'Storage Wars' buyer owns Tila Tequila

 

Granted, anointing either "Storage Wars" featured buyer Nabila Haniss or "Shot of Love" centerpiece-turned-p​ublic disaster Tila Tequila (or was that the other way around?) a reality "star" is something of a stretch. But you've got to hand it to both: Tequila was recently gutsy enough to perform a topless rap at an Insane Clown Posse gathering, while according to TMZ, Haniss has plunked down nearly $3,000 on what she claims is Tequila's foreclosed storage space of randomness.

Bing: "Storage Wars" | Tila Tequila | Nabila Haniss | Paris Hilton

 

What's so bold about the latter, you may ask? Well, I'm thrilled you inquired. For one, it's got to be pretty icky parsing through mounds of what are even allegedly Tequila's clothing and personal diaries. But moreover, Haniss was sued by Paris Hilton back in 2005 for pilfering the heiress' unit and hawking the stuff to slimy website Paris Exposed. But hey, she and Paris did eventually settle out of court, and Tequila has far less potent legal resolve than Ms. Hilton. So, ya know, why not take your chances? 

 

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Meanwhile, here's our best guess at just what else might be lurking within Tequila's supposed grab bag of affects: 

• First-pressing copy of Judith Butler's seminal bit of feminist theory, "Gender Trouble"
• Four unwrapped plastic forks
• An early spec script for Jerry Lewis's controversial unreleased Holocaust film, "The Day the Clown Cried"
• Several receipts for satisfactorily paid parking tickets
• Smiles