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Christina Aguilera ups her strategy as the competition tightens

By MSN TV Oct 15, 2012 8:42PM

'The Voice'/NBC

By John Kubicek

Buddy TV

 

The third night of battles on "The Voice" was a very unusual one because a lot of the wrong people won. Out of the six battles we saw, four of the singers I would've chosen to win were actually the losers. And, sadly, only one of those four was stolen.

 

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Speaking of The Steal, two more were used as Cee Lo Green and Adam Levine picked up their second stolen artists. So, with 15 battles to go, Christina Aguilera still has both of her steals left, while Cee Lo and Adam can't steal anyone. I think Xtina might be playing the most strategic game right now because she will have free rein to steal whomever she wants with little to no competition in these later battles.

 

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Team Blake: Julio Cesar Castillo vs. Terisa Griffin ("Conga" by Gloria Estefan)

 

It's a Latino mariachi singer vs. a big-voiced soul queen. Gloria Estefan might be the only singer in the cross-section of these two wildly different performers. Terisa thinks the song choice benefits Julio, and that this matchup is designed to get rid of her since she's more of a ballad singer. I appreciate her direct honesty and I don't think she's entirely wrong, despite Blake Shelton's protestations.

The Performance: This is a true battle because it's two wildly different styles competing against each other. Julio seems terrified of Terisa, and I'm not wild about his nasally voice. The song doesn't fit Terisa at all, but she tries to beat it into submission and does her big, soul thing as often as possible.

The winner is ... JULIO CESAR CASTILLO!

The Steal: Cee Lo pushes his button. Cee Lo steals Terisa. Thank god, because Blake made a bad decision, in my opinion. But Cee Lo Green has now used up both of his steals, so he's out of the stealing game with a whole lot of singers left to go. I feel like Xtina's strategy of letting the guys use up their steals early is going to pay off at the end of the Battle Rounds.

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Team Xtina: Dez Duron vs. Paulina ("Just the Way You Are" by Bruno Mars)

 

It's the hot guy vs. a 16-year-old girl. Dez is nervous because the song is a little too high for him, and Paulina tries to do a little too much experimenting.

The Performance: Dez is just OK, but he's very pretty. Paulina is a hot mess, doing all of these weird, quirky vocal tricks that just sound awful. She doesn't know how to just sing a song in a straightforward manner.

The winner is ... DEZ DURON!

The Steal: No one steals Paulina. All the other coaches agree that Dez won, or more specifically, that Paulina lost. I'm sure Dez will get his butt kicked in the Knockout Round, but at least we'll get to see more of his pretty face.

 

Team Adam: Benji vs. Sam James ("You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi)

 

It's the screamer vs. some random dude who reminds me of a poor man's Bryan Keith. They're both pretty evenly matched, and the song choice is just plain awesome. Sam struggles to hit a few notes, and the fact that he considers this "a big song" bodes poorly for his chances. Adam Levine wants Benji to limit his screams.

The Performance: It's a great performance and this is a tough one. I think Sam might be the better singer, but I prefer Benji as a performer. They both sound good, but for me, the edge goes to the singer with the "wow" factor, and Benji certainly wins that battle with his screams.

The winner is ... SAM JAMES!

The Steal: No one steals Benji. What!? All of the other coaches agreed that Benji won, so  Adam Levine just made a stupid move because Sam is total cannon fodder for the Knockout Round. And I can't believe Blake and Xtina passed over on Benji. What the heck is Christina Aguilera waiting for?

Team Cee Lo: Nicholas David vs. Todd Kessler ("She's Gone" by Hall and Oates)

 

If I got to pick the song for these two, it would've been Ben Folds Five's "Battle of Who Could Care Less." Instead it's a beard battle of two polite family men who seem genuinely nice and don't really want to see the other lose.

The Performance: They're both really good in their own ways. It's just a nice, pleasant battle. I give the slight edge to Todd, because I think he has a better voice, and Nicholas reminds me of what would happen if film critic Harry Knowles had lap-band surgery, which weirds me out.

The winner is ... NICHOLAS DAVID!

The Steal: No one steals Todd. Wow, what the heck is going on tonight? That's the third battle where the person I preferred lost.

Team Blake: Lelia Broussard vs. Suzanna Choffel ("Dog Days Are Over" by Florence + the Machine)

 

Blake Shelton paired these two because they're both "gypsy souls" and indie chicks with guitars. Suzanna really reminds me of Laura Dern from HBO's "Enlightened."

The Performance: It's basically the Lilith Fair version of the song. It's way too hippie-dippy for me, like I was gonna be force-fed granola halfway through. I think Lelia is better, which means Suzanna will probably win.

The winner is ... SUZANNA CHOFFEL!

The Steal: No one steals Lelia. And I'm now one for five on predictions for the night.

Team Xtina: Joselyn Rivera vs. Sylvia Yacoub ("Best Thing I Never Had" by Beyoncé)

 

These are two teenagers, including one whose roots stretch back to Egypt. Sylvia has boatloads of power, while Joselyn has a higher tone but less confidence. Only two years separate these two, but the difference between 17 and 19 is a whole lot bigger than that.

The Performance: Wow, these two are both great in the exact same way. Seriously, I can't even distinguish them from one another. I guess I'd give Sylvia the advantage because I'm a sucker for a power vocalist.

The winner is ... SYLVIA YACOUB!

The Steal: Adam Levine and Blake Shelton both push their buttons. We've got another steal, and once again these two guys target each other. Adam Levine steals Joselyn. So now Adam and Cee Lo are both all out of steals.

"The Voice" airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on NBC.

 

Love it or hate it, this was the trippiest hour ever

By Diane Vadino 1 hour ago
Worst episode ever? Best episode ever? Everyone in this episode was as high as a kite or sober as church mice -- and the reaction to the trippiest edition of "Mad Men" ever should be equally polarized. If you love flashbacks to Don's/Dick's time in the whorehouse, you may well have loved it. If you're utterly tired of looking for the roots of Don's huge variety of emotional problems -- well, you might have found yourself thinking back fondly on how great "Game of Thrones" was. 

As we begin the episode on a Friday afternoon, things are not so great at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Cutler Gleason and Chaough. Primarily the problem is Chevy: They're only happy with the firm when they're out joy-riding with Ken Cosgrove. They want new, they want different, and everyone is under orders to provide it -- even if that means working through the weekend, and even if it means missing the funeral of the recently departed Frank Gleason. Ted draws the line: He won't be working; he'll be attending the funeral. 
Of course, the SCDP crowd is more amenable to taking on the extra work -- including Don, who's nearly incapacitated by an unspecified illness. When he doubles over, coughing, you almost expect him to start spitting up blood. As did his step-mother, in the first of several flashbacks to his life in the whorehouse: "If the fever doesn't break we'll call a doctor," she tells him. Until then, he's sent to the cellar -- a fate from which he's saved only by Aimee, the prostitute with a beauty mark not entirely unlike Sylvia's. 

Of course, Don's illness might be better termed Sylvia withdrawal: He "loiters" at her door, leaving cigarette butts by the dozen (seems awfully careless for Don Draper, no?), and she begs him to leave her be. He has, of course, no intention of doing this. Instead, he rehearses what to say to her and lines up with the rest of the staff for "a complex vitamin super dose" that's basically speed. Cue several hysterical if WTF moments, including Kenny's instant-gif dancing sequence and Cutler dashing up and down the office stairs. In an uneven episode full of many great moments, this interlude with the doctor also provides us with his asking Roger if he has a heart condition, before administering the shot. Roger, of course, does. "Don't worry about it," the doctor tells him. 

