The Situation: Two Down Now?
Mike follows Vinny out the 'Jersey Shore' door
The "Jersey Shore" house may now have two bedrooms available to rent. Following Vinny's exit last week, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino made his Thursay night.
"I'm like a house without legs right now -- not sturdy," the Sitch said, revealing extensive knowledge of the architectural function of house legs.
Maybe someone would have noticed Mike's birthday if it wasn't Pauly D's, too.
"Obviously, Mike knows that we all like Pauly better than him," Snooki explained. "So the fact that we made a cake for Pauly and not for Mike, that's what you get for being a (expletive) (expletive)."
Snooki is steamed not only because she had to share the cake she baked with others, but because Mike is still trying to come between her and Jionni. (But not because he wants Snooki or anything; just to be mean.)
In addition to cake, Pauly got a dinner, strippers, a family visit and a birthday haircut that made him look like "Edward Scissorhands."
What did The Situation get for his birthday? To watch everyone celebrate Pauly's.
"I'm starting to see that no matter how good I am, I'm never be seen as the good guy," he said. "But I'm tired of being the bad dude."
Was his "dip" from the house permanent, or will he return after a tan?
It's a good thing he has his running shoes on, because his housemates may not want him back.
Check out the full episode:
"Jersey Shore" airs Thursdays at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.
Debbie Nunley
I couldnt believe it when i was reading this Steven...i am going to post it so everyone will know what i am
talking about...it is an email from someone i know:
Interesting when you work the numbers.
JOE vs. JOSE
You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two
parents, two children, and live in California.
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
Ready? Now pay attention...
Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for
state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.
Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.0 0 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes.
Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month,
or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.
Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local
clinics at a cost of $0..00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare.
Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.
Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and
welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal
now has 9,631 .00.
Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy.
Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has
$7,231.00.
Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin'CAR insurance!" and still has
$31,200.00.
Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.
Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and
what he sends out of the country every month..
Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal
pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government
sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe
paid for them and Jose did not pay.
Do you get it, now?
If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens... or
don’t vote…..
You are part of the problem!
i'd say that about says it all folks, think about it...
I am a mother, much older with grown female children, I live down the Jersey Shore. Not at Seaside, but grew up at the shore and it is not like this at all. If anything opposite, although a lot of guido's now in Seaside, not like this when I grew up, all surfers. Seaside is still a decent place to have good clean fun.
I cannot believe the behavior of these young people, the humor is funny at times, the language and actions are horrendous. I would have ripped them all a new one, if my children.
These people have no respect for themselves. Yes go ahead, have a good time, but with a little education and class, please. So uneducated, I blame the parents for the lack of knowledge and common courtesy, class etc. in these people.
Jwow and Sam are 1 step above all the other females, but not by far.
The males are lost boys, no respect for women at all, not even for themselves. It is all about selfishness, looks, superficial, and sickening. Get a check.
Vinny went home, he lost himself, you can see he was raised better. Old Italian families do not live like this, not a real portrayal for Vinny, he is momma's boy 100%.
He lost his true self, he had a eye opening when arriving at the shore. Saw just how messed up the whole scene. Maybe he has become bi-polar?? drink does that, but definitely confused.
Mike needs to grow up and become a real man! He is a punk and needs help, no question. He has no respect for anyone, thinks it is all about him. He has started every drama, he is a snake and sneaky. Glad he not my child. Delusions!!!! Thinks he is a good guy, he is so insincere and phony. Time to get a check and change his headset. Real ****.
Ron is a pig, a greedy disrespectful pig. Wonder if there is any hope for him.
Pauly acts like a girl and makes me wonder, what happened to the DJ? Thought he had more to offer.
Just pitiful the portrayal these people present to our younger generation, hope the kids do not imitate this behavior, and know this is a farce.
Just shameful, these people should really get off the air.
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