's "Bulletproof" goosed with both treated echoes and "natural" crooning‑-and then seguing directly to drum 'n' electrosqueezebox custom-designed to juice the Black Eyed Peas' "Imma Be." Etc. A MINUS


Taylor Swift: Speak Now (Big Machine)

The 14 songs last upwards of 67 minutes, some 4:45 apiece; they're overlong and overworked. And I believe what I read about their origins in the romantic and other feelings of America's Ingenue for identifiable major and minor celebrities, which may thrill her fanbase but means approximately nothing to me. Even in their overwork, however, they evince an effort that bears a remarkable resemblance to care‑-that is, to caring in the best, broadest, and most emotional sense. I even like the one about Kanye West‑-including when I remember that it's about Kanye West, which usually I don't. A MINUS

 


218Comments
Feb 7, 2011 11:49PM
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"What is it about Jehovah's Witnesses and R'n'R?"

They have this thing about Saturday.
Feb 7, 2011 9:02PM
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also:  "he defies not only the laws of sexual inhibition, but also the laws of copyright" made me pee my pants a little.
Feb 7, 2011 9:00PM
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enjoying the perfect sound forever articles.  so far read Girl Talk and The Bonde.  something i was thinking about.  gillis's nice-guy, bring-the-party-to-everyone stage energy reminds me very much of andrew w.k.'s performances.  the kind of guy who would sign every last autograph then shepherd crowds of people to 7-eleven for the after party.
Feb 7, 2011 8:43PM
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JeffC77-- I know what you mean. I'm listening to Blow Your Head for the second time this evening. 

rhandofnixon-- Thx. Planning to stream that next.


Feb 7, 2011 8:40PM
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What is it about Jehovah's Witnesses and R'n'R? When I think of JW's, all that comes to mind for me in the whole wide world is David Thomas, Lester Bangs, Patti Smith, and Prince, only the latter of whom is/was a definitive practitioner, but is there some sort of causative relationship? I'm not aware of JW's of a comparable stature in, for instance, politics or (my field) medicine. Conversely, I can't think of a short list of Methodists or Quakers in the R'n'R pantheon. What gives?

BTW, once again, the Wiki page on Jehovah's witnesses really rocks. Kudos to the net.
Feb 7, 2011 8:31PM
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Just came across a mixtape of current North African hip-hop.  I wish there were translations, but just anger in the voices is something.  Stream and download here (remove the spaces):

enoughgaddafi . com / ? page_id=294

Feb 7, 2011 8:07PM
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Listening to Blow Your Head again, this time at window-rattling volume. If some club kid somewhere can figure out a way to combine this kind of techno ice with r&b fire, rock guitar, and lyrics that are about something besides just blowing your head, the result could well be Twenty-First Century Punk Rock, Man.

Feb 7, 2011 6:43PM
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Finally finished reading the new edition of Perfect Sound Forever.  Great articles every one.  I especially enjoyed the pieces on Danger Mouse, Girl Talk and the Meters.  Robert - great job editing your obviously talented students. 
Feb 7, 2011 2:34PM
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I always forget about the Jehovah's Witness stuff. Explains everything. Religious beliefs are religious beliefs as long as you don't actively impose them on others, which has never been a serious problem with Prince. Remaining an interesting much less growing artist, however, probably is, especially since neither intellectual discrimination or a healthy sense of self and not-self has ever been his strong suit. I managed to hear that dumb Brit-newspaper only thing and it was pretty bad.
Feb 7, 2011 1:55PM
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Tom, I hear you.  While doing my research just now I came across the following, from a post on an unofficial Prince chatboard:

"I hate hearing anything, rumors or otherwise, about Prince being homophobic or religiously judgemental of gays... his openness gave me a lot of courage when I was young."

I'm straight, but on the gender-fluid side, and I remember that one thing that definitely drew me to his stuff way back when was that fluidity and (seeming) openness and acceptance which, (gosh, what a shock) turned out to have its limits.

