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'American Idol' Hollywood, part 3

Girls go through the group grind with heavy casualties

By Ken Barnes Feb 14, 2013 1:21AM

Rachel Hale performs during the Hollywood rounds on 'American Idol'/FOX

Hale yeah: Rachel Hale has an extroverted, aw-shucks personality and a strong country voice: two of the show's favorite traits.

 

Take 162 female contestants, a cappella performances, and the established tastes of "Idol" producers and judges, and you would expect to see a whole bunch of musical divas. Randomly assemble the survivors of that ordeal into quartets and you'd expect to see a whole bunch of behavioral divas. Both expectations were fulfilled Wednesday.

 

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The narrative mirrored last week's guys' gauntlet, with solo unaccompanied song snippets first. Recovering anorexic Mariah Pulice had the distinction of going first with Sarah Bareilles' "Gravity," which she sang quite well. Angela Miller was also fine on Jessie J's "Who You Are," and Victoria Acosta was solid on Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly." So we had an instant pattern of good singers doing less attractive songs. Oddly, in a decision that was not the last questionable one the judges would make, Mariah Jr. was eliminated, along with seven unseen members of their 10-strong lineup. Ashley Smith, Ann Difani and Sarah Restuccio were also cut, without benefit of airtime.

 

Country singers Rachel Hale and Janelle Arthur were paired for reasons of dramatic tension, but both breezed through their songs (respectively, Grace Potter's "Nothing but the Water" and Hank Williams' classic "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry") and were sent through, unlike their eight unseen line-mates. To make up for all the anonymous losers, a brief montage of anonymous winners came next.

 

Recidivist Candice Glover sang Christina Aguilera's "Impossible," which is impossible to render enjoyably, but her voice was stellar. Megan Miller, freed of the crutch that supported her in her audition, sang "Titanium," a bit colorlessly. She was rejected, while Candice and the unseen Lauren Mink and Shira Gavrielov made it through.

 

One-named contestant Isabella sang a one-word-title song, "Summertime," and got a one-word decision: Yes. Eccentric (or, in Nicki Minaj's words, "crazy psycho") Kez Ban bulled her way through the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin," but also won the judges' (or more likely the drama-loving producers') approval. Briana Oakley favored us with "Impossible" once more, and made it the early lucky-charm song, joining Candice in winning with it. Ryan's voiceover informed us that Ashley Feliciano and Melinda Ademi had also made it, part of 76 survivors. The a cappella round was over in a brisk 40 minutes.

 

The better to leave more time for the group round – as before, producers assembled the groups, 19 quartets in all, of which we actually saw an impressively high total of 11. The 19 groups had to choose a song from a list comprising all of 20, but luckily there were some good ones included, such as "Idol" Hollywood Week favorite "Hit 'Em Up Style" by Blu Cantrell, a challenging En Vogue-ish ditty that has been the ruin of many a poor girl, but was absolutely nailed by the "Swagettes": Kamaria Ousley, Denise Jackson, Melinda Ademi and Candice Glover. Definitely the night's musical highlight.

 

The country-oriented "Raisin' Cain" (Morgan Leigh Boberg, Brandy Hotard, Lauren Mink and one member left un-chyroned) chose the Dixie Chicks' "Sin Wagon" (another enduring "Idol" fave), and romped through it successfully, making the tally eight for eight in the early going. That changed when "Almost Famous" (Savannah Votion, Lizz Weiss, Daysia Hall and J'Leigh Chauvin) struggled through a fraught version of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know." Their rehearsals had stressed (in more ways than one) building harmonies for a song that doesn't have many, and that emphasis turned out fairly disastrously, although the vocal leads all sounded pretty good. The judges conferred their approval only on Daysia, who forgot the words, leaving the rejects justifiably bitter, particularly Savannah.

 

"The Dramatics," an R&B-slanted group of Cristabel Clack, Janel Stinney, Kriss Mincey and one unnamed other, quirkily chose the Band Perry's country smash "If I Die Young" and delivered a roller-coaster revamp, with good singing and a spectacular lyric blank-out by spacy, weepy Janel. For some reason Nicki was captivated by this spectacle, and in the end all four were sent through.