While Don settles in for his drug-fueled weekend, Sally and her brothers are preparing for a weekend in the city with their absentee father. As the kids pack their bags, Betty realizes that Sally's new (and really very short) mini-skirt was a present from Megan offered in exchange for baby-sitting. ("I earned it," Sally says. "On what street corner?" Betty asks, acidly.) Lucky for Sally, she gets another chance to expand her wardrobe: With Don working, Megan asks her again to babysit, so she can meet some theater producers. 

Back at the office, most of the staff is high or drunk, some of whom have arrived straight from the funeral. That's right: It's Saturday, something Don isn't aware of until Peggy fills him in. The creative team tries to hone in on the psychological appeal of owning a Chevy, and Stan and Ginsberg bat around ideas until someone shouts down Ginsberg, the only sober one in the room: "What, I have nothing interesting to say because I'm not on drugs?" The ideas are coming fast and thick for Don, who issues a lecture to Ken on the benefits of him delivering their pitch in person, whether it's the timber of his voice or the sheer force of his ideas: "I don't know whether I'll be forceful or submissive, but I must be there in the flesh. I know you're all feeling the darkness here today. There is an answer that will open the door. This is a test." It's a parody of the terribly annoying guy who's high on drugs, but it's also kind of terribly annoying. Filling out the room is Wendy, who's arrived with the I Ching. She asks Don for a question and follows Don into his office to provide the answer: "Does someone love me?" (That's everyone's question, she says.) "I want to hear your heart," she tells him. "I think it's broken." She looks at her stethoscope. "You can hear that?" he says, his mind clearly elsewhere. Specifically, it's back in the whorehouse of his youth, when he was seen through sickness by Aimee, the whore, and then relieved of the hassle of his virginity. 

In another office at SCDP, Stan is weakly trying to seduce Peggy. "I want you to stop," she says. "No, you don't," he says. He almost sounds sober, and correct, when he does. "I have a boyfriend," she reminds him. Stan tells her that his cousin died, months ago: "My aunt sent 16 letters he never saw." Peggy tells him that he "can't dampen [his loss] with drugs or sex." (In return, he tells her she has a "nice ass.") Stan will get his, with Wendy, while Cutler watches. There's a lot of gross in this episode, not least when we hear later that Wendy is dead Frank's daughter.

Back at home, Sally awakens to discover an older African-American woman rummaging through the apartment. "I raised your daddy," she tells a skeptical Sally, introducing herself as "Grandma Ida." Of course, Sally can't know if this is true or not, so she warily regards the interloper as "Ida" makes her a plate of eggs. Ida prods Sally, and then Bobby (who just wants to watch TV), for the location of her father's watches. (All four of them.) While Ida goes to look for them, Bobby asks Sally: "Are we Negroes?" Sally calls the police, but is interrupted by "Ida." The thief takes off. 

Don's finally wrapping up at the office. He finds an old campaign -- not for soup, as he had first thought, but for Granger's Oatmeal. It held, he tells Peggy, the answers to everything: "If this strategy is successful, it's way bigger than a car," he tells Peggy and Ginsberg. "What's the answer to all of life's problems?" "A Chevy?" Ginsberg asks. "No -- I gotta go." As he approaches his own door, he's running through lines to tell Sylvia, non-sensically: "Sylvia don't close the door on me -- when in the course of human events. No, you haven't heard everything I have to say." He arrives to see the assembly of Henry and Betty, a distraught Megan, and some NYPD. They're there to talk about the thief, who'd been spotted going from apartment to apartment in the building. It could have happened to anyone, the police say: "Everyone who lives in this disgusting city," Betty (newly thin, by the way) spits back. It's too much for Don, who collapses. He recalls the moment when Aimee was thrown out of the whorehouse, and on her way out boasted she had taken Dick's "cherry." That gets him a beating with a wooden spoon, thanks to his step-mother. 

Echoing the moment we see a younger Dick's fever break, here we see Don come to his senses. On Monday morning, Sylvia gets on the elevator with him. She can tell something's changed: "How are you?" she asks. "Busy," he replies, all business now. He calls Sally, to apologize. After she tells him that she believed the woman because "I asked her everything I know and she had answers for everything. Then I realized I didn't know anything about you." He's not about to enlighten her, but he does tell her to "forget about it," which is Don Draper's answer for everything. And then, he steps back from Chevy, saying he'll only review the work shown to him by his underlings. Ted is outraged by what they've produced over the weekend: ""Half of this work is gibberish. 'Chevy' is spelled wrong." Don doesn't care: "Call me around 1970, when they're ready to make an ad. I'm sorry, Ted -- every time we get a car this place turns into a whorehouse." He would know. 


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Sansa discovers true marital bliss might mean a bed to yourself

By Diane Vadino 3 hours ago
EN ROUTE TO RIVERRUN
When we open, Arya's just about had it with being a hostage -- she'd apparently much prefer being a murderer and killing the Hound while he sleeps. Of course, being the Hound, he's not unwise to her plans: "Kill me and you're free, but if I live i'll break both your hands," he tells her, eyes still shut. She opts, this once, for safety. "Sulk all you want," he tells her. 


They continue on horseback toward their destination -- which, all this time, she has taken to be King's Landing. When they come in sight of a river, she asks if they've finally come to the Blackwater. "That's the Red Fork," the Hound corrects her, adding that she might as well trust him a bit more, since he's already saved the life of her sister, just last season: "[The mob] would have taken her every which way and left her there with her throat cut open," he says. He's returning not to Joffrey and the queen but to her mother and brother, whom he knows will willingly hand over a ransom. "Quit trying to bash my skull in, and we might just make it there in time for the wedding." 

OUTSIDE YUNKAI
Daenerys remains on hold outside the Yellow City of Yunkai, and her advisers finally have some recon on the "powerful friends" the Yunkai leaders mentioned in their recent parlay. They are 2000 strong and -- Barristan and Jorah agree -- would make the difference in a coming battle. Dany meets with three of its captains -- chief among them, the Titan's Bastard, who spends most of their meeting together being vulgar. "You're the mother of dragons? I'm sure I [had] you once in a pleasure house," he tells her. Dany shows admirable restraint -- refusing Greyworm's offer to "cut out his tongue for [her]." 


The sellsword captains, though, are interested in no such compromise, and resolve to kill her at the coming new moon. This is actually quite a good plan, as their seemingly chosen assassin, Daario, is able to penetrate Daenerys's force's defenses until he holds a knife to Missandei's neck in the queen's bathing room. However, Daario had a plan of his own: "We had philosophical differences," he tells her. "Over what?" she asks. "Your beauty," Daario replies. "It meant more to me than it did to them." Lucky she's hot, because Daenerys ends up with the heads of the two dissenting Seconds Sons on her bathroom floor. 