OK, done now, thanks for listening.
Feb 7, 2011 1:40PM
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Continued from previous post:

I don't even want to wade into his well-reported long-tempestuous relationship with Wendy and Lisa, in which at one point in 2000 (as has been reported by W&L, among others) he was urging a press conference at which he would report that the Revolution would be getting back together, but at which Wendy and Lisa would be required to publicly renounce their "lifestyle."    RC was right to peg him as "confused," and of course, we all are, to some extent or another.  But despite all his talk about finding a ladder, after all this time there seems to be a large part of him that feels just fine swimming around in his same old muddle.  I'm certainly pulling for him to find his way through, but as previously stated, I've got little interest in swimming with him any more.
Feb 7, 2011 1:39PM
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I guess there are plenty of nice things about living in a hand-crafted, self-enclosed fantasy world.  But, boy, there are some big downsides.  I think I'm going to go listen to "If I Was Your Girlfriend," and then maybe "When You Were Mine."
Feb 7, 2011 1:31PM
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OK, was searching for the quote, and discovered a bit more than that.  This first is from the source of the controversy, a 2008 New Yorker article:


"Recently, Prince hosted an executive who works for Philip Anschutz, the Christian businessman whose company owns the Staples Center. “We started talking red and blue,” Prince said. “People with money—money like that—are not affected by the stock market, and they’re not freaking out over anything. They’re just watching. So here’s how it is: you’ve got the Republicans, and basically they want to live according to this.” He pointed to a Bible. “But there’s the problem of interpretation, and you’ve got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, but it doesn’t. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got blue, you’ve got the Democrats, and they’re, like, ‘You can do whatever you want.’ Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.”

When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ” "


Next, Claire Hoffman, the author of the article:

"I just interviewed Prince and he wouldn’t let me use a tape recorder or my notepad.  I walked out and sat in my car and wrote for an hour.  I don’t have long chunks of dialogue, but I was able to remember stuff. 

Do you normally tape?
For the magazine stuff I normally try to tape.  You can have longer dialogue, but for newspapers I don’t, just because you don’t have enough time.  I’m a pretty fast writer, just from doing newspapers."


Finally, Ann Powers, from her interview with him:

He did not vote for Proposition 8. In fact, he didn't vote at all. "I didn't vote for Obama either," he explained. "Jehovah's Witnesses haven't voted for their whole inception." The controversy over a recent New Yorker "Talk of the Town" item, which Prince feels implied he supported the gay-marriage ban, has upset him. It's the first thing he wanted to discuss when the Web geeks had gone and we were alone. "I have friends that are gay and we study the Bible together," he said. He added that two sides fighting "only benefit the third person" who instigated the fight."



Feb 7, 2011 1:25PM
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I guess I am getting old enough to start to think that it's helpful in many ways to let lyricists reflect their community norms in their art. Someone brought up country music, and I think that is a great example-- you can discern attitudes about women in rural conservative America and how they change by following the history of the music. To me, that's more important than what any one individual says (and one reason, I bet, why Marcus recanted on Terrordome, as he got some historical perspective on it). We can have this same discussion about Ray Charles or the Angry Samoans (who, through the window of time, sound just as infantile as they actually were). When Eminem goes all homophobic I get irritated and I turn it off occasionally, but I'm not really offended. If he really acted that way, then I'd get upset and I'd probably stop listening to his music. I think maybe that is the point Elton John was trying to make.
Feb 7, 2011 1:08PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_7LqwJhs84

