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'American Idol' auditions: Baton average .900

Louisiana supplies country and soul singers, judges are harmonious

By Ken Barnes Jan 24, 2013 11:44PM

Megan Miller, 'Idol' Baton Rouge

Coming through at crutch time: Megan Miller doesn't let a little thing like impending surgery keep her from her 'Idol' audition. Both the audition and the surgery (immediately afterward) were successful.

 

It's one of the most welcome events in any "American Idol" season: the first one-hour audition show. It eases the overload of singers, cuts down on the ludicrous stunt artists and reduces the filler the producers use to pad out the two-hour editions. This season it enabled the show (at least temporarily) to take the focus off the squabbling judges – who were quite well-behaved, apart from a grimace here and a sour expression there – and put it back where it belongs: on the "Idol" mission, finding standout singers.

 

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And Baton Rouge, La., provided some, starting with Miss Baton Rouge herself, Megan Miller, on crutches owing to a recent accident but still able to belt Etta James' "Something's Got a Hold on Me" convincingly. Socially challenged Charlie Askew was loud and overbearing on Queen's "Breakthru," but sang Eden Ahbez's "Nature Boy" (left-field choice extraordinaire) sweetly and snagged the second golden ticket. (Should they have handed out red stickers instead, reflecting the English translation of Baton Rouge?)

 

Maddie Assel made it three in a row with an elaborate "Oh, Darling," one of those lesser Beatles songs that works well in auditions because its stark simplicity leaves a cappella vocals nowhere to hide. A montage of losers, including a gentleman in a chicken suit, restored a little balance, but Paul Jolley's sterling version of a dull Rascal Flatts song, "I Won't Let Go," captivated the panel once more.

 

It took the prodigiously strained efforts of Christopher Barthel, nicknamed "Mushroom" by moniker queen Nicki and proclaimed a "fun guy" (fungi, you know? Guess you had to be there) by Keith, to earn a full-audition no from the judges. He had Adam Lambert's vivacity on "If I Had You," but not a scrap of his talent.

 

"Idol" may need a ratings doctor more than any other kind of specialist, but the show got an actual MD, third-year resident Calvin Peters, who tackled the challenging Maxwell song (that's kind of a redundancy) "Whenever, Wherever, Whatever" with surgical skill. (And points to the producers for playing "I Don't Need No Doctor" under his exit; the musical beds were unusually clever Thursday.)

 

A quick combo of Michelle Montezeri singing Gloria Jones/Soft Cell's "Tainted Love," Breanna Steer coming from the deep left-field seats with Ann Peebles' "I Can't Stand the Rain," and Brandy Hoband performing nouveau audition favorite "Hell on Heels," by the Pistol Annies, added three more shiny tickets to the total. Dustin Watts kept the country theme going with Garth Brooks' "She's Every Woman," and dazzled every judge.

 

I'm not a fan of the producers attempting to overtly dictate a favorite, as they did when they had Ryan preview Burnell Taylor as a "game-changer," but the Katrina victim might well be. He fit the established show-closer mode (sad back story, top-notch voice) perfectly, crushing "I'm Here" from "The Color Purple" and becoming the last of 10 winners (out of 35 total) who got airtime during the hour.

 

Next stop Wednesday is San Antonio, but before that I'm going to spotlight a couple of the night's winners who have major advancement potential, and a couple who I think might be more likely to flame out early.

 

Prospect heights: Burnell Taylor for sure, but his ceiling will probably be a bit lower than last year's somewhat-similar Louisiana contender, Joshua Ledet. Also, look out for Megan Miller, who might be even stronger on two legs.

 

Short-haul of fame: It's hard to envision Scotty McCreery-level success for country singers Paul Jolley and especially Dustin Watts. But then Tate Stevens won "X Factor" in December, and these guys are his vocal equals and are younger to boot. But I'm not convinced they can match him for personality.

 

What did you think of Thursday's episode? Connect and sound off on Facebook and Twitter

 

"American Idol" airs Wednesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on FOX.

75Comments
Jan 25, 2013 4:46PM
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Check out Keren Ryan on Youtube singing "Wanted" and see why she was rejected after the first try out!! Go figure!!

Jan 25, 2013 3:34PM
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I love how if you don't like a judge due to not being qualified to be a judge or due to the fact that they act like a complete fool and they happen to be anything other than white it is racism. Is it not time to stop playing that card to justify the simple fact someone is just  not qualified. That mentality is racism.
Jan 25, 2013 2:41PM
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I love it; I have no problem watching the show and will continue watching until it is off the air for good!  Oh wait..but then again, I am not a close minded, judgemental igmo that let's one person on the show make me stop watching.  Yea! Nicki!  She is just what the show needed!
Jan 25, 2013 1:39PM
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For those of you with short memories, please allow me to inform.  This year is no different  than in years' past, in fact, these dumb Shirley Jackson lottery  rock-throwing comments by conformist lemmings are depressingly same old same old.  It was similar for Paula first, then a little worse for Jennifer, and now a little worse again for Nickie, based primarily on the degree of melanin in their skins and their lack of X chromosome.  Period. 