DRAGONSTONE
Things are proceeding apace: Davos is learning how to read (he experiences a particularly notable accomplishment with "enough") and Melissandre has returned with the king's bastard: Gendry ("half Robert, half lowborn," is how Stannis puts it.) She means to use his blood for their coming war, which puts Stannis in the delicate position of hoping to kill his nephew -- a bastard, but his nephew all the same. He seeks counsel in an unlikely place: Davos's cell. The Onion Knight is going free, and Davos tells his lord that it's no coincidence that he's doing so when confronted with the sticky moral issue of sacrificing his own blood to the God of Light. Davos tells him that the gods are mythical creatures invented to comfort children; Stannis responds by reminding him that they had both seen that weird, horrible beast Melissandre gave birth to: "How can you deny her god is real?" 

It's working out not entirely badly for Gendry, though, as the night goes on: First, Melissandre beds him (this is apparently part of teeing the lamb up for slaughter). Then, instead of putting the knife to him immediately, she attaches leeches to his body (including some important bits.) It's not ideal, but neither is it a slit throat. After the leeches are full of his blood, Stannis throws them into a fire, and with each one, curses the name of the usurpers between him and his rightful throne. 

KING'S LANDING
Sansa's big day arrives: After her 14 years of hoping and praying to marry into a royal family, here she is, and it's horrible. The vibe is wrong from the beginning, when Margaery tries to bring Cersei around to her side, telling her that she's "radiant" Cersei repays this by telling the story behind "The Rain of Castermere" -- the story of the House Reyne, which paid for rebelling against the Lannisters with their utter annihilation. They, like the Tyrrells, had been the second-richest family in Westeros, a fact Cersei quickly points out to Margaery. In case the metaphor was too difficult to grasp, Cersei spells it out: "If you ever call me 'sister' again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep." 

Tyrion and Sansa marry, a ceremony interrupted by his inability to "cloak the bride and bring her under your protection" -- a situation set up by Joffrey, who stole the footstool provided specifically so Tyrion would be able to reach Sansa's shoulders. Joffrey improves on that by telling Sansa that he'd be happy to rape her on her wedding night, with the help of the Kingsguard, or perhaps he'll just lead the bedding of the bride. (Cersei, hysterically, had tried to circumvent this conversation entirely by suggesting, "Perhaps you could talk to your bride-to-be instead," advice that goes unheeded.) None of this goes unnoticed by a drunk, unhappy Tyrion, who speaks open words of rebellion against Joffrey. It falls on Tywin to call a truce between the two: "I'm sure Tyrion did not mean to threaten the king." 

He did, but Tywin can't be bothered. He's too busy trying to remind Tyrion that he absolutely must consummate his marriage. But Tyrion doesn't want to force a 14-year-old girl to have sex with him. (Sophie Turner was 16 when this scene was shot.) "Stop. Can't," he says, as she begins to undress. "Could. I won't." With a flourish, he announces that he will not bed her until she wants him to, and the "courtship" begins. The fact that their marital sheets are unbloodied is a fact that not unnoticed by Shae the next morning. 

Sansa really could be a bit nicer to Tyrion. 

ON THE WAY TO CASTLE BLACK
Gilly and Sam are still plugging along in the land beyond the Wall, where Sam has picked out the most threatening cabin imaginable for their overnight stay. They talk through possible names for the baby (he asks her to avoid choosing Randall, his father's -- the man who sent him to the Night's Watch). Gilly is much better than he is at making the fire, so she does. In fact, Sam is pretty much worthless this scene -- until he hears a disturbance outside. A huge mass of ravens have gathered to watch as a White Walker approaches the cabin. Sam bravely tries to beat it back with his sword, which disintegrates on impact -- but then he remembers the strange weapon he found at the Fist of the First Men. Just as the White Walker is about to attack Gilly, Sam strikes first -- and the obsidian blade hits home. The White Walker is destroyed, Sam and Gilly flee -- and, we hope, return momentarily to retrieve Sam's weapon. 

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All is right in 'Idol' world as voters choose the best singer

By Ken Barnes Thu 11:24 PM

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Transfixed: Candice Glover can't seem to take in her new status as 'American Idol' champion, but runner-up Kree Harrison and host Ryan Seacrest are thrilled enough to make up for it.

 

And in the end, all was right in "Idol" world. The best woman won. Candice Glover, who out-sang everyone throughout a long, often painful season, was crowned "American Idol" Season 12 winner Thursday night. 

 

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Candice's victory over Kree Harrison breaks a streak of five consecutive male winners. But we've known that for more than a month, since the last guy was eliminated during top 6 week. She's also the first out-and-out R&B singer to win since Fantasia, nine years ago. And she won the way an Idol should win -- not because she was a pin-up or hunk or had a tragic back story, but because she was the best singer.

 

 

The finale, which ran more than two hours, vividly reminded us of what a long, often painful (but sometimes spectacular) season it has been, with musical horrors and highlights galore. It started with a charming, unplanned moment: Candice and Kree were posed in a solemn face-off to underscore the gravity of the situation. But Kree couldn't hold the stern face and broke into a wide smile.

 

Then the final 10 welcomed viewers to the celebration with a pallid performance of the Wanted's infectious "Glad You Came." The camera panned the audience to show hordes of former Idols. The Band Perry sang its current single, "Done," with attitude to spare and plenty of pogo-ing and pyrotechnics, plus guest vocals from Janelle Arthur.

 

The traditional "Idol" finale comedy bits commenced with one of the better examples of the form (though the bar has previously been set about as low as a dancer in a Flo Rida video). The top five guys were shown speculating about their early, consecutive departures, which they blamed on being "sabotaged" by their female competition. (Best bit: Janelle altering the musical score for Lazaro's stunningly inept version of "Close to You.") In the end, it turned out to be a plot hatched by the last female winner, Jordin Sparks, who when asked how she and the others pulled off the prank, told the guys, "It actually was pretty easy. None of you guys play guitar." She offered some consolation by telling them, "The good news is that 'Idol' leftovers have been doing really well on 'The Voice.' "

 

The guys went straight into a medley of Four Seasons songs, sounding like the Turgid Boys, so clearly the sabotage had not concluded. Fortunately, this presentation of a full cheese platter was improved by the appearance of Frankie Valli himself, who at 76 retains that piercing tone that cuts right through the "Grease" (and "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" as well).

 

The medley virus proved to be catching, as Mariah Carey made her long-delayed first performance of the season with a whole raft of her hits. Dressed in a gown straight from the film "Big Mermaid," she showed off all the vocal trills and frills that have ruined a generation of copycat "Idol" contestants, and even threw in one of her patented high notes for the dogs in the audience – specifically Randy, who may have been backing her up (didn't see him).

 

The musical merry-go-round continued to whirl with Emeli Sande's "Next to Me," sung by Candice earlier in the season, being passed on to Amber Holcomb, who was joined by Sande, who provided a useful jolt of energy. Plenty of product placement for Ford Fiesta, in the form of a greatest-bits montage from the season's contestant commercials, culminated in the presentation of two Fiestas to Candice and Kree's designated family mentors.

 

On the previous night, Carly Rae Jepsen attempted to extend her time in the spotlight. This night, it was the Gangnam Stylist himself, Psy, trying to prolong his own fruit-fly pop lifespan with his current single, "Gentlemen," which is something of a Shakespearean classic -- sound and fury signifying nothing.

 

Keith Urban premiered his new single, "Little Bit of Everything," a pleasant if lightweight offering that was followed by a heavyweight offering: Candice and Jennifer Hudson dueting on Natalie Cole's lounge ballad "Inseparable." After Mariah's exhibition, it was the evening's second advanced crash course in over-singing, particularly Jennifer, who rarely strayed from a braying vibrato.