 

In a speedy interlude, an unnamed group singing Yvonne Elliman's "If I Can't Have You" got an "I don't want nobody, baby" reaction from the judges, then Shubha Vedula, Sarina-Joi Crowe and Aubrey Cleland were declared sole winners from their unseen groups. "Urban Hue" (Kiara Lanier, Jett Hermano, Tenna Torres and Seretha Guinn) made a fatal choice – Estelle's increasingly irritating "American Boy." Nicki thought it was a bad idea as well, but everyone except Seretha, who sounded perfectly good, was passed to the next round, including the nearly-invisible Jett.

 

The "Pooh Snaps," featuring Erin Christine, Isabelle, Lauren Bettes and outsized personality Zoanette Johnson, sang "Knock on Wood" to reasonably successful effect, though not for the ousted Lauren. "Handsome Women" (Courtney Calle, Liz Bills, Alisha Dixon and Shira Gavrielov) gave us a second "Somebody That I Used to Know," contrasting with the earlier version in  that the ending harmonic blend was laudable, while the solo vocals were largely faulty. Liz and Shira sounded best, but Shira was turfed while Liz (who had been a missing person for much of the depicted rehearsals) was the sole survivor.

 

"4 You" (Stephanie Schimel, Alex Delaney, Holly Miller and Kalli Therinae) followed with a third Gotye cover (good thing I adore that song; if it had been three "American Boys" I would have been tempted to endanger my livelihood by hurling the clicker into the TV screen). This one featured some lyric stumbles from Stephanie and some questionable vocals from Alex, but Stephanie, along with Holly, got the nod, while the perfectly competent Kalli got the shaft.

 

A montage of forgotten words and contestants staring at their ink-covered hands for lyric prompts came next, followed by the "Dolly Chicks" reprising, what else, "Sin Wagon," complete with rehearsal-ditcher Haley Davis forgetting the words. She and bandmates Britnee Kellogg and Kree Harrison got yesses, while Brandy Neelly, possibly unfairly, did not.

 

And naturally the producers saved the big drama for last. The Misfits, featuring conventional contestants Angela Miller, Janelle Arthur and Breanna Steer plus square peg Kez Ban, had been fleetingly shown all night having trouble agreeing on a song or how to rehearse effectively. We saw Kez ditching the group to grab a late dinner, having trouble bestirring herself in the morning, missing the bus to the stage facility and doing jumping jacks to warm up just before the group's performance of the Ronettes' "Be My Baby." The song was a bit of a mess, with Kez unsurprisingly failing to mesh with the others, but all four managed to show enough singing talent or at least vivacity to get through.

 

Prospect watch: Rachel Hale looks like this year's obligatory country extrovert, in the Lauren Alaina/Skylar Laine mold.

 

Dim prospects: "Idol" likes to have a female eccentric in the cast, but Kez Ban doesn't seem lovable – or talented – enough.

 

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"American Idol" airs Wednesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET/PT on FOX.

35Comments
Feb 14, 2013 2:58PM
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A few of those that stayed should have left and a few of those that left should have stayed.  I have no idea what the judges were thinking on a few they picked, oh well I do not get paid the big million bucks.  Niki Minaj is a funny, strange person, but she seem to know what she likes and definitely does not like.  We will see after tonight who survives.  Mel
Feb 14, 2013 2:44PM
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If they are looking for an American Idol, a solo singer, then why even bother with the groups. Everyone can not work with everyone else, and can not learn a new song in a few hours with no sleep.  And then have to look at Nicki. She would be so distracting, you never know what she is going to look like, and what accent she is going to use. 
Feb 14, 2013 2:33PM
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I really like Nikki Minaj. I think she is the most talented person up there right now and she seems to be a little honest at least.  But you are all right - IDOL is going down hill fast. I'm not thinking it will stay on much longer. It might help them if they get rid of Mariah and bring in someone who can talk.  But the talent is awful and I don't think they should let people through who forget the words.

Feb 14, 2013 2:23PM
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What a disappointment Idol has turned out to be since Simon left.  This year is the absolute worse.

The female judges Nicki and Mariah are horrible - Nicki is just obnoxious and Mariah says nothing worth anything. This is definitely my last year wasteing my time watching and hoping it will get better.

Feb 14, 2013 2:19PM
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Okay, so American Idol has lost its mind people!!! They let Kez Ban and that Star Spangled Banner chick stay but they let a lot of talent walk out the door??? What the heck is going on? I think that this is their last season and they are going what the h***, let's shake some things up and keep some ridiculousness around for a little longer, what have we got to lose?? JUST END IT NOW IDOL!!!