Jan 25, 2013 1:34PM
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got to love the sour grapes from the racists claiming racism.  Where are the bobsies Jesse and AL? Why are they not hip-deep?  These accusers are racist cowards and I hope that the money they have in mind will go to laywer fees.  Good for them and the show due its dying off, they need to generate a new controversy  to et things moving again.
Jan 25, 2013 1:33PM
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American Idokl has gone down the toilet.!!!!! Horrible.    Can't look at Nicky!!!   Mariah C  adds nothing to the show.   All they do is talk talk about nothing.   We dont watch it anymore.  Worse show on TV.
Jan 25, 2013 1:31PM
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Idol is about to crash and burn for good if they keep Nicki Minaj on there.  She isn't qualified to judge anyone on talent and vocal skills but neither was Jennifer Lopez since she has never sung live in her entire singing career and is a studio creation but I guess you have to have one judge who's the "dummy" or placebo judge.  Randy, Keith and Mariah have earned the right to judge talent since they've been in the music biz for years and years and the fact that Mariah knows how to critique someone's voice and give constructive criticism really pisses Nicki off.  You can see how she rolls her eyes and always has to outspeak Mariah in every episode, it's the most childish display of someone who is supposed to be a grown woman.  Nicki needs lessons on being an adult and being mature.  I hope this isn't Idol's 'swan song' season but if it is, it's a shame but the talent of the singers will be unforgettable.
Jan 25, 2013 1:30PM
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This is the worst season for American Idols.   I cannot listen to their garbage, their dialogue and their looks.

Give me back the first panel of judges and we will watch it.    All they do is talk and joke poorly among their selves.  Surprise anyone watches anymore.

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In all the years I have watched, and enjoyed Idol, this year it is leaving me nauseated.   Randy, Mariah and Keith are doing a good job but even they are picking a lot of useless talent.  Now we come to Nikki, yuck, she looks for opportunities to get into a cat fight with Mariah, when the other judges are speaking, the dummy just sits there and rolls her dopey looking eyes, like what are you talking about.  Please producers of this show, before you lose what little audience you have, get rid of the plastic Nikki.  I've been a fan a long time but no more until she is gone, you don't need her, just threee judges are enough.  Really she is enough to gag a maggot.
Jan 25, 2013 1:05PM
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Nikki needs to go, she spoils the show with that horrible nasal voice and rolling eyes.  She looks like a clown and tries to control the show

 

Jan 25, 2013 12:44PM
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Nicki needs to just go find a room covered in mirrors and live out the rest of her self-absorbed life. Not only does she look like a wax museum dummy, she carries herself with less class!

Randy, Keith and Mariah are wonderful, EXPERIENCED contributors to this show. Fox did an excellent job hiring them to help judge the show.

Get rid of the side show....
Jan 25, 2013 12:32PM
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Nicki M. has got to go! Watched last night  even though  I swore I was done with AI , thought maybe I was being unfair. Turned off after 10 min. Randy is a fav as always, Keith is a true  "southern gentleman" Mariah has worked hard  and deserves her "status"  Demographics dont lie, too bad the people who actually still buy whole albums are  boycotting the show. We dont like Nicki. Jennifer is a beautiful woman with the "mom" factor, Steve T was just fun to watch.  AI needs to realize the median fan base is not the tweens who are her fans.
Jan 25, 2013 12:20PM
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Thought this season's judges an odd mix, but it has been a surprise. Randy, the old hand, is somewhat jaded and Madame Carey is a sensitive doyenne, but Nikki and Keith are very good, actually "judging" the talent. Their remarks are on point. Looking forward to how those two critique the actual final contestants. Seems a bit heavy on the country singers this year.
Jan 25, 2013 12:04PM
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I watched the first show and I thought I would lose my mind with all the eye rooling and stupid actions of NICKI. Taped the second and the same stupid remarks and actions. I am done with Idol till Nicki is GONE
Jan 25, 2013 10:32AM
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Thank god for DVR...this year will be watching the talent only and skipping the absurd judge war which is now another show altogether which ironically...may ruin Idol forever.
Jan 25, 2013 10:29AM
Jan 25, 2013 10:19AM
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There are some mean people on other websites saying that the job is beneath Keith.  Also mean comments that his wife is a much bigger star then he is.  Come on people.  We have married friends.  One is a doctor the other a teacher.  So what.  Usher just signed on to the voice.  Ne-yo is in talks with x factor.  Tyler and Lopez are pretty big names.  Keith is a four time grammy winner who plays multiple instruments.  He is very talented.  Enjoy your success Keith and ignore the jealous people.  You have a beautiful family.  I enjoy watching you on idol.  You are doing a great job.  Big names on these shows, even Brittany.  Go have the success that she has had selling millions of albums all over the world.  See how easy that is. 

Jan 25, 2013 10:15AM
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megan wasnt bad.  they do have vocal coaches to "teach" her how to control her voice.  
Jan 25, 2013 9:55AM
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Nikki is by far the best best judge and is completely different from what I expected.
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