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Lady Gaga/Pink

Girlpop's Greatest Hitters

By Xgau Jun 21, 2011 4:54AM

Lady Gaga: Born This Way (Streamline/Interscope/KonLive)

First of all, avoid the "Special Edition." Of the three extra songs, only "The Queen" would be a decent B side, and the remixes are as unnecessary as usual. Even at normal length, moreover, this isn't up to The Fame or The Fame Monster. But both of those keep growing, and with its mad momentum and nutty thematics, this one could too--despite being laid down on tour trailed by 28 semis. Ever the non-Catholic, I let "Judas" and "Bloody Mary" slide while going all googly-eared for the hilarious "Hair," where the nimbus of every woman's vanity becomes the cutting edge of every woman's freedom, and "Americano," a marriage proposal to a Chicana in a flowered skirt that's as sincere and unreliable as The Fame Monster's "Alejandro," where the title inamorato keeps morphing into Fernando and Roberto. This lags seriously only on the one with unicorns in it, a no-no not even Gaga can safely defy, and a big closer that just doesn't take the whole effort over the top where it belongs. The country song in particular is a hoot, which reminds me that the title track wasn't inspired solely by "Express Yourself." Close your eyes on the refrain and you can almost hear Carl Perkins lining out "You've got the right string baby but the wrong yo-yo." A MINUS

 

Pink: Greatest Hits . . . So Far!!! (LaFace/Jive)

Nine of these 16 tracks are from albums with their own strong identities, including four from the 2001 policy statement Misundaztood, the rest of which holds up fine even without them. Normally, that would be too many. But the same four songs transfer nicely from that concept album to a best-of that salvages the pugnacious "So What," links "Trouble" to "Glitter in the Air," and adds two top-shelf Max Martin blends. It's where I will go for a shot of the longterm hitmaker rather than the 21-year-old who's finding herself in public. A MINUS

 

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Jun 21, 2011 12:42PM
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Tom: Don't know if this counts, but Willie Nelson's Greatest Hits (And Some That Will Be) came out in 1981.

Jun 21, 2011 12:37PM
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Question: has any artist who insisted on adding something like "So Far" to a "Greatest Hits" collection gone on to have enough future hits to warrant another collection? There must be several dozen examples, and for me they always raise that question -- and so far Pink is no exception.

I don't have good data on this, but looking quickly at the data I do have, I see: Susan Ashton, BTO, CSN&Y, Eileen Ivers, Anne Murray, Sinead O'Connor, PIL. Nothing there invalidates my thesis. If anything, it suggests a stronger one: has any such artist gone on to have any subsequent hits?


Jun 21, 2011 12:31PM
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Guthrie:  I'd also add Reynolds Blissed Out and (especially) Bring the Noise.  And Frith's Music for Pleasure is a fantastic collection of essays.  If you can find it, he also co-authored a really good book called Art into Pop, largely about the art school influence on British rock (and roll). I haven't read Mark Fisher's Michael Jackson essay collection, but his Capitalist Realism has some interesting ideas.  Not the easiest guy to read, but check out his website to get an idea of what he's about (just google K-Punk and you'll get to it).

 

Have fun - why theory?  Why not?

 

Jun 21, 2011 12:04PM
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Guthrie: I'm allergic to academic prose (seriously--I swell up and drip all over) but Reynolds and Frith are certainly worth a look--try Rip It Up And Start Again or Generation Ecstasy for Reynolds (haven't seen Retromania), Performing Rites or Sound Effects for Frith. My favorite music-chat book is Richard Meltzer's A Whore Just Like The Rest, but I can't imagine that'll be much help to you. I highly recommend the two EMP Pop Conference collections, This Is Pop and Listen Again, both edited by Eric Wiesbard and both models of readable, enjoyable music writing--and the notes at the end of each piece might send you off in some interesting directions. 

Jun 21, 2011 11:40AM
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WHO CAN HELP ME?!!!

 

Showing a bit of nerve here, again. Not the first time I've asked for some tips on good books. This is also partly inspired by the Frankfurt school / pop culture theory thread that took place a couple of entries back.

 

However, between now and January '12 I gots to write a dissertation and want to write about Pop Music because I love Pop Music. I'm allowed to write about anything I want as long as I apply Critical Theory and use good references.

 

Except I don't know where to start! I think I'm interested in gender/celebrity/musical personas/music as product v music as art but that could easily all change if I get inspired by something else.

 

So I've gotten a bit of SIMON FRITH / SIMON REYNOLDS are these guys interesting?(my tutor keeps harping on about REYNOLDS new book Retromania, anyone read it?, plus also she told me about some Mark Fisher book called Resistable Demise of Michael Jackson). I've got a couple of Da Capo collections to sift through woopee...

 

But my bibliography is still terribly slim atm, so can I ask what pop music books have people been inspired by here, or has instilled in people deep dissertation-friendly type ponderances? I don't care whether it's popular criticism or thoroughly academic or a mixture.... GO!

 

student in need

Jun 21, 2011 11:34AM
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I assumed that Alejandro's middle names were Fernando Roberto. I like our host's solution better.
Jun 21, 2011 9:57AM
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The Holy Modal Rounders do a fun version of that one.   Someone should try a mashup.

Yay for the Pink as well...I've been enjoying that one a lot since it came out.

Jun 21, 2011 9:52AM
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I don't know that Carl Perkins song, but I definitely want to hear it now.

 

Jun 21, 2011 9:25AM
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FWIW, the 28 figure comes from a news account of the difficulties of Gaga's European tour. I'm not really sure they were semis. Could have been some panel trucks in there. But I admit--I thought semis sounded cooler. We critics are allowed our metaphors too.


Jun 21, 2011 8:47AM
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I'm picturing something like a cross between The Muppet Movie and one of the more political Bertolucci films.
Jun 21, 2011 8:20AM
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a traveling lecture hall
Oh, good idea!
Jun 21, 2011 8:01AM
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I was sort of enjoying the absurd mental image I had of a touring Lady Gaga on the road followed by a frowning Robert Christgau piloting a semi, trailed by 27 other Christgau-owned semis.
Hah! And he would use one of the semi's as a traveling lecture hall though the acoustics would be horrible and it'd get quite hot this time of year...
Jun 21, 2011 7:36AM
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I'm disappointed the "my 28 semis" / "by 28 semis" thing got fixed as quickly as it did. I was sort of enjoying the absurd mental image I had of a touring Lady Gaga on the road followed by a frowning Robert Christgau piloting a semi, trailed by 27 other Christgau-owned semis.
Jun 21, 2011 7:11AM
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I guarantee you Carl Perkins is rolling over in his grave.
Jun 21, 2011 6:13AM
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Appologies for the brevity of my previous post but any further details caused it to be treated as Spam.
Jun 21, 2011 6:09AM
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While not immediately relevant to the current post Cheb i Sabbah is an artist who has received favorable reviews from Robert.

Cheb i Sabbah  has been diagnosed with Stage 4 stomach cancer and urgently requires help.

Jun 21, 2011 5:29AM
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I think "my 28 semis" should read "by 28 semis"?  Anyway, I happened to pick up the Gaga on Sunday.  At this early stage I would agree with Jason that taking it in small doses at the start is a good way to go.  Sounds like this one needs to breathe.  And that "Judas" hook annoys me so much now that I'm sure I'll love it in a week.
 
Edit:  Thanks Rob B.  I was posting as you beat me to the punch!
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Okay, that makes sense. Thanks Rob!
Jun 21, 2011 5:27AM
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Patrick, I think that was supposed to read "trailed by 28 semis," as in, "Gaga doesn't travel light."
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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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