 

But just as on regular performance episodes of "Idol," when wretched excess can lead into unexpected brilliance, musical events took a significant turn for the better. Angie Miller launched into a grave version of Sia's "Titanium" and was quickly joined by Adam Lambert for a duet that at times approached the exquisite. Angie then achieved one of her goals by singing with Jessie J. Happily, it was Jessie's best song, the lively Katy Perry knock-off "Domino," which contains some of the raciest lyrics Angie has yet sung.  Ryan Seacrest also announced that Angie had released a version of the original song she poleaxed the judges with during  Hollywood Week, "You Set Me Free," but her planned performance of it had to be cut to make room for the Lambert and Jessie J duets. Jessie then invited her to the UK to perform it during one of her (Jessie's) concerts. So, good night for Angie.

 

More comedy: The contestants "dished" on the quirks of the judges. This was only occasionally funny, mostly when they poked fun at Randy's indiscriminate use of the immortal phrase "in it to win it." Randy more or less took over the show for the next several minutes, playing bass behind Kree and Keith on the latter's "Where the Blacktop Ends," which was enjoyable as a chance to hear Kree sing an uptempo number and Keith shred a little. Then came a full-blown farewell to Randy, featuring subtitled dogs and their video montage of the highlights of his "Idol" judicial tenure.

 

Beamed via satellite from New York, Aretha Franklin gave her propers to Candice and, with the top five girls on backups, sang a medley of "Natural Woman," "I Never Loved a Man, "Respect" and "Think" – a sublime moment. That, you might have thought, would have been a fitting performance conclusion to the evening before the results were revealed – what could top it, a Nicki Minaj number? (As it turned out, she was the one judge conspicuous in her absence from the musical stage.)

 

Nope. After Candice and Kree got the keys to their new Ford Escapes and a long and tedious montage of the season's highlights aired, Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull appeared to sing "Live It Up," their catchy dance number. Then Candice and Kree turned in a final duet on the dull Fifth Dimension hit "One Less Bell to Answer," before the envelope was at last opened. Candice managed to make her way through her new single, "I Am Beautiful," and the season came to a satisfying close.

 

Looking back at the final two, Kree was certainly a worthy adversary for Candice -- in most years she would have made a terrific crown bearer. (Same goes for the season's No. 3, Angie.) But Kree never quite put together one of those definitive Idol Moments that are a huge contributor to the show's longevity.

 

Candice, on the other hand, had at least three, maybe four depending on how highly you rated her version of "Somewhere." But without question, her first performance of "I (Who Have Nothing)," her brilliant transformation of "Lovesong," and her Wednesday reprise of "Nothing" were "Idol" performances for the annals. And, crucially, she was more than competent even on her least interesting moments.

 

As with all "Idol" winners, the big question is whether her triumph on the show will translate into stardom. It worked for Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Fantasia, Ruben Stoddard and Scotty McCreery have achieved lasting genre prominence, and Phillip Phillips is off to a promising start. Candice's challenge will be to find a contemporary style that will mesh comfortably with her retro-soul leanings, and that may not be a piece of cake. But for now, she's won one of the show's most well-deserved victories.

 

 

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Lots of love and loss marks the 'TVD' Season 4 finale as the Mystic Falls gang graduates

By Sona Charaipotra Thu 9:54 PM

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Last week on “The Vampire Diaries,” Bonnie managed to drop the veil between this world and that of the dead – bringing back those who had unfinished business here on Earth, like Alaric, Jeremy, Kol and Grams.

 

Jeremy’s return – and Matt’s fake death – helped Elena finally flip the humanity switch so she could feel again, but she was flooded with emotion and couldn’t deal.

Later, Silas took on many forms – including that of Klaus and Caroline – to get into Bonnie’s head. Bonnie managed to fend him off and seal him away for eternity, but she got a bit carried away with her casting – and the last spell she did killed her. Oops.


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This week. Why, it’s graduation, of course! At the high school, rows of empty chairs awaited the graduates. But before the big day, there would be another big speech. Kol addressed the walking dead – those sacrificed witches and hybrids among them. “Massacres performed in the name of resurrecting the immortal Silas. The slaughter of innocents by the so-called hero-protectors of Mystic Falls,” he said, all bombastic. “They rest, unleashing hell on Earth for their own selfish gains. And today, that’s exactly what they’re going to get.”

Back at the Salvatore mansion, Stefan and his old vampire pal Lexi – one of the walking dead now, of course – rocked out to old school Bon Jovi. Damon sure was surprised to see her, though she was hardly pleased to see him. “If you, Ric and little Gilbert are all flesh-like and real seeming, that means something went horribly wrong when Bonnie tried to put that veil back up,” Damon deduced. “And yet, here you two are, having Dance Party USA!”

 

Stefan, petulant – and wasted – rebuffed Damon’s reminder that he should be “buffing his hero hair,” prepping for the next big battle. He’d rather hang with his formerly dead pal Lex.


Bonnie, meanwhile, called Caroline regarding the “snag.” She needed to wait to till the full moon to put the veil back up – but first, graduation! She didn’t quite know how to tell the gung ho Caroline that she was, uh, dead. “Hell will freeze over before I let anyone cancel graduation!” Caroline pouted.

Grams said she’d watch over Bonnie’s body, then told her to go – with a warning: “Make sure you say your goodbyes.”

 

Seems the recently returned from the dead were big drinkers – Elena was throwing down with Alaric and Jeremy in the cemetery. She was still a bit weepy, but Jeremy reminded her that they only had one last night together – so no tears. Then her cell rang. No, not Caroline. This time, it was Connor, the dead-undead, uh, you know, whatever, vampire hunter.

Rebekah, too, was dealing with a pissed off hunter – her ex, Aleksandar was holding her and Matt captive in a used car lot, wired to blow if Matt stepped of a plate everything was connected to. Matt told her to forget the dude and focus on something else – life after graduation. Travel? “China, Paris, the Northern Lights,” Matt said. “It’s a date.” That just pissed her ex off more. He threw a knife at the pair, and Matt almost leaped in blocking it, but Rebekah steadied him. He whispered to her that he was wearing the Gilbert never-die ring, so maybe they’d both make it through the blast. He kissed him goodbye, then told him to run. “I can’t be killed and you can’t miss graduation.” Aleksandar returned, asking what she’d done. Rebekah’s response, as the lot erupted in flames: “I finally chose one of the good ones.”

 

And Damon got a visit from Vaughn, the hunter he’d run into before. They all were on a mission – they wanted the Cure, so they could do what they were meant to do: kill Silas. Irritated with Vaughn’s lecture, Stefan decided to pull the dude’s heart right out of his chest.

 

At the bar, Connor showed Alaric how well-wrapped and ready-to-detonate his bomb was. When Alaric told him to blow the joint – not literally – he did.

 

At school, a red cap-and-gowned Bonnie was stalked by Katherine, who wanted the immortality Bonnie had promised her. Bonnie said only Katsia knew that spell, and she was no where to be found. But Katherine was tantrum-y. “My shadow self is living a better life than me,” she aid. “So if I don’t get that immortality, I may have to just get rid of her all together.”

