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Das Racist/Ice Cube

Keeping It Unreal

By Xgau Sep 20, 2011 1:05AM

 Das Racist: Relax (Greedhead)

Setting aside their dreams of biz advances and street glory, they form their own label to showcase a bunch of mostly alt-rock beats‑-meaning Chairlift and Yeasayer as opposed to MGMT‑-that reflect their actually existing cultural orientation and almost add up to a sound. Then they construct an album-not-mixtape around the theme of money, including the capital they accrued as they pursued their dreams. "Come to our shows and they're clapping again/Thank you my friends" isn't sarcastic, which doesn't mean it's devoid of irony or should be. "There's a brand new dance/Give us all your money/Everybody love everybody" is sarcastic. "Michael Jackson/A million dollars" is meta. "I ain't backing out till I own a bank to brag about" is protest. "I'm at the White Castle"/"I don't see you here dog" is follow-up. "Your booty is a lifeline" is a religious interlude. A

 

Ice Cube: The Essentials (Priority '08)

The card-carrying O.G. and ultimate fake gangsta dares you to distinguish among the very intelligent guy, the writer of talent, the committed role player, the cuddly comedy star, and the flat-out liar. Brazenly sharing just three 1992-1993 tracks with the same label's 2001 Greatest Hits‑-the swaggering "Check Yo Self," the peaceable "It Was a Good Day," and the doomed "What Can I Do?"‑-this downplays his hard act because hard is getting old, especially for him. It leads with two of hip-hop's great anti-moralizing sermons, the Snoop- and Lil Jon-powered "Go to Church" and the grinder's credo "A Bird in the Hand," then proceeds to his greatest song, the fact-filled paraplegic memoir "Ghetto Vet." It closes with "Dead Homiez" and "Cold Places," two distinct and convincing arguments for keeping ya head up and ya ass off the street. A MINUS


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Sep 23, 2011 7:38AM
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 With their combination of R&B, folk, country, blues, and rock 'n' roll, Lynyryd Skynyrd were America's Rolling Stones.
word!

Sep 23, 2011 7:27AM
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just fer the record:

1. James Blood Ulmer: Odyssey  15
2. Hüsker Dü: Metal Circus  13
3. Minutemen: Buzz or Howl Under the Influence of Heat  13
4. Cyndi Lauper: She’s So Unusual  12
5. Motörhead: Another Perfect Day  11
6. Sonic Youth: Confusion Is Sex  10
7. The Mekons: The English Dancing Master  10
8. Black Sabbath: Born Again  6
9. X: More Fun in the New World  5
10. The Blasters: Non Fiction  5

voted purely for what i would have MOST* likely wanted to play at the moment (day-week-month-year--is all the same to me), which is something i intend to do from here on out on these polls.

*actually, that's not entirely true since the Sabbath was the single 1983 record i most felt like playing again, closely followed by SY. oh well...
Sep 23, 2011 7:26AM
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R.E.M.? they were no Lynyrd Skynyrd, man. that's fo sho.
 With their combination of R&B, folk, country, blues, and rock 'n' roll, Lynyryd Skynyrd were America's Rolling Stones.
Sep 23, 2011 7:15AM
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R.E.M.? they were no Lynyrd Skynyrd, man. that's fo sho.
Sep 23, 2011 5:00AM
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Ahhh, sh!t. I'll email my boss, but he won't see it for hours. Out of the house from 1245 my time so this could take a while. Sorry.
I'll reboot, too. Could make a difference, probably not.


Sep 23, 2011 4:56AM
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Just as a point of information, I am trying to post and MSN isn't letting me. Says it posts only then it doesn't show up when I refresh--stays in the pending queue THAT ONLY ME AND MY EDITOR CAN SEE. This to find out whether it'll let me comment.


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Hope this doesn't get lost in the inbetween, but two semi-epon  albums I've never wanted to hear: Bang Bang, You're Terry Reid  and The Peanut Butter Conspiracy Is Spreading. 

R.E.M. broke up just in case there's ever another "Everything Rocks and Nothing Ever Dies" list. 

