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'American Idol' auditions: Baton average .900

Louisiana supplies country and soul singers, judges are harmonious

By Ken Barnes Jan 24, 2013 11:44PM

Megan Miller, 'Idol' Baton Rouge

Coming through at crutch time: Megan Miller doesn't let a little thing like impending surgery keep her from her 'Idol' audition. Both the audition and the surgery (immediately afterward) were successful.

 

It's one of the most welcome events in any "American Idol" season: the first one-hour audition show. It eases the overload of singers, cuts down on the ludicrous stunt artists and reduces the filler the producers use to pad out the two-hour editions. This season it enabled the show (at least temporarily) to take the focus off the squabbling judges – who were quite well-behaved, apart from a grimace here and a sour expression there – and put it back where it belongs: on the "Idol" mission, finding standout singers.

 

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And Baton Rouge, La., provided some, starting with Miss Baton Rouge herself, Megan Miller, on crutches owing to a recent accident but still able to belt Etta James' "Something's Got a Hold on Me" convincingly. Socially challenged Charlie Askew was loud and overbearing on Queen's "Breakthru," but sang Eden Ahbez's "Nature Boy" (left-field choice extraordinaire) sweetly and snagged the second golden ticket. (Should they have handed out red stickers instead, reflecting the English translation of Baton Rouge?)

 

Maddie Assel made it three in a row with an elaborate "Oh, Darling," one of those lesser Beatles songs that works well in auditions because its stark simplicity leaves a cappella vocals nowhere to hide. A montage of losers, including a gentleman in a chicken suit, restored a little balance, but Paul Jolley's sterling version of a dull Rascal Flatts song, "I Won't Let Go," captivated the panel once more.

 

It took the prodigiously strained efforts of Christopher Barthel, nicknamed "Mushroom" by moniker queen Nicki and proclaimed a "fun guy" (fungi, you know? Guess you had to be there) by Keith, to earn a full-audition no from the judges. He had Adam Lambert's vivacity on "If I Had You," but not a scrap of his talent.

 

"Idol" may need a ratings doctor more than any other kind of specialist, but the show got an actual MD, third-year resident Calvin Peters, who tackled the challenging Maxwell song (that's kind of a redundancy) "Whenever, Wherever, Whatever" with surgical skill. (And points to the producers for playing "I Don't Need No Doctor" under his exit; the musical beds were unusually clever Thursday.)

 

A quick combo of Michelle Montezeri singing Gloria Jones/Soft Cell's "Tainted Love," Breanna Steer coming from the deep left-field seats with Ann Peebles' "I Can't Stand the Rain," and Brandy Hoband performing nouveau audition favorite "Hell on Heels," by the Pistol Annies, added three more shiny tickets to the total. Dustin Watts kept the country theme going with Garth Brooks' "She's Every Woman," and dazzled every judge.

 

I'm not a fan of the producers attempting to overtly dictate a favorite, as they did when they had Ryan preview Burnell Taylor as a "game-changer," but the Katrina victim might well be. He fit the established show-closer mode (sad back story, top-notch voice) perfectly, crushing "I'm Here" from "The Color Purple" and becoming the last of 10 winners (out of 35 total) who got airtime during the hour.

 

Next stop Wednesday is San Antonio, but before that I'm going to spotlight a couple of the night's winners who have major advancement potential, and a couple who I think might be more likely to flame out early.

 

Prospect heights: Burnell Taylor for sure, but his ceiling will probably be a bit lower than last year's somewhat-similar Louisiana contender, Joshua Ledet. Also, look out for Megan Miller, who might be even stronger on two legs.

 

Short-haul of fame: It's hard to envision Scotty McCreery-level success for country singers Paul Jolley and especially Dustin Watts. But then Tate Stevens won "X Factor" in December, and these guys are his vocal equals and are younger to boot. But I'm not convinced they can match him for personality.

 

What did you think of Thursday's episode? Connect and sound off on Facebook and Twitter

 

"American Idol" airs Wednesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on FOX.

75Comments
Jan 25, 2013 9:46AM
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Nicki adds a great new dynamic.  Irrelevance. 