 

Elena, still not a school, told Damon they needed to talk. But first, he offered up a graduation present. The little vial containing the Cure. She told him she couldn’t. “Obviously I want it, but that’s the only one,” she said. “And the hunters have made it clear that they’ll kill everyone in Mystic Falls until they get it.” That’s when Jeremy showed up. He told her he loved her, no matter what she chose. As Damon tried to talk some sense into Elena, he flinched in pain. The knife Vaughn had stabbed him with was laced with werewolf venom. It wasn’t healing. It would kill him. “What about the Cure?” Elena said. If he took it, if he was human, the werewolf bite wouldn’t kill him. Damon asked her about her plan to save mankind.

 

Lexie needled Stefan about Elena, too. Stefan pointed out that Elena’s sire bond to Damon was gone. She knew now exactly how she felt. About Damon. And about him. “She’s the love of my life,” he said. “I’d go back to her in a heartbeat. But if that’s not how she feels, maybe that’s exactly what I need to hear to get my ass out the door.” He said he’d move to Australia, live in a yurt. They were about to drink to that, but Vaughn awoke again.

Just then, Damon came out, the Cure vial in hand, and threw it to Vaughn. “Come on,” he said. “We’re digging up Silas. You coming or not?”

He took the hunter to the falls, and told Vaughn that he’d dumped the body somewhere in the lake. “Guess I should have brought some scuba gear, huh?” Vaughn pondered the lake as Damon smirked. That’s when he noticed that Damon’s wound hadn’t healed, that the bullets had been laced with werewolf venom. “This is all a lie, eh? You knew you were a dead man.” He shot Damon a few more times, demanding he tell him where Silas was. “One more bullet and you’re a dead man.” Vaughn was just about to fire again when Alaric appeared, attacked, and tossed him into the lake. Damon was relieved, except for one thing. The Cure. Which, it turns out, Alaric had smartly grabbed before tossing Vaughn over.

Elena was freaking, but Stefan told her Damon was just stalling the hunters, that he’d be fine. Stefan would go to Klaus himself to ask him to heal the bite if he had to. Meanwhile, Jeremy said to Elena, “You’re going to your graduation. Mom and Dad would kill you if there wasn’t a photo of you in your graduation get-up.”

 

Caroline was calling everyone, too, reaming them out in phone messages. That’s when Matt, Stefan and Elena showed up. The old gang, reunited, in red caps and gowns. “We’re actually all here! We’re all here together!” Caroline waxed poetic on college roomie plans, and insisted on a group hug. Then the ceremony started, the bleachers filled with well-wishers, Bonnie’s dad on the stage, handing out diplomas. When it was her turn, she hugged him and thanked him. For everything.

 

As Elena’s name was called, Bonnie grinned. Until she heard that creepy British accent in her ear. Kol. “Greetings little witch,” he said. Then he pointed out all the walking dead sitting in the audience, ready for his cue. He told her that he didn’t want the veil to go back up. He wanted her to drop it completely, so he and his friends could live once more. “It’s time to pay the piper.” She told him the Kol she remembered was against hell on Earth. She took him to see her body. “I’m a ghost. I want what you want,” she said. “I want my parents to see me off to college, I want to decorate a dorm room with my best friends. I want to stay here, Kol, more than anything.”

But she couldn’t have that. And neither could she. She’d cast a spell, one to lock him there, in that room, till after the full moon. “We don’t always get what we want, do we?”

Alaric called Stefan, frantic. Damon refused to take the Cure. “We are past the point of hail Mary phone calls,” he said. “What do you want me to do? Stand here and watch him die? Or force feed him the Cure?”

Instead of answering, Stefan crumbled in pain. So did Caroline and Elena. It was the witches, now ghosts. And they were plenty mad. “Remember us, Caroline?” the head witch asked. That’s when Klaus showed up, flung a graduation cap so fast it sliced the witch’s head clean off. “Who’s next?” he asked. “I can do this all day.”

Back at the Salvatore manse, Elena smacked Damon, all healed up, “fresh as a daisy.” Then she went to go talk to Stefan. She thanked him. For never giving up on her. Then she handed him the vial with the Cure. “It’s yours. I want you to have it.” When he resisted, she said, “the only person worse at being a vampire than me is you. The rest of us will be fine. You deserve whatever you want out of life. You deserve this.”


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Alaric and Lexie eavesdropped. And talked about the other side. “You know there’s something else out there, right?” she said. “There has to be. Silas’s whole agenda was to find peace with his one true love. Whatever peace is, it’s out there.” She said they had to let go and move on. His take: “How are we supposed to do that when the knuckleheads we love can’t seem to keep their lives straight. 

Caroline stood amongst the now-empty bleachers, satisfied with the world. She turned, Klaus waited. She asked how he’d gotten there so fast – but he was already on his way. He’d gotten her graduation announcement. “It’s very subtle,” he said. “I assume you’re expecting cash?” Certainly not the ticket to New Orleans he’d like to give her. So he had another gift. “Tyler is now free to return to Mystic Falls,” he said. “He’s your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.” Then he kissed her goodbye. “Congratulations, Caroline.”

Stepping outside, Elena ran into Damon again. He said he wanted to apologize. But just like Damon, he wouldn’t. He wasn’t sorry. “You know what I really am? Selfish. Because yes, I’d rather die than be human. I’d rather die right now than spend a handful of years with you, only to lose you when I’m too old and sick and miserable. I’d rather die right now, than spend my last few years remembering how good I had it. There’s no apology in the world that encompasses all the reasons I’m wrong for you.” So she said she wasn’t sorry either. “I’m not sorry that I met you. That knowing you has made me question everything. I’m not sorry that I’m in love with you. I love you, Damon. I love you.” Seal that one with a kiss.

 

And of course, Stefan felt it. Deep down, in his centuries-old bones. In that old soul of his. Lexie held his hand, consoled him. But there was no getting over it.

 

Later, the brothers put the body in the car. Things were definitely awkward. “Hey Damon,” Stefan said. “I’m not happy about Elena. But I’m not ‘not happy’ for you, either. I just wanted you to know that.”

 

Jeremy went to go see Bonnie, who was preparing to close the veil. He was ready, and he wanted to be with Bonnie when it happened. What about Elena? He couldn’t say goodbye to her.

 

Alaric stared in to the distance, waiting. When Damon came by to offer a final drink, Alaric reminded him, “you got the girl, man. Now don’t screw it up.” Then he disappeared.

 

In the car, Lexie offered Stefan similar words of wisdom. “It’s time to start living your life.” But he asked her: “What if Elena was the one?” She told him: “Contrary to popular belief, there are actually multiple ones. Especially for vampires. Now go.” When he turned to tell her maybe he’d head to Portland, she was gone.

 

Elena looked for Bonnie, and for Jeremy. Instead, she found Kol, who attacked. “Well, well, speaking of unfinished business.” But before he could do any damage, he disappeared. But the same couldn’t be said for Katherine. And she was mad as hell.

 

Bonnie and Jeremy worked on the veil. But first, a last kiss. “There are a million things I wanted to say to you, but nothing seems right anymore,” he said, desperate to get the last words out. Then he convulsed in pain. “Oh my god,” she said. “It worked Jer. I didn’t think it would work.” She’d done a spell to bring him back. And the veil was up, but he was still there. “I’m alive,” he asked, and she smiled. She embraced him. But then he couldn’t feel her. She said it was okay. He could see ghosts. They could talk whenever he wanted. He needed to tell the others she was spending the summer with her mom, far away. “For the first time in forever, my friends are okay. I don’t want to take that from them. I’m going to be okay, I promise.” Then she walked away with Gram.


