Odds and Ends 013
Instrumentalities

Clams Casino: Rainforest (Tri Angle)
Too atmospheric? naturalistic? programmatic? somewhere in there ("Gorilla," "Waterfalls") ***
Sao Paulo Underground: Três Cabeças Loucuras (Cuneiform)
Post-rock cornetist gets up with three Brazilian co-conspirators, two of them percussionists ("Just Lovin'," "Rio Negro") ***
Jazz Punks: Smashups (Foam @ the Mouth)
A trip when jazz heads interlock with rock hooks, workmanlike post-bop when they improvise, give the drummer some throughout ("Heavyfoot," "Clash-Up") ***
Cut Chemist: Sound of the Police (A Stable Sound/Soul Kitchen)
Veteran L.A. DJ keys two 20-minute soul mixes to Ethiopian beats, which soon prove the main attraction ("East Side") ***
Supreme Cuts: Whispers in the Dark (Dovecote)
Chicago duo claim house, hip-hop, and avant influences for their ambient, which is indeed less austere than ambient ordinaire ("Belly," "Val Venus") **
The Dirty Dozen Brass Band: Twenty Dozen (Savoy Jazz)
Greatest practitioners on record of America's premier you-had-to-be-there music ("Dirty Old Man," "We Gon' Roll) **
Paolo Fresu & Omar Sosa: Alma (Otá)
Intelligent easy-listening fusion from flugelhorn-loving Italian trumpeter, studio-loving Cuban pianist, and parttime-loving Brazilian cellist ("Alma," "Under African Skies") **
Fernando Otero: Vital (World Village)
Argentinian pianist thinks classical but feels tango, only then his mind wins ("Danza," "Globalizacion") *

usy writing my column right now, but I want to say something quickly.
As a child growing up in Birmingham, AL, I used the word "ni**er" without knowing what a black person was. I also used the word "polack" thinking it meant a stupid person, without knowing it was an epithet for Polish immigrants. And I'm not saying once or twice. I used those words A LOT.
I'm busy writing my column right now, but I want to say something quickly.
As a child growing up in Birmingham, AL, I used the word "ni**er" without knowing what a black person was. I also used the word "polack" thinking it meant a stupid person, without knowing it was an epithet for Polish immigrants. And I'm not saying once or twice. I used those words A LOT.
I don't know to what extent my friends knew what those words meant, but I do know that, despite my innocence in the matter, it's something I feel a great deal of guilt about. True, I was only a kid, but I sometimes have a feeling it influenced a lot of shitty attitudes I had while growing up, which is why I fight against that kind of **** as an adult. I mean, I'm half-Mexican. I should know better. My parents didn't raise me to be like that. But bad environments can certainly put a lot of ugly **** in your head.
Anyway, I don't know what my point is, other than don't be a racist twat.
Oh yes, and be mindful what you say and to whom. Most likely, you're not as funny as you think you are. And children who happen to overhear you will never "get the joke," if indeed there's a joke to get.
And while I love me some Richard Pryor (a hero, actually) his "Africa" monologue on the n-word is a greater statement on the subject than I myself could ever devise.
I wish that was more articulate and/or actually said something, but some of the BS I've read the last few days has been seriously distasteful. (No, not what you said...the other guy...over there...)
And by the way, Canada's fastest growing metropolis Calgary, home of the Stampede in the Conservative heartland of Alberta, recently elected a mayor called Naheed Nenshi who happens to actually be Muslim. So what's in a name, really.
my probs are trivial compared to some others here recently, but I did have some oral surgery today (rather unexpected), so I'm zonked until at least this weekend. When I can arrange thoughts I do have a couple items to pump -- Cam, did you talk about Elis Regina during your Brazilian foray?
(I cannot remember what the bartender story was to save my molar -- not when my Dad had me get up on the hotel bar when I was four years old and dance to "Singin' the Blues" wuzzit?)
Mick Jagger has reportedly slept with more than 4,000 women during his sexual career, biographer Chris Andersen reveals...Andersen also includes David Bowie among Jagger's past sexual partners...calling the pair a "sexual tag team."…Huffington Post
[Clears throat] Okay, here we go.
--If Jerry Hall and Bionca count as women the number skyrockets to 4002
--Somewhere a landfill is choking under the weight of Mick’s used condoms
--Mick counts himself in that list
--The women-who’ve-had-sex-with-Mick-Jagger reunion at the Madison, WI, Quality Inn in 2003 was surprisingly sedate, although David Bowie was his usual charming self
--Mick regards masturbating-over-a-picture-of as having-sex-with, so the above list includes names such as Totie Fields, Margaret Thatcher, Dennis Thatcher, Don Henley, Don Knotts, Colonel Sanders, Bill and Melinda Gates, Thomas The Tank Engine, and, oddly enough, Bionca Jagger
--Keith tried compiling his own list but as usual needed Mick’s help completing it
--Mick considers Marianne Faithfull the equivalent of 3000 women
--Eight names on the list are members of Mick and Dave’s actual tag team (I don’t know what that means either)
--Strangely, only a handful of the women Mick claims as sexual partners claim him as anything more than a Facebook friend
I am Italian. If someone called me a Dago or other term with the intent of dehumanizing or insulting me, it would roll right off me - I would simply consider the name-caller to be ignorant. At the same time, I recognize that Italians had an easier time of adapting to life in the US than those who, for example, were enslaved.
