Kanye West Turns Into a Video Game Character
Will you be playing?
Okay, so maybe the game doesn't show him spitting lyrics in the studio, but "Kanye West 3030" (which refers to the year in which it takes place) is a new role-playing, 16-bit (a la Nintendo's Mario) fantasy game that follows the rapper (in his digitized form) as he leaves his gold-trimmed red-carpet home and sets out on a journey that brings him face-to-face with the clones of Tupac, Nas, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Biggie, Jay-Z and others.
So how does 'Ye compete? By battle-rapping or running away, of course. It's your choice. The game is waiting to be downloaded here. [Follow @daniellesaid]
No, no, no. The actual goal of the game is to try to gain enough Street Cred (Hip Hop $$$ from lame "music") to try to gain the attention of a female (we'll call it KK) by luring her away from her first and second husbands, a bevy of athletes from other, respectable games (including a great scene where he rescues her from pulling a train on the Dallas O-Line) - extra credits needed for that one, and a fellow who worked with her mom to orchestrate a "porn" video for limited release! After weaving through a minefield of "family" and "reality" issues - including KK springing a surprise pregnancy trap on his A$$, he tries to regain his "street-cred" within the hip-hop community by coming up with a dorky name for his special needs spawn (talk about shave a dog's butt and teach it to walk backwards...), and facial surgery for himself to try to correct his Cro-Magnon jaw and unibrow. There are side avenues to the game where he wrestles with the enormous KK as she eats everything in sight, and tries to smother him with "love" from the linebacker/sister, he tries to coax KK back to the size of a normal rugby player.
In the final levels of the game, his jet takes to a place called "France" where he hides in shame and embarrassment over being trapped with a KK with Cankles the size of watermelons when all he wanted was to be one on a long, long, long, line of rappers / athletes looking for a humorous career bump by tapping a diseased crotch for a few weeks and walking a few red carpets.
Can the character be killed?
Is there a slut Kim in the game too?
Can I kill that creature?
Now there is a video game. A Kim Kardashian creature that eats husbands.
I am a fan of hip-hop/rap music but I can't STAND Kanye West! I don't play video cames anymore BUT if I did, I would have one question.....HOW OFTEN CAN I HIT KANYE IN THIS GAME?!
To hell with this game and KANYE I don't buy his music don't care one cents about this arrogant dumb a##
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