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Rebekah went to see Matt. He was okay. She was okay. She told him no worry about their travel plans. “You and I,” he said, “this isn’t going to work. I need to keep my love life a low vampire zone, too. So whatever happens on the road, stays on the road. That little wedding town it Italy, don’t get any ideas.” Rebekah was shocked. “I do know it’s time I actually start living. And since you almost killed me, I think it’s your obligation to show me how.”

Katherine was trying to take her doppelganger out. She was really mad. “You have everything, and it’s not because you’re a good little girl who deserves happiness,” she said. “It’s because you stole mine.” Elena pointed out that Katherine had killed her brother. Amongst other things. Katherine admitted, “that was nasty. But I have nothing. And I’m about to change that.” Then she stabbed her in the neck with a stake.

Flashback to the moment with Stefan, when she handed him the Cure. He didn’t take it from her. It was hers. And it was her choice what she did with it.

 

So as Katherine stabbed and tortured her, she took it out of her pocket. Then she shoved it down Katherine’s throat. “Have a nice human life, Katherine,” she said, a satisfied smirk on her bloody face.

 

Stefan got to the quarry and unpacked Silas’s body. But it wasn’t his body at all, just a bag of rocks. “Don’t bother, I’m not there,” Elena said, appearing out of nowhere. Silas. “You were stone, I saw you, the spell worked.” Silas-as-Elena informed him that every spell had a loophole – and this one was bound by a witch. “A living witch. When that witch died, the spell broke.” Stefan tried to absorb this information, but Silas said it didn’t matter. “I created the immortality spell 2,000 years ago. I can never die. So nature needed to find a balance. A version of me that could die. A shadow self. A doppelganger.” So Stefan said, “This is finally your real face? Another one of them.” Not exactly. Silas-as-Elena’s reflection in the car window? Stefan. “Hello my shadow self.” Then he stabbed Stefan, whispering, “Do you have any idea what it’s like to starve for 2,000 years?” Then he tossed him in a box and into the quarry, where Stefan screamed in his watery grave.


"The Vampire Diaries" will return to the CW with Season 5 in September.

 

Juliette's world imploded, and so did Rayna's - she doesn't know it yet

By TVDeeva Deanna Barnert Thu 1:32 AM

With the first leg of their tour wrapped, Rayna was splitting her time between getting her label Highway 65 Records on track and making out with Deacon. She wasn't ready to tell her girls they were a couple yet, but had no problem bringing Uncle Deacon home for dinner. Needless to say, Teddy was pissed when he showed up and found Deacon and Maddie having a little singalong. Rayna firmly told Teddy to but out of her life, but also again confirmed Maddie would always be his daughter. Instead of trusting Rayna, Teddy served her with a temporary restraining order that demanded Deacon stay over 100 feet away from their girls. "I'm the mayor of this city," he smirked. "Trust me, it'll stick."

 

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When Rayna called to tell Deacon about being served, Maddie overheard her say, "I love you." Rayna confirmed she was back with Deacon, but didn't answer Maddie's "adult" questions about their past.

 

Juliette was being squeezed by Dante, and not in a good way. Her scheming ex wanted $2 million for the sex tape he'd recorded. Her security guy wanted to get Dante locked up, but with the CMA nomination hanging over her, Juliette just wanted to sweep it under the rug and avoid a scandal. Unfortunately, Dante realized that and decided to up the price to $10 mil.

 

At the CMA run-through, Juliette and Rayna ran their lines and Juliette got annoyed with the insulting script. Then she diva'd out over bottled water. Rayna told her to grow up and act like a pro. Juliette sniffed that she'd be happy to once she received a bit of respect. "You gotta earn that," Rayna sighed, warning her that even if she won Best Artist, it wouldn't give her what she was looking for.

 

After that, Juliette decided not to pay Dante. She could pull together the money, but he'd probably ask for more. She was going let him sell the tape, but get in front of it by giving "The View" an exclusive interview.

 

"This way, he makes less money and the world just finds out what they already know," she shrugged. "I'm a train wreck."

 

Jolene felt responsible, in part because Juliette kept blaming her, and decided to handle it another way. She snorted some Oxy, threw back a drink and called Dante. She told him Juliette wasn't going to pay him, but she was willing to give him the $2 mil for the SD card. She cried about loving him and made it sound like he was on his side. 


When he showed up for the exchange, she pulled out a gun and shot him!

 

Gunnar was playing the outlaw and building a reputation on his brother's songs, which left little time for sleep or Scarlett. Scarlett seemed to be fine with it, until he went on the radio and made it sound like he was a ladies' man. Scarlett reminded him why he'd walked away from his brother's lifestyle and sniffed that he didn't have to come to her big debut at the Grand Ole Opry if it wasn't "outlaw" enough. He promised to be there.

 

Scarlett's big debut had her listed with the likes of Darius Rucker, Vince Gill and Carrie Underwood. Will was hoping he'd also get on stage as Highway 65 Records's second new act and snuck into Rayna's top-secret tryouts. She hadn't seen anyone she liked, so she gave him a chance. The cowboy dropped his cocky hard sell approach and sang the quiet song "A Showman's Life." Rayna was hooked, though Will wasn't going to get to play the Opry just yet. Scarlett asked Will to return the favor by having a talk with Gunnar, so he showed up at Gunnar's grungy gig and tried to talk some sense to him. Gunnar told him to back off so he could finish his set and get to the Opry for Scarlett. That's when a patron got in Gunnar face about whether he'd really done time in prison or was just a poser. A fight ensued, landing the boys in the slammer.

 

While in lock up, Gunnar admitted he was lost and Will apologized for the kiss, revealing his father had kicked him out after catching him with a boy. Will still didn't understand those feelings. What he did know was that the only time he was happy was on stage, so he was going to be a country star, "no matter what." "Me too," Gunnar agreed.

  

Deacon escorted Scarlett to the Opry, where he introduced her to Steve Buchanan, real life Opry and CMA board president (and "Nashville" executive producer). He showed her to the Intro the Circle dressing room, which all first-timer's used. Overwhelmed, she called Gunnar, hoping to bring him backstage for support. He wasn't there, but Avery, who'd recently told Juliette he believed in love, was. He sent Scarlett a whisk for good luck, reminding the shy poet just how far she'd come since he'd helped her work on her performance anxiety in their kitchen. Avery grinned up at Scarlett from the audience and with Deacon backing her up, she earned a standing ovation. 


Then she went to bail out her boys. She understood Gunnar was hurting over his brother's death, but couldn't stand by him the way he was acting. "I've tried to fix it and I can't," she told him. "I fell in love with you, not your brother."  

 

Lamar wasn't paying attention during a meeting, so Tandy decided it was time to make her play. She called a board meeting to replace him. No one was fooled into thinking it was "pure concern" on Tandy's part, but they agreed it was time. As the official ousting got underway, however, Lamar strolled in and reclaimed his seat - literally and metaphorically - from Tandy.

 

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Juliette was about to go on "The View" when her mother called, babbling incoherently. She rushed home and barely even noticed Dante on the floor as she ran to cradle her mother. Jolene had OD'ed on the couch. Juliette cried alone in the dark as the news reported the story of her mother's murder-suicide.

