Millionaire Matchmaker's dating tips via tweet

Anyone else miss Patti Stanger of Bravo's “Millionaire Matchmaker” as much as us? Her fourth season of setting up millionaires —this season from New York — has been off the air for just a couple of weeks, but we’re already hankering for her dating straight-talk and blistering reprimands of clueless clients in love with Hello Kitty (Hi, Robin Kassner).

But there is a way to get your Patti fix beyond Bravo re-runs. Fortunately for us all, she has a Twitter feed with more than 76,000 followers. If you aren’t one of them, get on it. Her Twitter stream is an endless montage of dating gems that show up like a tiny frosted Patti treat.

Patti is an avid tweeter (check out an exchange with gossip blogger Perez Hilton offering to help him out in the dating arena) and unlike the show, her Twitter dating advice is aimed more at women. She occasionally repeat tweets with nuggets like “If you wait to find Adonis, you’ll still be waiting in a nursing home." We wish there were accompanying videos showing the awesome moments when Patti throws a client out of her club.

But even when limited to 140 characters, Patti’s advice is a combination of utterly pragmatic and H.E.V. (High Entertainment Value), and the reason we keep coming back for more. Here are some of our Twitter faves.

Every woman thinks sex is the glue, and they are so wrong.

If you think Mr. Star Wars is the neighborhood nerd: think again. He could be a future millionaire.

Don’t be afraid to search the prepared food isle at the grocery store for single men.

Three C’s of a relationship: chemistry, compatibility, and communication.

Men fall in love with their eyes, women fall in love between their ears. If u want to attract a match, keep the packaging in good condition.

Single men do not go on cruise ships.

You can’t change him, but you can train him.

Don’t judge it till u kiss it…

Sexy is a confident state of mind that no man can resist.

Are you dating a pair and spare? I am and it's workin' wonders. Remember: a girl needs choices. Got my Boca Boy tonight... ;)

What is your favorite piece of Patti dating advice? Share in the comments below!