Feb 14, 2013 1:41PM
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Get rid of no talent randy, then get rid of manaj.  Both are discussing.  Randy cant go anywhere else.  That's why he haven't left the show on his own.  He always blew Simon and now he blows the two broads.  Always agreeing with them on talent.  Very discusting guy.  Manaj is a total narcistic ****.  Looks like King Kong.
Feb 14, 2013 1:19PM
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Really alful this year,I don't know who hired Nicki she is alful, her voice makes me sick and her nicknames for each person goes way beyound what she should be doing. Keith is doing a lot better he finely found his voice and speaking up. Mariah needs to find her voice and quit letting Nicki talk all the time, Mariah has more talent in her little finger then Nicki has in her whole body.  Why are they letting some real talent go and keep people everyone knows won't make it, it doesn't make since.  probably won't keep watching if things don't change.
Feb 14, 2013 1:16PM
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Idol is a mess this year..............Brandy Neely was let go.............i had her picked as the next possible Idol winner.  .

 

Feb 14, 2013 12:35PM
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MARIAH IS A BORE!  THE TALENT  SUCKS! I HAVE BEEN WATCHING SINCE SEASON ONE.  I'M DONE!
Feb 14, 2013 12:30PM
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If they wanted to keep someone unique, they should've kept Alisha Dixon.  The girl is a rock star and different yet beautiful with a very cool personality.  Not obnoxious like the mess that was Kez Ban.  Idol WHAT were you thinking?  The show was a mess.  I'm not watching anymore.  Was looking for someone unique..not another country robot or R&B singer.  the Voice might be a better option.
Feb 14, 2013 12:13PM
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I guess wierdness is better than talent.What is kezban guyor girl?Why is he competing with the girls?Why does he have his own room?
Feb 14, 2013 12:04PM
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Divas Dueling?

 

No worries...they soon be bumpin fuzz or doing the butt to butt dildo slam...

 

Now thats some duelin'....

Feb 14, 2013 11:35AM
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I just signed on to see if anyone actually watches this show anymore. You cannot churn out some new pop star every year and expect them to go to the top and everyone to know their name. Can anyone name more than two or three? Didn't think so. Cancel now.
Feb 14, 2013 11:14AM
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I agree with Sammie tex on this one.

In years past if you forgot thw words you were GONE!!

We stopped watching after that, What a joke.

I think it's time to give it up.

Feb 14, 2013 11:14AM
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lost interest in the show ever since
minaj and her huge **** and thighs
came on the show...



Feb 14, 2013 10:47AM
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I wish the life-stories could be saved for later in the competition. I understand that some of them have had some bad breaks in life---But---let's concentrate on the singing first then as they progress add the stories. American Idol is flat-lining. Every year the "group" competition eliminates some quality singers which is unfortunate. It's easy to see why the ratings are plummeting. Nicki Menage was an incredibly bad choice as a judge. Her comments are for the most part totally ridiculous. Get it together IDOL!!
Feb 14, 2013 10:38AM
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Simon Cowell would NEVER have put through any contestant who forgot the words or lyrics to a song.  The judges are horrible this year and I'm very disappointed in Idol.  Especially in their choice of Nicki Minaj as a judge.  This might be our last year for Idol.  We adore "The Voice"......it's 1st class.  But Idol this year is disappointing.
Feb 14, 2013 9:50AM
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I don't think this group of singers is any worse or better than in past seasons. These early rounds eliminate most of the bad ones, but unfortunately do eliminate some good ones and keep some bad singers (ie. Kez Ban and Haley Davis). American Idol still has the best singers overall. I've yet to hear of someone from "The Voice" or "X Factor" actually make a hit song. Those singers may have talent, but certainly fall short on the marketing.
Feb 14, 2013 9:16AM
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American Idol is not the same any more, the whole show has just gone down hill, the Voice is a much better show, the way they judge and work with the talent is awsome and the judges treat their people like they are human, they dont say the really mean things and treat them they way they do on Idol, I was a huge Idol fan, Not anymore sorry idol.....
Feb 14, 2013 8:25AM
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From what I've seeen so far,this season of Idol has some of the worst talent of all time. I have never heard so many bad singers and the judges are putting most of them through. And I agree with CpB,I'm sick of Kez Ban. She has become totally obnoxious.
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