 

Rayna approached Lamar for her first favor since she was a teenager, and he was more than happy to take care of Teddy for her. After the judge sided with Rayna and rescinded the restraining order, she tried to make nice with Teddy. She once again promised she'd protect his relationship with Maddie. This time he believed her, but it was out of her hands. At home, Maddie went through her mother's hidden lockbox and found a paternity test.

 

"I don't think that my dad is my father," she cried to one of her girlfriends.

 

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"Nashville" airs on Wednesday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.

 

The Dunphys live road rage, Mitch gets evil, Jay and Gloria snoop

By Corey Levitan Thu 12:15 AM
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In Wednesday's episode, titled "Games People Play," Phil (Ty Burrell) borrows an RV from a guy he sold a home to. He's dreaming of a cross-country trip with his loving family. Claire (Julie Bowen) thinks he's just dreaming; that only bad things are possible if you lock their kids in a moving metal box for 10 days. (Claire adds that she loves her kids very much.)

On a test run up the Pacific Coast Highway, the kids act all polite and happy. Claire secretly wonders whether everyone in her family likes one another without her own toxic energy spoiling the vibe. Then something wonderful happens (according to Claire). A bee enters the cabin, transforming the tranquility into chaos and violence. Phil can't handle it. He scolds his offspring about how wrong he was to assume they could fulfill his dream of taking a cool trip while liking each other. The bee stings him.

Sulking by himself at the Pacific's edge, Phil runs into two other dads with RV's who had the same dream crushed by their families. (One considered faking his own death in Bryce Canyon National Park.) They ask Phil how long he's been on the road -- a couple of weeks? Phil is ashamed to admit that only a couple of hours have transpired.

Back in the RV, the forced closeness also forces secrets Claire and the kids don't normally share. Luke (Nolan Gould) is failing pre-algebra. So Alex (Ariel Winter) offers to help. Haley (Sarah Hyland) tried out to be a Laker Girl but humiliated herself. So everyone helps with her routine. Phil re-enters the vehicle brooding, but is pummeled with positivity. The road trip's back on!

Mitch (Jessie Tyler Ferguson) is ambivalent about what Cam (Eric Stonestreet) considers to be Lily's (Aubrey Anderson-Emmons) career as a gymnast. In one short year, Mitch notes, their daughter has blossomed from a girl who couldn't do a somersault into a girl who "kind of can." As soon as Mitch gets a taste of Lily's balance-beam dismount, however, he goes even more overboard than Cam. He actually chants, "Fall, fall, fall!" to one of Lily's rivals, then screams, "Yes!" when she does. Lily takes first place as the other parents scowl. 

Lily salvages the family's reputation by comforting the next of her fellow gymnasts to take a spill. The little girl tells Lily that her hair hurts, so Lily pulls the pins out. But Mitch and Cam think Lily is sabotaging a rival's hairdo. They publicly apologize for their daughter's behavior, saying that only losers behave that way. This gets them banned from future games. (But they're appealing.) 

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Manny (Rico Rodriguez) has a poetry reading. But his poems are in his backpack, which he thinks he left at the Dunphys'. He accepts a ride from Gloria (Sofia Vergara) and Jay (Ed O'Neill), even though it's dangerous because he doesn't want them aware of the reading. (He's exploring darker themes -- including poems entitled "The Umbilical Noose" and "Smother Nature.")

Gloria and Jay knock. But, as we already know, the Dunphys aren't home. Gloria mysteriously disappears and then greets her husband and son at the door with "No questions." Jay and Gloria discover personal things about their relatives while pretending to help Manny look for his backpack. For instance, Phil subscribes to a trampoline magazine ("Bounce!") Manny points out to his mom that his backpack probably isn't in the medicine cabinet.

Manny then realizes that his backpack is probably at Cam and Mitch's, who aren't home either. Gloria "no questions" her way into their house, too. And Manny points out to his mom that his backpack is probably isn't in Cam's bag.

But wait. Pictionary is out, as are the guest soaps. And Claire's lipstick is on the wine glasses. A game night was had at Cam and Mitch's without an invite extended to Jay and Gloria. And not only were they not invited; they were made fun of. Jay notices a sketch of a pile of money and an outline of a voluptuous woman. This is too much. Jay retorts with a sketch of his own: a kiss and an ass. Gloria can't decipher it and she and Jay begin screaming at each other. Manny observes that the question isn't why they weren't invited to this game night, but why they are ever invited. 

Manny discovers an envelope he forgot to give to his parents. It was the invitation to game night. But how can he tell them now, after he has just shamed them? Gloria the snoop figures it out, though, when she finds the invite planted back in Cam's bag. She also realizes that Manny has been hiding his poetry reading from them. Manny is an evil sneak. And she and Jay couldn't be happier to discover that their son is just like them.

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Sleepy night disrupted by a final magic moment from Glover

By Ken Barnes Wed 11:10 PM

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 She who has everything: Candice Glover reprised 'I (Who Have Nothing)' to close out the 'Idol' performance finale and walked away with the episode -- and likely the crown.

 

 

So much for the suspense. Candice Glover detonated a final performance on the "Idol" finale Wednesday that demolished all that came before it and ensured that, if she somehow doesn't win, it won't be because of musical reasons.

 

 

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Going into it and looking for an angle, I realized that this was the first "Idol" finale ever when I didn't have a dog in the hunt. In every previous season, whether I was supporting the foregone conclusion that Kelly Clarkson would beat Justin Guarini or hoping for an upset Jessica Sanchez victory because Phillip Phillips was boring me half to death, I had a firm preference coming into the last week. This time, I would be perfectly happy with either Kree Harrison or Candice taking the crown.

 

 

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But it doesn't seem as if there's much doubt left, unless Kree had amassed more voter support before the show and all of her voters had made up their minds so irrevocably that even an amphibian in her throat combined with a fainting spell on finale night wouldn't have swayed them. But that scenario seems far-fetched now.

 

The one-hour length forced a few procedural changes. For instance, we were deprived of the grand processional of the judges: Mariah and Nicki carefully separated by Randy and Keith as they swan their way down the stairs, across the stage and into their seats. Judges' comments were also structured differently and condensed.

 

Songs chosen by "Idol" architect Simon Fuller made up the first round, and while it's far too easy to say he should stick to producing, there's also some merit in the thought. Kree, we were informed, won a coin toss and elected to go first, evidence of a temporary brain cramp, since the only idea worse than handing the closing spot to Candice would have been skipping her own final performance. Simon gave her Sarah McLachlan's ballad "Angel," which nearly got the gifted Sarah Simmons knocked off "The Voice" last week. Kree did a very good job with it, in fine voice throughout, but the excitement factor was minimal.

 

Playing fair, Simon gave Candice an even less exciting song, "Chasing Pavements" by the early, pre-"21" Adele, who was considerably inferior. Candice didn't add a whole lot to the rather featureless song, resulting in a forgettable performance. Two of the judges, Randy and Mariah, were allowed to comment on both Kree and Candice after the latter finished. Mariah was at a loss for words, not for the first time, and eventually said, as if signing off on her "Idol" career, that she was "so proud to have been part of this season." Randy was more interesting, feeling liberated enough after announcing his departure to say he wasn't sure either song choice was particularly appropriate, both being too "sleepy." He gave the round to Candice for her deft use of her lower register.