Irrelevant commentary from Slim K to follow. 
Jan 25, 2013 9:35AM
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This show is not worth watching with Niki on it!! She thinks she runs the show and is the worst judge ever! she's boring and an a-hole to boot! Start over again,PLEASE!!
Jan 25, 2013 9:22AM
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I saw some of this last night and was not at all impressed. Most all use way to much vibrato and trying to sound like they were at a gosplel church in the choir. Nothing interesting or original here.

Jan 25, 2013 9:19AM
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If Idol is dead then why all the comments? It sure looks alive to me.
Jan 25, 2013 9:15AM
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The show is about finding talent.  The voice and x factor have not produced any big stars.  Look at Clarkson, Daughtry, Hudson, Underwood, Lambert.  The only judge i like is Keith.  He is a natural.  Very likeable and knows music.  Randy is the same, Mariah seems meek now not wanting to irritate Nikki.  When Keith was away the judges were boring.  He adds a lot of charisma.  I still enjoy watching the show.  Idol did a good job getting Keith.  There are a lot of country fans.  The x factor just had a country winner.  Keep up the good work Keith.  You deserve all your success and happiness with your wife and kids.  Saw you in concert a few years back.  Great.  Wisconsin fan. 
Jan 25, 2013 9:09AM
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I love Tivo.  I don't have to listen to Niki at all!
Jan 25, 2013 9:05AM
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Note; Most irritating remark by a judge of all time? Nikki's-"My little Lady Bug". Please stop it! I can deal with the "Nicknames" though.
Jan 25, 2013 9:04AM
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Yes the show is dead. They have officially jumped the shark. We have stopped watching since the Nikki Clown thing came on board. What a tool. WORST SEASON EVER!
Jan 25, 2013 9:04AM
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Nikki will kill the show with her whiny voice, rolling her eyes and controlling the conservation. Why do the have the worst judge do all the talking? Everyone I have talked to can' stand to listen to her talk. Hope something is done soon before we have to stop watching our favorite show.  What a shame.
Jan 25, 2013 8:59AM
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I don't understand the concept of four judges, it didn't work when Simon was on the show.. you need to have a 2 to 1 voting system to add some spark. Everyone who thought Simon was "mean" or "tough" realizes now that his brutal honesty not only was for the most part spot on, but it added some flavor to the show.

Idol has been pretty dismal since he left and X-factor is so over-produced the performances get lost in all the lights and special effects. Save the big guns for the finals.

 

Jan 25, 2013 8:51AM
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They really need to bring back Simon, Paula, and Randy the original judges  that's when American Idol was worth watching, I love Mariah!!!!!!! its Minaj and her Diva acting ways and besideds Minaj better recognize who the Legends are who have paved the way for her to even be where she is

Jan 25, 2013 8:44AM
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we need to petition Steven Tyler to come back to American Idol.. to much drama between Mariah and Nikki.. and I don't like how they bluntly take **** about the contestant right there in front of them.. it is rude.. other than that we will see how the season goes..
Jan 25, 2013 8:44AM
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if they wanted to kill a show they sure got the right judges to do it I feel sorry for Randy. Let alone these poor kids that are thrown into this total mess. But then again it's these teenage girls that do the voting towards the end so again it'll probably be some young boy who couldn't. Carry a note in a basket
Jan 25, 2013 8:43AM
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This show died a long time ago and I wish they would stop abusing the corpse

 

Jan 25, 2013 8:20AM
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Remove all three judges and start all over again. American Idol is NOW in it's worst season, better yet, JUST take it off the air!!!

Jan 25, 2013 7:27AM
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The "Oh Darling" rendition was awful. 
Jan 25, 2013 7:20AM
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Do any of the cranky people on this vine even watch the show ? Idol ratings at it's worst is higher than most shows at their best.
Jan 25, 2013 7:09AM
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What I don't understand, how this show makes the news everyday. They show the contestants and the stupid judges. I just want the news, ex: weather traffic. I think they are just trying to fill up their time on the air. I do not know anybody that watches this garbage, esp when they signed up Nickki.
When I am trying to get ready for work, I hear the terrible singing in my head and it gets me aggravated.
Jan 25, 2013 7:04AM
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Geez!  Just end this pathetic show and no one will complain anymore!
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