And I don't think anyone has commented on Christgau's HM-level assessment of The Carter IV  in his Jay-Z BN piece. I've only played it two or three times so far (an indicator in itself) but I had been noticing that he didn't seem to be enjoying either the music or his life with the same relish, and relish is frankly what made him top dog. Anyone?
Sep 23, 2011 1:14AM
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there's some bands I like to name-check
and one of them is R.E.M.
classic songs with a long history
Southern boys just like you and me

R.E.M.

flashback to 1983
Chronic Town was their first EP
later on came Reckoning
Finster's art, and titles to match --

 

So. Central Rain

(Don't Go Back To) Rockville
Harborcoat
Pretty Persuasion
yerborntobea Camera
TIME AFTER TIME -- MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG

TIME AFTER TIME WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG

 

[breakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]


the singer, he had long hair-hair

and the drummer, he knew restraint
and the bassman he had all the right moves
and that guitar player was no saint

so let's go way back to the ancient times
when there were no fifty states
and on a hill, there stands Sher-her-her-man
SHERMAN, and his mates...

AND THEY'RE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA

(they're marching through Georgia!!!!!!!)
THEY'RE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA

(G-G-G-G-G-Georgia!!!!!!!)
THEY'RE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA

(they're marching through Georgia!!!!!!!)
MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA

(G-G-G-G-G-Georgia!!!!!!!)

 

and there stands R.E.M. .........................................................................................

Sep 23, 2011 12:26AM
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R.E.M.!

 

R.E.M.! R.E.M.!R.E.M.! R.E.M.!R.E.M.!R.E.M.!

 

R.E.M.!

 

Okay, I think I got it out of my system.

 

(R.E.M.?)

 

R.E.M.

Sep 23, 2011 12:10AM
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It took me a long time to really visit the history of rock but REM will always be the band that seemed to have so much fun that I couldn't help but hope to be one of them. Out of Time is a masterpiece for the ages, who cares if they went past their prime so long ago ?
Sep 23, 2011 12:06AM
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411 is such an ugly number. But since 412 - 418 (as well as both 420 and 421) are fairly golden, I'm pretty confident I can go to bed now.
Sep 22, 2011 11:59PM
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[she's real fine my] 409, actually! Who knows. But 410 -- now that's probably something even more significant. (But wasn't the grand theatr... sorry, total, 560 on that long-ago Old 97s thread? What we did to manage that in three to four days is worth investigating.)

 

EDIT: Looks like the last three comments (including this one) are based on some form of numerological misapprehension!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 22, 2011 11:58PM
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After Comet, 409 is my favorite cleaning product.  I've never had the courage to say that to anyone before.  
Sep 22, 2011 11:54PM
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Wow! 407, err... 408, is that some kind of record?
Sep 22, 2011 11:54PM
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 A Fred McDowell collection, of all things, entitled The Alan Lomax Recordings just received an 8.5 from Amanda Petrusich of Pitchfork.  IMO, it's a well done review, though, she seems bit surprised that early blues musicians didn't use store bought slides.
Sep 22, 2011 11:45PM
Sep 22, 2011 11:19PM
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Just wanted to get this in before the Friday post goes up. Never saw R.E.M. live, but they've been a part of my life for a long time (though I, like many here, stopped keeping serious track of them after New Adventures in Hi-Fi). The first of their albums I heard all the way through was Reckoning, but when I finally bought Murmur and sat down to listen to it, I was surprised by how many of the songs I recognized from hearing them in the record store I used to patronize in 1983. Anyhow, I'd rank their 1982-1996 albums (not counting Dead Letter Office and Eponymous) in descending order thusly:

Murmur
Document
Chronic Town
Out of Time
Monster
Reckoning
Life's Rich Pageant
New Adventures in Hi-Fi
Automatic for the People
Green
Fables of the Reconstruction (still pretty good, though)

Sep 22, 2011 11:06PM
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Retaliation: "After almost 30 years, Marshall Crenshaw decides to 'call it a day'".

 

Step 2: Full-frontal shots on his tumblr.

Sep 22, 2011 11:05PM
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Boy, R.E.M. really won this thread, huh? Bet Marshall Crenshaw's pissed.

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Robert Christgau

Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.

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