If that link doesn't work, this will: 

http://youtu.be/y_7LqwJhs84

Just copy and paste that link. The Wayne-as-President stuff starts around the 5:45 mark. Granted, he's out of his mind on syrup during the Q&A, but the comments are off-putting nonetheless. That aside, the whole documentary is fascinating. 
Feb 7, 2011 12:52PM
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Nickyfrooj: Misogyny and sexism aren't the same thing, and the standard hip-hip excuse that they're rapping in character has long since been extended by Wayne to mean--and whether he puts it this way himself or not is irrelevant--that he's rhyming within the formal usages in which both sexism and gun violence are conventions.  The character or aspect-of-myself excuses can also hold water--my favorite example is Ghostface's "Wildflower" on the same Ironman album that includes "Camay," and also M.O.P.'s "Ante Up." I think it's significant that these are old, because this stuff is changing within hip-hop.
All that said, where and when did Lil Wayne's child-support stupidity occur? And as it happens, I missed Prince's anti-gay slurs too. I really don't keep up with the gossip these days. Please inform.

Feb 7, 2011 11:46AM
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I don't require artists to be moral paragons because that would cost the world too much great art--from Picasso to Kanye West. Doesn't mean I can't or won't call them on their bullsh*t, particularly if I think it's particularly agregious or self-mythologizing. Nor will I give Lil Wayne or Kayne a "pass" for being *ssholes. It just means I recognize that they also possess genius-level skill and talent and flow...and that their tongues are usually planted firmly in their cheeks during the more outrageous stuff. Also: Kanye is as hard, if not harder, on himself, which shows moral and intellectual integrity--and proves even *ssholes can evolve.
Feb 7, 2011 10:24AM
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Can we be honest with ourselves? Weezy is a misogynist. And the moral meanderings on his records get a pass--from seemingly everyone, from Xgau himself. Is it because he's so f-cking funny? Can we excuse the sexism of a syrup'd genius? That's what we do...

For myself? Eh, morality doesn't figure into art--I can't be bothered to listen to most country for tuneful reasons. But I'll still listen to good ol' Ray Charles now and again, even though a woman's place isn't right there in the home. But a certain bloc of you won't accept it. Will you? What about Weezy's sexist bombast? 

I remember being shocked watching an unofficial documentary in which Wayne says his first act as President would be to exempt every American male from child support and alimony payments. 
Feb 7, 2011 10:14AM
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I'm not a moral relativist, but I still try to avoid surrounding myself with people/art that unilaterally reinforces my positions.  I have problems with the sexual politics of a lot of early country music, for instance, but I don't simply shut it out on account of that, not least because I think that if my beliefs really are right they'll hold up to the assault.  As they say in philosophy, attack the argument, not the conclusion.  With respect to music, that means listen.

There is a limit, though, that's reached when then artist is actually doing something wrong with their art.  I am not subjecting my ears to Sizzla, for instance.
Feb 7, 2011 9:50AM
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SF:  Aaaaaah . . . Thanks for the description.  Sorry I missed it is way too cliche.  More like glad they did it at all.  When I heard about it I had assumed it would be one of those two or three original members with friends added in.  But not so, happily.  Mick Ralphs and Ian Hunter together.  Maybe they weren't the greatest band of all time, but they were absolutely my favorite there for a little while.  The combination of intelligence, attitude, perspective and big g/b/d is a reason to live all by itself.

 

And JY:  From your previous postings you certainly don't need my help, nonetheless referrencing your Bloodshot compliation (I doubt all of these are on that label so don't know how compulsive you tend to be):  I have a Sally Timms Best Of file that I play the crap out of that includes "Toenail Moon" from the Wee Hairy Beasties' Animal Crackers, "Rock Me To Sleep" from the same album as "Cry Cry Cry" (2nd EDIT:  Oops, you already had that one listed.  Missed it when I scanned your list the first time), plus her and Jon together on "Down to Dover" from Songs of False Hope and High Values and on "The Plans We've Made" from the first Executioner's Last Songs.  And "Hearts of Stone" and "Ghosts of American Astronauts" from the Mekons' B+ So Good it Hurts.

 

Might provide some sonic balance, besides which she's just that good.

 

EDIT:  To second Jmel:  Jay-Z's Decoded got high marks from a young rapper acquaintance of mine.  I haven't read it yet but it is on my To Do list.

 

 

 

 

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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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