 

The season-long promotion in which viewers were given the chance to suggest lyrics and performance gimmicks for a new Carly Rae Jepsen release, "Take a Picture," culminated in Carly Rae – desperately seeking that elusive second solo hit – unveiling the finished product. It was better than her previous follow-ups, but the verses running up to the chorus were a little too blatantly modeled on "Call Me Maybe" and the zeitgeist magic wasn't apparent.

 

The second round allowed "Idol" commentators to indulge in their favorite blood sport – trashing the "Idol" coronation songs crafted to serve as a first single for the winner. Last season the commentators were shocked when Phillip's "Home" was not only the first good trophy song in the show's history but also presciently got out in front of the latest pop-folk revival fad and became a massive hit. (And even Jessica's song was considerably better than usual.)

 

The coronation-song winning streak looked to continue with "All Cried Out," a country ballad (no relation to the old Dusty Springfield hit) designed for Kree. It wasn't great, or even particularly memorable, but it wasn't the usual "I can do anything if I just feel good about myself" drivel, and you wouldn't kick it off the radio if you heard it.

 

But most of that fragile good will came crashing down when Candice's song was announced as "I Am Beautiful," a title even a Disney Radio program director might reject as too trite. Musically, it was OK, especially in the verses, but the chorus was strictly banal. Candice did as good a job as you could possibly hope for, with a gorgeously restrained finish, but silk purses, sow's ears and all that mystifying old folk wisdom held sway here.

 

It was Keith and Nicki's turn to comment. Nicki liked the way Kree was reaching down "in the gut," and thought the message of Candice's trophy song was ideal. Keith said both Kree and Candice were soul singers, and thought the trophy songs were "tailor-made" for both contestants, with Candice's fitting her "like a Glover." Keith thought Kree won the round; Nicki preferred Candice.

 

The last round allowed each singer to pick her favorite song from the season to reprise. This is traditionally a massive anticlimax, a description that fit Kree's choice, Patty Griffin's "Up to the Mountain," which is pretty enough but was her third sluggish ballad and suffered from an appearance by the dreaded choir. Kree sounded very gospel, which is not necessarily her forte. The judges were finally allowed to specifically focus on a contestant and her song, not that it inspired them to new heights of eloquence. Keith praised the "spirituality and soulfulness you tap into." Nicki thought the choir added energy (she was clearly having a judicial off-night) and liked it better than the trophy song. Randy thought it was Kree's best of the night, but Mariah "felt" her on both performances.

 

Candice was considerably smarter in her rerun choice, picking Ben E. King's "I (Who Have Nothing)," one of her two most triumphant performances of the season, and one that seemed likely to seal the deal in her favor. But she didn't opt for a pat recapitulation; instead, she sang the entire opening chorus without accompaniment, then swelled the performance into a tidal wave of passion and power. Even considering we had heard her sing the song spectacularly two months ago, she once again reached all-time "Idol" heights. The judges were suitably enraptured and piled on the superlatives, Randy expressing it best when he said she "shot the whole night to another level."

 

Directly afterward, he squandered his new-found credibility when he said the competition was "so close" after the night's performances. Hardly.

 

Wednesday's winner: Candice. Thanks for "Nothing."

 

Predicted champ: Candice. Or questions will be asked.

 

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Competition tightens with no weak links left, but spare us the reruns

By Ken Barnes Tue 11:50 PM

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V for ... Vedo? Eliminated 'Voice' contestant Vedo and his coach, Usher, put up a brave front, while coach Shakira mourns the loss of her contestant Garrett Gardner. Garrett is the only singer in this shot with two names, not that it helped him one way or another, and also the only one smiling, possibly because his lip ring makes it harder to compress his expression.

 

 

NBC must really be desperate. So eager is the network to procure two hours of Tuesday programming from their hot property, "The Voice," that it aired a rerun … of Monday night's episode! It was a condensed rerun, consisting of just the 12 performances and the coaches' comments, minus the back stories, rehearsal footage and the vital contributions of social media correspondent Christina Milian.

 

 

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Not sure who's calling the shots about Christina Aguilera and reportedly Cee Lo Green returning for Season 5, NBC or the show itself, but whoever it is, there's a severe misjudgment there. Cee Lo, despite sometimes-dubious taste in contestants, will be more than welcome (not that Usher's a disappointment, just that no one can match Cee Lo's flamboyance and verbal conundrums).

But Shakira has already proved herself every bit as smart and knowledgeable as Christina, without either the ever-present fan or (somewhat more crucially) the equally ever-present ego. (When it comes to relating everything back to herself, Christina is essentially an articulate Mariah Carey.) Maybe it's a contractual thing, but even if you take the reported $12.5 million compensation to Christina for gracing the show with her regal presence, it's a bad sign.

 

 

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Anyway, after the rerun hour was over, the results show proper started … with a recap of Monday's performances! Mercifully, it was very brief and was bolstered by new coach comments. Former "Voice" mentor and "Duets" coach Robin Thicke began the new programming segment with his current single, the extremely catchy retro-soul "Blurred Lines." With Pharrell and T.I. participating prominently, there was little room for contestants Vedo and Kris Thomas, who were briefly glimpsed singing backgrounds.

 

As is its custom, the show scattered results throughout the hour, two at a time, in the usual "no particular order." The first two saved by the voters were R&B-with-altitude singer Kris Thomas (of Shakira's team) and Blake's country duo, the Swon Brothers, whose George Jones tribute turned out to be a shrewd move.

 

Blake and his team ran through Brooks & Dunn's routine country rocker "Play Something Country," after which the gifted Sarah Simmons (Adam) and Usher's increasingly impressive Josiah Hawley were called safe.

 

Lady Antebellum, featuring Adam's mentor assistant this season, Hillary Scott, sang their pleasant, mid-tempo new single, "Goodbye Town," generously granting featured lines to Adam's squad of female singers, Amber, Sarah and Judith.

 

Judith Hill then completed a happy night by being declared safe, along with Blake's Danielle Bradbery. Neither result was a huge surprise.

 

Adam trotted his gals out one more time for a version of the Cure's "Lovesong" that diverged significantly from Candice Glover's epic cover earlier in the "American Idol" season. Still, it's hard to think of another reason that song would be dredged up if not for its new notoriety, and "The Voice" should be above that.

 

Two more safe results followed. One was Usher's Michelle Chamuel, whom I was worried about because she's one of the more interesting contestants and also because I didn't want Robyn, whose sublime "Call Your Girlfriend" Michelle sang Monday, to become an instant-jinx artist. The other safe singer was, unsurprisingly, Adam's Amber Carrington, who presented a most moving performance Monday.

 

That left four contestants and two slots, and also about three minutes of airtime, half of which were consumed by Garrett Gardner explaining what a thrill it was for him to make it this far. Unable to prolong the suspense as he would have liked, Carson Daly announced the last two safe calls: Blake's Holly Tucker and Shakira's Sasha Allen, two of the competition's strongest pure voices.

 

So Garrett Gardner and Vedo, who had also had an opportunity to tell the viewers how much making it this far meant to him, won't be going any farther.

 

Analyzing the eliminations: Vedo had the handicap of opening the show Monday, which increases the chances that a singer's impact will fade more quickly, and Michael Jackson's "Rock With You" was just too unexciting a song choice. Garrett took a risk by rocking up the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way," and although it worked well enough, it rubbed voters the wrong way.

 

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"The Voice" airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on NBC.