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'Jersey Shore' Season 5 Premiere Details

Spoiler alert: Do not read this, no matter what!

By Corey Levitan Dec 21, 2011 10:29AM
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Nearly every detail about the Season 5 premiere episode of "Jersey Shore" -- which wrapped filming in August -- has been leaked in this New York Post report. Isn't that horrible of them, spoiling it for us like that?


OK, so do you want to hear it or not? (I never claimed not to be horrible, too.)


The cast ditches Italy after 40 days, ostensibly for its GTL (gym, tan laundry) unfriendliness.


I knew you couldn't resist!


"We're losing weight and we're getting pale," Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino says in a confessional. "It's like the end of civilization."


It's back to Seaside Heights and Season 3 sleeping arrangements: The Sitch, Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro rooming upstairs, with Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino bunking it and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Deena Cortese and Jenni "JWoww" Farley  rooming downstairs.


But not everything is back to normal. Snooki now has a dark secret -- her Italian hookup with The Sitch -- to keep from her boyfriend, Jionni. And you can cut the awkwardness with a broken wine bottle when Jionni hangs at a surprise party for the gang -- and later, a bar -- alongside the only witnesses to said hookup.


More spoilers can be found in the following MTV trailer -- although most scenes are not from the first episode:

"Jersey Shore" returns for Season 5 on Thursday, Jan. 5, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.
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unknown82
Dec 29, 2011 2:30PM
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I think enough is enough!!!!! You ALL are nasty and a disgrace!!! I would be ashamed to be your parents. I think the only one with any brain is Vinny !! You are a waste of time and space on MTV! What role models you all are!
Derrick Hussong (dlhseoul)
Dec 29, 2011 1:09PM
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Although reality TV may indeed range from the obnoxiously insipid like Jersey Shore, the Real Housewives of (wherever), and Celebrity Rehab to just annoying supposed talent shows like Dancing With The Stars, X Factor, and American Idol that are really, for the most part, popularity contests or "skill" shows like Survivor that actually combine a little athleticism more with glorifying the skill to cheat and manipulate and portray that as something to emulate, the fact is ALL reality tv is a cancer and a plague that has been too long unleashed on the entertainment spectrum. It has combined with a deviant form of syndication so that for every original series produced like a Hot In Cleveland we have twice as much nonsense like Pawn Wars on channels like the History Channel. Anyone else think a show about what people bring in to pawn is stretching things for a link to real history? And this reality crap has at least indirectly resulted in once good cable channels like A&E from turning into syndication outlets for old CSI or NCIS, Mentalist, etc. episodes or for "original" programming  the Real Housewives of wherever or Redneck Vacations or Hillbilly Billionaires. Garbage, garbage, garbage.

PHD from NY
Dec 24, 2011 9:51AM
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I've seen more than I ever needed to about Jersey Snore by watching the brief clips of Snooki getting punched in the face on TMZ.  I can't say they have no talent, because obviously these girls (and guys) had to blow someone to get this gig and they must have done a great job of doing that.  If this is what a person needs to watch to be entertained, just save everyone the wasted electrons needed to transmit this to TVs and stand in front of a mirror and start hitting yourself in the face with a hammer.  It'll be just as much fun and after about an hour or so, your IQ will drop to the level of Snooki and the Sitch.
neodragonmage
Dec 21, 2011 9:50PM
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There was a case study that actually proves, watching "Jersey Shore" drops your I.Q.. If only I could remember, where? Crap, that's right, I just finished learning that Snooki has a "dark secret". Wink

blt6708
Dec 21, 2011 9:13PM
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Reality tv= the morons who watch it.  And Snooki is a real piece of trash.
whistler62
Dec 21, 2011 3:07PM
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why the f**k does anyone waste any of their time watching this useless drivel of a tv show. Phoney T*ts , fake poses, rehearsed scenes being passed off as reality, come on people. Its crapTV like this the lonely no life of their own people keep tuning into and it just gets worse every season it is on. But the advertisers love it cause of all the the losers who keep watching. If people would get off their own butts and go make a life for themselves, these no talent fleas like this bunch and the kardashians would fade into the past and be gone. Sh*t i have sat here and wasted 5 minutes of my time writing this. This show and others like it will never be on my tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!



crobar0
Dec 21, 2011 2:27PM
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I agree with someone ...it's stupid human acts but funny and entertaining...just hope no body dies?
The real Pup1
Dec 21, 2011 1:27PM
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Hasn't America seen enough of Snooki's orfices either being plugged up with something or leaking some yucky goo?? Sick
Someone
Dec 21, 2011 12:35PM
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Can't wait.....I know they are outrageous but I view it for what it is, TV entertainment.  No different than grown individuals watching adult themed cartoons like South Park and the like.  Much better than all of the boring reality shows like Survivor.  If you told me I could make the cash they are making to hang at the beach and party with friends I would be the first in there.   It's not rocket science but then again it's not mean't to be.  It's funny....
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