And although part of my growing up was in Staten Island, my neighborhood was not an ethnic Italian neighborhood - my next door neighbors were Norwegian, and others that lived across from and near me were German, English and Irish. So I don't have the same sense of pride as someone who grew up in an Italian neighborhood - which may also affect how I deal with intended ethnic slurs.
Unrelated - wonderful session version of New Order's "Temptation" on Gideon Coe tonight, from 1984, I'd never heard it previously, c. 1hr 30 mins I think: http://bbc.in/MmWs1J
A Small Faces song I've always loved, on Cam's favoured first side of Ogden's, is "Rene", a delightfully ribald South London tale. But my favourite Small Faces memory is stomping around with my cousins at a wedding to "Lazy Sunday", loosening several wooden floor tiles in the process.
Do your homework, pussycats. Economic cycles are ruthless. That is their beauty. They burn like Biblical fire. That is their purifying force. And that's why Andrew Mellon's 1932 advice - "Liquidate labor, liquidate stocks, liquidate farmers, liquidate real estate." - has the prosody of a poem, the logic of an equation, the power of common sense. It is a thunderbolt of truth in a cosmos of lies. It is the rock you shatter molars on in your tart American apple pie. Everything good comes from corporations, which are as much a product of human genius as a sonnet, cathedral, concerto, suspension bridge, or paperclip. Everything bad comes from those who can read words (barely) but can't read numbers. You know about numbers: they don't lie. Capitalism - it's what for dinner!
Trust your Pappy: both Big Chief candidates would sign on to the above. Oh, yeah.
NOTE: MSN seems to have a problem with me posting comprehensively about the new Frank album, presumably for the same reasons Target is refusing to sell it. So in order to get this up here I’ve removed all the track names and replaced them with their numbers on the playlist. Sorry if this requires extra effort on your part, and watch out when you decide to post about same.
Frank 2.0 just keeps growing and growing. Don't believe the "spacey" or "less focused" hype -- all kinds of careful definitions and spot-on touches announce themselves well before you get bored, and nostalgia's focus was the exact same thing: nothing less or more than every one of Frank's problems, song by song. On Orange he's reconciling himself to certain improvements (while nailing the universal perspective, as on the perfect -- perfect -- #7) while tackling and overcoming (rather than merely crying, which is okay if he does it like he does on the negligibly flawed #14) about new ones -- playing around with language and imagery so that it's not so forthcoming as the first one, but never in a way that compromises his maturity or wit or even forthrightness when it counts. He's just in a vague place right now -- he's entering a period of major emotional ambiguity not aided by a sexuality shift, though even in that case he ends up sounding ebullient despite his lack of resolve. And the music, oh God, the music -- summed up perfectly by the exquisite "PLEA-A-A-SURE" he gives forth with as he falls into his male lover on the astonishing #15. These blissed-out futureworld textures are far less arid and more fulfilling than anything Radiohead ever came up with even if Frank knows what to take from loving them. That keyboard hook on #11 could sustain me for the entirety of the record, but there's so much more -- the herky swing of #13, the delicate synthchord pastures of #2, the slowburning Rogers Nelson bob 'n' weave of the incredible #5, the quiet storm of #16, the entrancing surrealism of #10. Not being able to play guitar like Van Halen hasn't stopped him from recruiting those who can play simultaneously like hell and with incredible restraint, in little bits that nearly make the record. So it's all there for you. What was it Christgau said about After the Gold Rush? Pleasant (i.e. soft) and hard at the same time? Bear that little bit in mind when delving deeper into this one. If you're anything like me (you're not but I'm pretty keen), you won't want to stop playing it to live in something again or to see where else you can stay.
As for Pitchfork's embrace, is it time for another conversation about the Ira P. Robbins-ness of their tastes or have we heard that one enough? Frank is no less black (or more African) than Prince or Stevie Wonder, both of whom he sounds an awful lot like in different spots on this, but, you know. And it's not like My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy didn't play into a certain latent racism on the part of some of its less enlightened embracers, those who were slower on the one that contained the brilliant "Crack Music". Nor is it likely you'll see Spoek Mathambo higher on any of P4K's lists, though admittedly both the invigorating M.I.A. rip of Mshini Wam and the glorious nightmare of Father Creeper, the latter possibly better than My Beautiful, don't quite call me back the way Frank's new one does. Maybe that's because rather than inviting me to hang out forever and making the prospect seem permanently fulfilling, they get me a little edgy -- sort of like the more diffuse (if conceptually fascinating) Nombolo One, which is weird for a record so open to for-the-gut melodics it ends with a f*cking snatch from The Well-Tempered Clavier. Anyway -- don't let Frank disappoint you away too early. He's made a startlingly deep, rewarding record. It could be an A+.
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Starting in 1967, Robert Christgau has covered popular music for The Village Voice, Esquire, Blender, Playboy, Rolling Stone, and many other publications. He teaches in New York University's Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music, maintains a comprehensive website at robertchristgau.com, and has published five books based on his journalism. He has written for MSN Music since 2006.
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